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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/lisa-ann-on-how-demand-for-extreme-porn-is-damaging-new-performers-that-does-break-you-down-as-a-a6838751.html

>much less demand for boring vanilla porn these days
>increased demand for harder rough porn and fetish type porn
>get paid more for the later but it is more taxing on their bodies
>for most porn rentals men want to see women abused in some way

Is she right? Are you sick men demanding too much of these poor innocent girls with your taste for more extreme porn?
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>>27232211

Fuck these stupid sluts, I hope they get the shit kicked out of them
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lel. that's just what the directors tell the porn stars to make it, i don't think they give a shit what "sells" since people don't pay for porn.
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>>27232233
>>27232211
whoa. nice double dubs guys lol

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Rarely do I make a thread but I really need opinions. I know I can go to /adv/ but you guys are more real than anyone else.

>24
>khv
>work at a dead end retail job for 4 years
>trying to finish college
>flat broke, living with parents while my part time goes towards classes
>coworker tells me at break that another coworker (friend of hers) likes me and wanted to know if I'm available
>say I'm single
>tell her I'm surprised anyone is interested in me
>tell her I've never had a gf
>tell her I'm never satisfied with myself
>Asks if I plan to be like this for the rest of my life
>"Pretty much"
>Still wants an answer if I'm willing to go out with co worker I don't even know who it is
>Asked her to tell me, says she can't
>Basically a blind date since I don't know who it is
>Too far gone and I already know there's little point in trying based on a past "date" where I've run out of things to talk about

Logically I should say no, but this is the first time anyone's expressed interest in me without me even looking for a gf.

Convince me to say no or post opinions, I hate this shit. It's like I doom myself to failure no matter what.

Also if it's not her "friend" and it's her, I'm unfortunately not attracted to her. She's a nice grill but...the ethnicity is not something I can go for period.

Wish she'd just tell me who but then again I've never bothered making a move in my life so what do I know.
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>>27232173
Go for it. It hurts fucking up but why stop paying a buck for that lotto girl at this point.
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>>27232308
Appreciate the post, hopeful bump to get more responses

Yeah I feel like nobody on r9k wants to fuck up to the point of avoidance. That's pretty much what I've done and just accepted I won't date period.
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You might get out of your slump if you keep at college. Just keep working towards being happy with yourself.

Unless the person setting up this date is crazy, they wouldn't show up as your date.

You have little to lose from this situation, so why not go for a walk with a blind date? If you don't like her, you can just leave.

Here are some good questions to ask on a date
http://www.eharmony.com/dating-advice/dating/15-great-first-date-questions/#.Vuub6fkrKUk

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how do i use tinder? i get matches but i never know what to say to the girls
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insult them.

call them fat and ugly and you swiped right by mistake.
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>>27232113

Tell them your dick has locked in on their vagina and it's time to deliver the payload.

Don't be a pussy, just say it.
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>>27232128
>>27232152
i don't think this is likely to work though
anything normal i can say? does my profile matter?

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I'm having a lot of trouble getting over the girl on the right.

She was my only girlfriend and we dared for 2 to 3 years. The last year was bad enough that she refuses to say we were still together. She slept with three guys that year and had camsex with a few ppl from soc.

So she called me drunk a few weeks ago and we had another long talk after that.

I find her really attractive now and I think I'm in love with her again.

The problem is I'm a neet drug addict who is just now getting his life back together. She's also been dating this guy 15 years older than her. She says she's happy but told me she saw him write to his ex that he missed her sex. That and reconnecting with me makes me think there is a chance.

I don't know how to handle this. Is this obsession or did I fuck up my chance with the one?
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fuck off attention seeker go cry on fb
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>>27232206
Why are you were faggot?
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>>27232092
You need to let go. I understand the feeling. You don't want to be lonely. It pains you to let go because you're letting go of a bit of yourself. But it must be done. tldr: shes a whore.

Anyone else in their early 20's or older starting to see the next wave of normal faggot 16 year olds pouring in?

How does this feel knowing that this board and basically all of what we lurk on 4chan is being shitted up by little fucks shitposting?

ITT: whatever the the fuck this feel general
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>>27231813
It's worse on tumblr. I love that place for pretty images and porn, but it has its fill of teenage shitheads.
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it's rare tBh

most of those kids are too busy playing Xbox or ps4 to bother with 4chan
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>>27231813
The site went to shit like 5 years ago, cannot possibly get worse.

