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Can I get NEETbux for already being diagnosed manic depressive, bipolar, and have anxiety? I hate my job and just want to be a comfy NEET.
>>27226889
i have the same question,
maybe some one who makes neetbux can tell how they got it
I could use some help getting on the neetbux train too
>>27226889
pull some kind of stunt at your job to get fired that makes you look like a nut
flip out, babble incoherently, knock shit over i dont know, just look insane
that should get you some good bucks
it's a "I saved the school from a mass shooter and everyone loved me" daydream
>>27226792
>It's a "I am the school mass shooter and everyone died" daydream
Having daydreams about vigilantism is at least a non-degenerate way to spend your time in fantasy land.
>It's a "I am the victim of a mass shooter" daydream
Write a letter to someone who may or may not ever read it
You know who you are,
But do you know who I am?
I don't think you do.
I know you're not in the right state for it at the moment, but one day, I want to see you and comfort you in any way I can.
You didn't deserve what happened to you. Since you told me about that thing, I've felt more attached to you, and I understand you alot more now.
I hope I can be with you one day...
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I wish you liked me before I killed off all of my romantic emotions
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You're lying to yourself if you think girls don't want horse cocks
Yeah but i dont want a girl who wants horse cocks though
Also most dont prefer horse cocks because its hurts too much
Also i have horse girth
6 1/4 inches circumerence but not length (7 inches)
so im not that bothered
Not Emma fucking Watson!
>women literally just need to not be fat
>men need to be
>at least 6' tall
>have a horse cock
>have an incredibly ripped body
>make six figures
>have a great personality
Yet women have it hard.
>tfw rejected by a qt cus I'm not Catholic
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
I don't see a problem here
>>27226675
I really like her, and we've got a great chemistry together, but I can't just become Catholic on a dime. It's a process.
>>27226741
Don't kid yourself op. She's probably getting railed by a Protestant Chad as we speak. She was just rejecting you politely because she didn't want a beta
You know certain topics tend to pop up on this board over and over again. We all know what they are, and if you don't, you'll find out soon enough.
Out of all of them, which ones are your favs?
Pic...possibly related?
PS: Let's not get sidetracked talking about the subjects of those threads. A very brief discussion is fine but not reply after reply on the topics of those threads. This is more of a meta-thing where we discuss the types of threads themselves.
>write a letter to whom may not read
Its a fun thread
the one where we post deep feels so we can even more dwell into the bottomless dark hole that is our life
>>27226393
>arg threads
>braap threads
I bought a fake ID for my senior class trip
My friends and I got caught with the liquor
I'm looking at expulsion 2 months before I graduate.
Looks like I'll be here on r9k for the rest of my life.
Try offering to suck the principal's dick.
Man... miss those days where a boy with a bright future would just get a slap on the wrist and a phone call to his parents.
Oh, wait, I'm a millennial.
>>27226248
So transfer schools. See if you can work out a deal with another district.
That being said, you got what you deserve.
Get on your knees and beg. Principals aren't heartless(usually).
wtf? this roastie has some nerve messaging me what should i say?
not a dubs thread.
Say hey.
dumping bio and pics
>>27226147
Don't be a fucking beta.
Tell her how you'd like to ram your enormous cock down her throat, then proceed to describe in every detail the sex that will occur afterwards.
It's the only way to attract women and get laid.
What's the best way to get prescribed adderall? What do you tell a psychiatrist? Even a low dose, I took just one 5mg(?) pill and felt great. I finished a ton of schoolwork overnight and was still able to go to work as if I had a full night's sleep, with a little coffee help.
It made me anti-apathetic too, which none of my other meds helps with, and its just the thing I need to finish the semester strong enough to graduate.
Just get a dealer it'd be cheaper
It'll take a few months. Go in and say you can't focus in class. They'll put you on some random non-abusable bullshit. Schedule an appointment again in two weeks. Don't take the meds and say they give you weird side effects. This'll go on a couple times until they prescribe you adderall or some other stimulant.
Unless you find a shitty doctor, then you might get it your first try.
Dress nicely, don't wear dreads, take out your piercings, and act respectfully.
>>27225975
Thanks for the post.
I've mentioned that I have trouble focusing in class, because I do, but I'm mostly there for psychosis reasons, so he hasn't paid much attention I think. He's pretty shit at his job, just nods and reups my scripts.
I'm seeing him this week, might take the jump and say I'm feeling tired and apathetic, which might jelp? I mean, I am tired and apathetic, but you get what I'm saying.
My brothers and my sister don't speak to me
But I don't blame them
at least you have siblings
>brothers and sisters
imagine being an only child robot
why dont they speak to you?
hey guys
it itches around my anus, when i take a solid dump it hurts a little (because of the anus stretching)
im not gay and dont fap with prostate massages
is this cancer or hemoroids
send help shamlamaman
>>27225441
neither. that is a sign you have worms in your stomach.
>When they do, symptoms include the following:
Abdominal pain.
Diarrhea.
Nausea or vomiting.
Gas or bloating.
Dysentery (loose stools containing blood and mucus)
Rash or itching around the rectum or vulva.
Stomach pain or tenderness.
Feeling tired.
>Rash or itching around the rectum or vulva.
>rectum
>>27225441
Sounds like your anus is dry or something.
Try putting some moisturizer on it before you take a dump. Rub it in real good.
NORMIE ADVICE THREAD
Resident normalfag here, if you want any advice or anything regarding normie-related activities and such post a question here(:
>inb4 reee normie off board etc
Newfag
Sage sage sage
>>27225435
How can I catch the interest of a guy??
Please help
>>27225435
We are in need of gore threads
Would you push it, r9k?
>>27225161
Sure, fuck this board
>>27225161
Yes, without remorse
/r9k/ wouldn't exist without normies. It's a reaction to normies. To a degree all of 4chan is.
Without normies this board would die because we'd have nothing to complain about. We'd have no more problems.
So of course I would press it.
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A CUTE FAT GIRLFRIEND IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>27225141
gross, why would you want to even be in the same room as that meatball
>>27225194
BECAUSE I HAVE A FAT FETISH
IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She has a beautiful face
What a shame really
Fat people are automatically a 2/10 one step above facially deformed people
Does looks,money,status apply to 18 year old girls? Or can I just get laid at a party regardless?
All they care about is looks at that age. 100% looks. If you want prime white pussy which is the most precious commodity on this earth, you have to earn it genetically.
>>27224945
I'm a normie and even i agree with this.
You can get away with social status/confidence/being alpha even if you're not chad but it takes years of interacting with beautiful women and is pretty much impossible to achieve unless you really want it.
Make yourself look as good as possible and just have fun
You probably wont get laid anyways
>>27224945
>all they care about is looks at that age
What if I roll up in a rented ferrari with a 5 thousand dollar suit and dope sunglasses
