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>tfw they wont give me a job because im a girl
>tfw genetic inferior men exist
there's already a fembot feels thread.
>erica thread
>2(two) fembot threads
>multiple "im super in love with this girl that doesnt love me back and im in high school and it's all over" threads
all i do is complain about how shit this board is on here lately
>>27237490
I don't get why they don't just make a wiz board and let us move there.
>A modern-day hermit who has spent four years building his remote shack from clay has been told to leave.
>Daniel Pike has created a home entirely from materials found in Merry Hill forest, which is a 15 minute walk from the nearest road.
>He sleeps on a mattress made of dried leaves, has fashioned window frames and even a bath out of driftwood.
>But now bosses at The Woodland Trust said they own the site and have ordered him to leave.
>Mr Pike said: "I am not doing any harm to anyone here. I grew tired with modern life.
>"I came out to the woods, starting in a tent and decided to build a home. I won't be leaving."
>Mr Pike, who used to work at Tesco Extra, said he had no mortgage prospects and ran into difficulty after suffering a nervous breakdown.
>Fed up with the pressures of modern day life he decided to live simply in the self-built home in Carpenders Park.
>He said he was living happily in his straw home until an officer from The Woodland Trust arrived and told him he would have to move.
Apparently he learned everything from YouTube videos.
Why haven't you said fuck you to the landlord kikes and gone innawoods like this guy?
http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/14352203.Woodland_hermit_ordered_out_of_house_made_of_clay/
>>27237466
>Why haven't you said fuck you to the landlord kikes and gone innawoods like this guy?
Because of exactly what happened to this guy? Is this a troll question?
This is my fear, I've always wanted to go live in the wilderness but there are so few places where you can go and avoid having this happen. Bullshit.
Vaelkommen till /Scandifeels/
Detta aer en traod for alla Skandinaviska robotar.
Att taenka pao:
>Endast for Norrmaen, Svenskar och Danskar
>Normies haoller sig borta
>Nordiska bokstaever och ASCII fungerar icke pao detta board
>>27237461
>tfw scandinaviske piger har saa hoeje standarter i forhold til resten af verden
>>27237509
>dkn den har bilden
>dkn ingen fv
Men for helvete, Robotjavel
>be 22 y/o robot khv
>two days ago
>"accidentally" get shot in the eye with a nerf gun dart at uni
>fall to the ground
>so much pain, can't stop tears from coming out
>can hear people laughing
>with my one eye covered make my way to the bathroom
>can't even open my eye it hurts so much
>force it open with fingers, I can't fucking see anything out of it
>stand in the bathroom basically crying, decide to go into stall so no one sees me
>30 minutes pass it still hurts like hell and I can't see out of it
>call ambulance and tell them to meet me at info desk at uni
>make my way there
>get to hospital
>sit around in pain with tears still flowing out for about 2 hours
>get assessed
>my retina is completely detached
>my eye is slowly filling with blood
>surgery may need to be done
>I may never see out of my left eye again
>It's now the weekend and I'm sitting here with only one working eye and one filling with blood
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
Sue the guy who did it. You obviously talked to the guy who shot you since you put the word accident in quotes.
Why did they do this to you ?
The one who did this should be on a trial, you should pursue him.
Hang in there, anonymous.
Know the difference between Tyrone and Jamal
>>27237228
Both look like niggers to me
nah bruh, that nigga on the left is a straight up Daquan, forrill
A bullet won't know the difference.
Any other britbots forced back into wagecuckery by the Gov after ages of claiming NEETbux?
I'd forgotten just how hellish it is to deal with normalfag coworkers and customers all day.
I'm dying here. How do I get out of this?
We need more dole for the muslims you racist.
Go back to work and earn taxes for the multicult
>>27237139
Lol, I am the multicult.
>>27237111
>Any other britbots forced back into wagecuckery by the Gov after ages of claiming NEETbux?
Kek, this idiot fell for the JSA meme
You're not supposed to actually reveal your power level as a NEET, nab
>20 and it's my first job
>scared that there's too many mexicans
>skelly body and pale skin
am I fucked?
Afraid so. Genocide is the only answer anon
>20
>first job
>scared of minorities
>skinny and pale
could you be more of a fucking privileged suburban white kid
>>27237030
Why the hell would you be scared of Mexicans?
Here the meaning of life: 3.14159265359
Bye.
i'd say 2.7182818284590452353602874713527 is a more meaningful, interesting number
>>27236949
Pi is the meaning of life you fucking autistic faggot
also free will isn't real
Meaning of life is to have kids...at least that's what Mr. Darwin says
I'm bored, let's continue the game we started at >>27194342
You tell me what anon does next. Try to get him home (or do whatever you want). If you don't reach a consensus I choose the less retarded proposal.
I'll answer your in-game question with info the character knows.
If you fuck up your life, die, go in jail, destroy essential relationships, or anything of the sort it's game over.
Last thread was game over because of this >>27197070. We undo that last action and resume from >>27195930 (pic related). Check the previous thread for all known info.
Go!
We are both the piss, flowing into the river that is life.
>>27236924
>We are both the piss, flowing into the river that is 4chan.
FTFY
>>27236942
>telling your mom about 4chan
game over
>vagina won't stop itching
>rub thighs together constantly to try to scratch it
>skin breaks, start bleeding, leggings ruined
>sanitary pad covered in blood and weird smelly semiclear liquid
>orbiter won't stfu and stop messaging you whole time
>tfw
Hot. Post pics.
>tfw smegma build up on my boi clitty just after one day because its getting hot outside now
>tfw need to shave but just dont feel like it
>tfw buttsweat kind of works as lube
>talking to crush
>everything is filled with innuendo
>not sure if him or I'm just a pervert
>respond normally while masturbating furiously
>feel bad responding slow
>notice him leaving comments to some whore
>rage at her with pussy juices all over my keyboard
Any update from that thread last night?
Yes, I'm fucking the body right now.
>Implying you aren't that attention whoring bitch.
Fuck off.
no she's an attractive teenage girl. she's doing it for attention and you're perpetuating it.
So /r9k/ how's that family coming along?
>>27236679
God damn slavs. I need to move to russia so I can bang some qt.
>>27236679
This can't be her husband, maybe a relative or a friend. He looks like an ugly ghoul, and the kid is blonde.
And about the topic, no i will never have a family because i don't want children to force my shit genes and poverty on and without the need for children i don't see a point shackling myself to a parasite (woman) and give it access to my cash or property. I have been treated like dogshit by women all my life so it's only fair i do the same to them when they are busted and old and need someone to provide for their worthless ass.
>>27236689
So many qt slavs out there. None for me.
>Finnish
>15.10
>tfw hung aryan
9cm
original comment
>>27236548
most of these countries only used small sample sizes with inconsistent measuring techniques and worse yet a lot of this is from self reported
Is there a worse human being than Elliot Rodger?
>Is there a worse human being than Elliot Rodger?
Stalin?
Show some respect when talking about the Supreme Gentleman, scum. He is our savior.
>>27236531
Get. Out. Normie !
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9adtKWIqKeo
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>tfw lucid dream about my waifu
>>27236493
>have Asian gf
>move in with her
>last night dream of another qt Asian friend I had in college
>would've totally dated me if not for having a gf
>have dream of what could've been every now and then
I'm feeling this morning.
>tfw forget to lucid dream and your waifu is suffering in loneliness
>tfw sleep paralysis