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Thae wagies have been pretty upset today. Shitposting everywhere. What wrong wagie, realizing that all that money can't buy happiness if you don't have the time for it?
also know this, being a NEET isn't the same thing as taking everything for free, it just means we aren't working in any of your shekelmasters systems. Some of us live in log cabins outside the reach of mr shekelstien, hunting wild game occasionally and spending the rest of our time doing whatever we want. The wagecuck is a dying race.
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How does it feel that we aren't a part of your system unless we're here to take your stuff, wagie?
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Very cozy fire desu
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>Tfw Artificial Intelligence will replace all wagecucks

You'll all be NEETs in the end.

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ITT: Extremely autistic things you've done in middle or high school

> Used to post on myspace about the challenges I completed in MW2
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>>27231652
i used to think manga scanlations were hard to come by/that you could only get them from forms or whatever, so I would save the pages every week and post them on myspace for my friends because i wasn't aware there were entire sites dedicated to it
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>>27231652
Used to ask to be excused to use the restroom kn the middle of class and jerk off

they knew and tied to save me but I was too far gone
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maybe I should just post what normal things I did in high school

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>tfw theyre online
>tfw you know theyve seen your message even though steam doesnt show it
>tfw they dont respond
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>>27231636
IRL friends or retarded robots?
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>>27231811
retarded robot, I dont have irl friends
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>>27231636
>tfw you know theyve seen your message even though steam doesnt show it
Clingy bastard, you don't know that.
Stop letting your histrionic assumptions take the helm of what you think is reality.

>tfw there's a spider in your room
>tfw your guy friends are scared of spiders as well and refuse to help

It's hopeless
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i need gross period and poo stories now or this thread is worthless
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>>27231578
>depends on men
>is with friends
>"I'm a fembot! I'm a fembot!"
This is the most subtle bait I've read in weeks. Congratulations.
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I don't really have a problem with spiders unless they are Australian sized demon creatures

but bees or wasps? fuck that. I run.

SUP NEET FAGGOTS, ME AGAIN HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE LITERAL NIGGER TIER TRASH THAT DESERVES TO BE SENT TO THE FUCKING GUILLOTINE, LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELFS, I'LL FIGHT ANY OF YOU WORTHLESS ROACHES AT HERE AT THE FUCKING MCDONALDS PLAY PLACE, NOT EVEN FUCKING LYING YOU GAY 2D LOVING AUTISTS
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>>27231553
I was a cart pusher for 6 months, I pushed 200 Carts every 30 minutes for 8 hours 6 days a week, I'd knock your burger flipping ass out
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nigga ...please stop embarrassing us
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I stand at a register and make 12$/hr

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I'm in bed with a drunk girl. I'm a virgin. What do?
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Tell her she's really pretty tonight. Then ask her if you can kiss her.
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breathe into her ear
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>>27231541
yeah basically this. Kiss her and maybe fondle her breasts but do not for the LOVE OF GOD fuck her please bro its seriously not worth it. Get her number too

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What's stopping you from walking up to the girl of your dreams and asking for a date?
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well for one of thing I haven't had a dream about a girl in over 5 years, so technically I don't have a girl of my dreams
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>>27231428
She's from a strict religious famiily
I'm a different race (im white)

She's my oneitis though and we have amazing conversations and were meant to be...maybe in another life it will happen *shrug*
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>>27231428
>What's stopping you from walking up to the girl of your dreams and asking for a date?
Nothing is stopping me

I could do it if I wanted to but i am afraid she will reject me and everyone will laugh at me for the rest of my life

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Who's ready for the new yugioh movie?
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>>27231354
yugioh is for failed nigger and failed normies
>MTG is for robots
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>>27231354
I didn't know there was a yugioh movie coming out! Is it with the OG cast, or the shit tier new-gi-oh cast? I'll never forget how my heart stopped when Yugi first played all 5 pieces of the forbidden one.
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>>27231881
OG cast m8, it's a "what happened next" kind of film.

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>be nonwhite
>want to help keep whites a majority in America
>don't know how
>most of the white nationalists are autists who don't want me on their side
>normies see me as mentally ill

What do I do, robots?
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>>27231345

vote for Donald J. Trump.
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>>27231382
came here to say exactly this famalam, just MAGA op
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>>27231345
I'm a white nationalist who supports racial separatism and racially homogenous states. I'm glad their are colored folk that think alike. You're one of the good ones, OP. God bless.

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Does it hurt you knowing you'll never be able to experience a moment like this?

Describe to me the pain you feel. I want to be able to imagine it.
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>>27231201

she's kind of a butter face. upgrade your material, and we can talk.
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i had a perfect happy relationship for 4 years in high school
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I've experienced many moments like that. Sure it's good, but plenty of other stuff in life is much better.

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