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I fell in love with a girl in high school but last summer she lost her virginity to an adult heroin dealer with multiple felonies. She didn't even know he was a criminal when she slept with him. I'm the one who looked him up online and told her. His whole family is a bunch of criminals too.
Now they've been together for months, he got her a dog for Christmas (she can't have kids), and they are Facebook Official now.
This girl said nothing about this other guy for 3 weeks, then "informed" me by posting a picture of her and him together.
I've been telling all kinds of people she know she's dating a heroin dealer. What else can I do?
You can't do jack shit. You've already lost. Accept this, learn from it, and move on. The best revenge is a life well lived.
>>27234138
>(she can't have kids)
No losses there then.
>>27234158
>The best revenge is a life well lived.
I don't believe this anymore.
It's typical feel-good Instagram bullshit.
I'm still trying to figure out what the best revenge is.
>tfw your mom acts scared of this big sullen stranger who used to be her cute baby boy
>>27234080
Damn bro...that's a pretty real feel
It's all fun and games until it's not a game anymore eh?
>When you're on your way to becoming a shining example of what it means to be a true human with the amazing possibilities life offers at your feet
who spiritual path here
>>27234286
>implying living a spiritual life means life will automatically be great
Your name wouldn't happen to be Stacey woild it?
Nearly the weekend edition
i feel happier in this thread
Can't sleep
Post waifus
Post them lads, your waifus.
>>27234016
I'm in for a meeting desu. Must be important if they want even the people in the lowest position in for it, like me.
>you will never have a qt3.14 like this
http://youtu.be/K7K2yv36LAA
Just end me
>ywnktfofgj fug just kll me
>your first day here
>you look as bad as me
What is your favorite order.
>McPick 2 for 5 Quarter pounders
>Fries
>Coke
>Happy kids meal for my bro. He's 19
>>27233834
Double cheeseburger plain
Spicy chicken plain no bun
Small fries
Combine and stuff fries in my custom mcgang bang
I'm a poorfag so a McDouble and Hot n Spicy
>>27233834
>entire bag of apple pies
>sweet tea
I know it's beetus, but damn if it isn't a great munchies combo when you're blazed.
>applying for a job I wont get
haha look at me im doing something! haha!
Jokes on you when you actually get it and become wageslave #675638076
>>27233831
I do that so mommy don't bug me that much
>>27234115
It happened to me I struggle with the depression of it already.
Guys, I really want to do it. I want to fuck a q3.14 trap in his tight little boipussy. Where's the best place to find one? Also post trap stories if you have one I want to know your experiences.
>>27233820
Don't fall for it anon.
Traps only look good in carefully screened selfies and your chinese animes.
>>27233929
I think so too. I have no problem admitting being a fag if I could find them attractive in person, but so far every time I've seen one it was just bizarre, no attraction whatsoever. It might seriously just be a porn thing.
they only exist on the internet, finding one in the wild is rare
any ausfags on?
i only just woke up and it's going to be a long night of nothingness
what're you all doing this friday night?
Probably going to watch cricket and anime to be honest
going to watch either cricket or a movie with mates and smoke some cones>>27233756
Predictions lad?
Anyone else in Adelaide? One of the biggest "pubcrawls" in the country is on tonight, and of course I'm not going. It makes me sick to imagine all the fun those people must be having, while I have to live in despair as a lonely virgin.
Who used to provoke jocks into beating you up in HS just so you could fap to it later?
/provoked jocks into beating you up in HS just so I could fap to it later/ checking in
I would provoke jocks into tickling me. They'd do it until they noticed I had a boner. Then ALL the fun went away.
Once you become an adult with some $$$ this becomes easier. I pay pro-bodybuilders to beat me up now, pic related was just for $150
>tfw I was such a creep that I actually ran some grills off of social media, except from whatever secret name they're probably posting from
am I still able to save facebook pictures without them knowing? I'll share some if I can. It's nothing sp wecial, I'm just feeling reckless and wild tonight
>>27233218
how did you run them off social media?
>also post pics
ive never heard of facebook telling people when you save their photos
>>27233246
Idk man, all the girls I creeped on are just magically gone apparently. Weird honestly. I don't even have stuff saved. I would just be posting modern things who didn't run and hide from me
>>27233291
Maybe they blocked you
There is this weird youtube channel called "for kids" and the type of videos uploaded to it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SEXtnY0jY
Is this some illiuminati shit
>>27233200
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCA-aNahHJE_vvk2gd6FThug
Ment to post this
woah crazy vid you made
>>27233259
I'm pretty sure I didn't make it
Who here /tiredasfuckbutdepressionwontletyousleep/?
Getting sick of the attention seeking. Reddit tier depression meme tbqh
>>27233052
But I need you to tell me everything will he alright so I can go to sleep senpai
>>27233091
Do you expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel?
What if Jesus was actually just Akhenaten in disguise after he escaped the confines of meme time?
Can the Aten free us from our tortured lives?
What should we do about Ramesses II? What kind of slack-jawed lypo-slob would try to deny this, the accusation I lay against him. He created YHWH is Canaan from the ashes of the Aten, birthing the Israelites from his loins. They emerged from the holes in the hills, the so-called EXODUS of the Israelites.
Watch closely.
Here we can see the denial of these truths, the Egyptians saw that something was moving on the horizon, and HE ALONE saw that it was the coming of the way out. HE ALONE, lived two lives in Sodom and Gomorrah, and under him even Armageddon shuck from within, its tower living for eternity.
In Abydos, they lied. They said that which was was not, which was not was, which way was wrong was right and which right way was wrong. These follies have yet to be seen.
Just try and top this. JUST TRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpoLe2v6MVo
>>27232800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zguCFjHyVeM
Nothing beats Death.
It's very hard to say one favorite song but maybe this
http://youtu.be/ReA58FkwMrk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQd0IoJ25M
I'm really digging this track at the moment.
>planning to fap very soon
>hand is cold
>can't warm it up unless I stop browsing/posting on 4chan
Guess I'm not masturbating tonight.
dicks are warm. just warm up your hand with your erect penis u egg
>>27232275
Just stick your hand between your butt cheeks and fart.
>>27232296
But I don't like the cold feeling on my penis, it ruins my fantasies.
>>27232332
I just shat I'm not gassy.
