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>tfw you have to clean up after cumming
>tfw you have to hunt down every drop of cum on the floor so the cat doesn't lick it up
>>27263407
I don't shoot when I cum, it just dribbles out onto my hand. I just lick it off and pull my trunkies up again.
>tfw have been masturbating so much lately that my dick is sore now
fapping was one of the few things I still enjoyed, can't even do it now
How are you anons? Let's start a comfy thread to make my Saturday night better.
>>27263024
I'd really like to contribute, but I don't have much with me
Good morning robotos.
comfy cafe ~ og post
How can I make lean?
>cant find codeine syrup
>cant find anything with codeine
any alternative way?
don't bother. it's shit. my dumb former wigger friends would make that shit time to time, shit is disgusting.
just skip the middle man bullshit and take an oxycodone or something
>>27262959
piss in bottle and pour tylenol in it. let sit overnight. drink in the morning and congrats you just done did it boy
>>27262985
where can i find this ox/done?
Every time I find out that a girl who I'm getting closer to owns a sex toy, I somehow lose all romantic interest. I'm not sure why this happens, do you think I'm asexual or just really value innocence? I feel a little disgusted then immediately tone down on the flirtatious behaviour and can only see them as friends from that point forward.
I actually let one know it was the reason, cause she was persistent and wanted to know why I started acting differently. I told her and she was very confused, she acted as if it was a completely normal thing to own.
Maybe it is normal, but I can't help but feel disgusted by it. This constant disappointment makes me feel a little less bad about being alone though, because I know that my standards are apparently unrealistic.
I hope someone here is able to relate.
>>27262946
>r9k
>implying we have girls romantically interested in us
heh, nice bait kiddo.
>>27262946
iktf. Owning a sex toy just tells me that they value sex to an extreme degree and prioritize it over other aspects of human relationships. Which also indicates they're more likely to cheat purely for the novelty of sexual adventure.
>>27262946
You have twisted perceptions of reality.
Does anyone else hate the texture of pickles? I like the taste, but I wince while chewing one because I fucking hate the texture.
>Inb4 sexual jokes involving pickles
Let's try to have an actual discussion or whatever.
99% of the time i hate them, but every once in a while i get cravings for the zesty ones. but yea most of the time i refuse to eat them.
>>27262931
I like them on burgers
>>27262931
I eat tons of pickles and use the jars as piss jugs
Why are Asian traps so much more passable?
asian men are feminine already
>>27262883
asian men have measurably lower levels of testosterone than men of other races leading them to develop less masculine features
because asians all look alike and they all have small dainty bodies
said it was embarassing to have a 25 year old still living at home, so I had to pack up all my shit and move out to she storage shed behind the house
d-did my dad just cuck me?
you really should not be living in the house at this point.
>>27262470
Whats in the storage shed? Is it comfy?
>>27262470
no matter what he didnt cuck you, im all for a loose definition for the word cuck, but id never say your situation was cucking
so tell me, is the storage shed nice?
>tfw it's 6 PM
>tfw still hungover as shit
I actually kind of like all-day hangovers. It gives me an excuse to curl up and watch television all day
>>27262461
If you need an excuse to do that, I applaud you
>>27262448
>had a hangover
>didnt magically cure it with, 2 advil, a mcgriddle, and a large sprite
you obviously deserved this
>friendly reminder that women are incapable of love and only use men for sex, for money, or to further their social status
>friendly reminder that a woman will literally never love a man the same way he loves her
>friendly reminder that women are literally subhuman
Pic related, an 11 year-old girl abusing her beta orbiter for attention from her harpie girlfriends.
yea, i'm going to guess her mother is a massive bitch and does shit like that to her father
>>27262447
>implying betas dont deserve to be abused
social outcasts will never be loved by a woman the way that they love them, but thats a good thing, two people stalking one another would be a weird situation
>>27262447
Women genetically incapable of compassion and empathy, more news at 11.
Be me
Cry to sleep a lot
Go on omegle
Interest: r9k
Add random brobots
Cry on a skype voice call
Tell them i'll block them
Fast forward today
Cant even arrows cos dumb phone and drunk
Omegle is filled with bot
Okay.
Back to crying alone in my cave
Thanks spambot
Thank you
Now im too hungover to sleep
CANT I HAVE A PITY (YOU) REPLY
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How do I become a sissy r9k? I just want a bf to treat me like a girl and fuck my boipussy ;-;
>>27262155
Are you a cute boy? Do you like to crossdress?
How do I find a boy to feed hormones and keep under my bed?
>>27262155
Pics would help immensely
Who here /Don't like being touched/ ?
>tfw i got countlessly molested every inch of life
kill me now
Yep. If someone motions at me I always pull away, if someone touches me I always jump.
I'm also extremely ticklish.
People often ask me if I was abused, I don't think I was I'm just like this.
>>27262122
t. me as a teenager
grew out of it though, especially when I'm drunk
Post comfy music and pics
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Kfrj--djw
https://youtu.be/XBNQDhwRaw4
Fuck the plebby morons who slate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ_VBkdsS0U
>>27262042
i really, i really, i really, i really enjoy this.
why can't hip hop be like this and not about trapping or drugs or muh money muh dik fk the poleece
Gentlemen,
This past week, a total Chad from my school got arrested for soliciting photos of girls between the ages of 8-15.
Total kek moment.
>>27261893
that guy doesn't look chad at all, seems like a pretty typical /r9k/ betabuckaroo LOL
>>27261893
[r9k] - Your personal blog
>>27261937
>chad gets absolutely btfo
how is this a blogpost
Well guys, it's about to turn 1pm and I'm ready for my first beer. Who else here is drinking to cure the boredom of being a NEET for over 7 years?
I'm here to talk if anyone wants to! Haha!
>>27261771
are you a koala?
>>27261904
Yes, I am.
original comment desu family desu
I'm smoking weed and fapping to loli.
