Who else /losingit/?
>going through thread about "Faces of Suicide"
>after every one go "Ah shit man, that's pretty bad."
>get to the one about Ian
>read the message
>"Gone fishin'... Love you, son"
>keep repeating "Ah shit, that's pretty bad, that's pretty fuckin' bad."
>repeating it over...
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Would you like an internet hug anon?
it's not gay or anything, really...
>>27229667
Ian the tripfag? yeah robots off themselves. why the fuck am i still here, lol.
>>27229667
He couldn't last 14 years?
>tfw you will never know what it's like to become a meme
I know people are mocking them, but they're still being elevated beyond the flesh world into a higher platonic realm of pure abstract Form. This is the modern equivalent to being deified like a dead Roman emperor. Future archaeologists may even interpret records of their memeselves as evidence they were worshiped as gods by ancient 2016 people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c5Gwi5u68c
he clearly says
"YOU ARE FUCKING A WHITE MALE"
why do so many people get this wrong
>>27229622
Because it better captures what he was actually trying to say to write it as "you're a fucking white male." If people wrote you are fucking a white male" then it would detract from the main point of the meme (leftists acting smugly shocked that others could disagree with their cultural marxist brainwashing) by making people ask why he's talking about someone having sex with a white man.
t. a former linguistics major. Literal word for word translation isn't always the best...
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Worshipped as gods by ancient >current year
people
Will buying a Ferrari 458 Italia when i can afford one in a couple years help me get a girlfriend?
>>27229522
Yes, all women are materlistic whores.
Until someone with a newer model scoops her up.
>>27229522
No but it's a pretty cool car.
Buy it to enjoy it if you're into cars and can afford that shit.
Seriously don't buy a fucking car thinking you will get pussy, you will end up like the supreme gentleman and his bmw.
ITT: Post your height and what you like/dislike about it.
5'9"
I think its pretty good
maybe 5' 10" would be better but it doesnt matter
>>27229493
6'1" manlet reporting in
>not 6'3"
6'3" here. Life is grand.
>very quiet and distant
>dedicated his life to destroying a certain someone who ruined his life
>edge lord in his youth
https://youtu.be/_kTBbTSjZpI
>>27229289
society has torched and broken me now nothing will hold me back
>>27229289
sasuke is a lot me me depressed, angry, good looking
to bad being quiet wont get me laid
>ITT: 7th grade.
I just dont get why my answer is not correct
>>27229141
Rotate it and I will help you.
>>27229141
because it's sideways
>>27229172
done
hows this?
Let's share discuss and share western animation in this thread.
(Western in this context is pretty much anything not produced in Africa or Asia).
Pic related. The Bear that Wasn't is a classic.
MGM made fantastic animations during the 20th century, the likes of which have rarely been seen since.
>GOAT western series stars a god damn samurai
>>27229112
What was your favorite episode, and why?
>GOAT western series stars a god damn samurai
It's kind of like how one of the greatest animes is about "cowboys".
Ed, Edd & Eddy will always be the superior cartoon.
>me and brother browse various 4chan boards
>brother tells me "bro, check out this funny post!"
>I wrote that post
>has happened three times this month
I think I'm starting to get way out of hand.
>>27228797
Congrats bro
I'm trying to reach that level. People like and KEK my shit up a lot though
FeelsBretttygoodman
>write out a greentext expressing my honest feelings
>anon responds "it's not that bad OP, at least you aren't as fucked up as this guy"
>post screenshot of other greentext I wrote
>>27228888
I screen capped some guy who talked about how he lost his virginity to a whore. He deleted it so I capped it.
Also, congrats on the 8s
Would you date Tomoko?
>>27228666
date and fug on a regular basis
She's been proven to only want chad, or do you not remember how disgusted she was by the fat guy in art class
>>27228666
I would marry her just tocheat on her with her mother.
Ask a guy who just got rejected by his oneitis (once again) anything.
Why would you ask her out more than once?
How can you even keep contact with someone you confessed your feelings to? I'd be too mortified to even look at someone who rejected me
>>27228827
>Why would you ask her out more than once?
Well, I was friends with her before I had feelings for her.
Told her I liked her a lot, she said she'd date me if it wasn't for that other guy.
Other guy didn't work out, so I asked her out again. She said she only said that in order to not hurt me and we got in a huge fight over that.
Made up a couple of weeks later after she approached me. Everything fine at this point.
Go out today, just the two of us. Tell her...
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>>27228943
Stop talking to her, seriously.
Why the FUCK do women care about masculine tendencies so much? I like cats, walking in nature, and watching dramatic movies, but if I admit any of this to a woman is is pure social suicide. Why the fuck are women so superficial? I can't even say that I'm a cat person around women or they instantly see me as a beta loser because I don't like BIG STRONG DOGS RAWR. It's not enough to have a good job, care about my clothes, great hygiene, and strong social skills, I also have to be keenly "masculine" in the traditional sense, in all matters, or else...
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Plenty of girls like cat people man. Just find better girls.
>>27228569
Shh its ok no need to cry I bet your vagina is really warm right now.
>>27228605
Seriously. It sounds like OP is just chasing shitty Staceys
Guiz am crazy girl Gib ateenshonz XDD!!
No the only attention I give is for my love
>>27228551
>cheating on /r9k/ with /b/
treason.
this image is my response to that, and of course sharpie in pooper
This is the first time in along time you've been this nervous. "It's going to be okay..." You whisper to yourself over and over again. "I'm sure she'll say yes." You've given thousands of speeches before. Speeches in front of incredibly powerful people. As the heir of a large company, you are probably one of the most eligible bachelors in the whole city. However, your heart belonged to someone already. "Flowers... Check..." You look down on the flowers you were holding. They were roses, her favourite flower. "Ring......
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>>27228492
As she looks around for something, she doesn't notice the stream of people that came bulldozing over her. Almost immediately, her glasses falls to the floor. Immediately, you notice the change of look in her eyes. "M-my glasses!" Right away you could tell she probably can't see very well without them. Your observation was confirmed when you saw her go on her knees and start to feel for her glasses.
[ ] Help her out.
[ ] You don't want to miss your boarding time.
You're back!
[X] Help her out.
>>27228492
>You've known her since she the two of you were in middle school and you've been her boyfriend ever since high school and throughout university as well.
>USING THE SAME TROPE AGAIN
REEEEEE
LET MY SUFFERING DIE
Who /waiting patiently for Elliot's book to come out/ hehe?
Come on Peter, what's taking so long? You've got a whole bunch of robots willing to throw money at you.
>http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/mass-shooter-elliot-rodger-peter-elliot-ucsb-memoir-mental-health/
>>27228480
That was a good thread.
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bump for Elliot, need more Elliot threads
>>27228480
ahahah i forgot about Mr. Rodger for a bit.
There are more women being born than men
The third world sends all its excess men to the US and Europe
Women choose them over you because women don't like white men anymore
You are the statistical extras.
I have a girlfriend and I'm white.
Checkmate.
So i'l import one? What's the problem? Asians are the smartest. Chinese girls are plenty. Could probably demand an IQ test and pay for an education to my future bride.
Not that I'd actually do that. Just hypothetically.
>>27228361
>The third world sends all its excess men to the US and Europe
On the contrary, most refugees that are permitted (at least in America) are women and children.
>Women choose them over you because women don't like white men anymore
White men are overwhelmingly the sexually preferred race by women of every single race. Either Asians or Blacks are the least desirable, I can't remember which.