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When I see girls in bikinis or other skimpy clothing I actually get more turned on than when I see them totally naked. Why?
>>27274563
becuz ur a cuck
>>27274563
it has to do with ANTICI................................PATION
Your mind fills in the gaps with a better image than what is the reality.
Well you fags were right normalfags have absolutely no redeeming qualities. I've spent the last few years trying to get over my hikikomori ways thinking getting a wagecuck life was better than being a NEET, and it wasn't at all. Normies are some of the most selfish,ignorant, narcissistic, and intolerant people ever; surprisingly more than robots.
Constantly being around normies is like experiencing real life shitposting and spam. However you don't have the option to filter and report. Everyday is the same with: constant repeating of the hottest maymay/song lyric, the same ten songs played on loop until they're replaced by another ten songs, emojis/minions/whatever is the latest shit fad, and blaming others for your short comings because if something bad happens there's no way it could've been your own fault. While robots are guilty of some of this at least they're are all suffering on some level, normal fags however are always fine until responsibility shows up. And the only thing they use to inform themselves about the outside world is facebook. Not even the articles posted, just the head line or some meme. And they'll never check if they're right because god forbid they stay informed and form an opinion instead of conforming to groupthink.
I wanna kill myself because I don't feel happy anywhere, but besides the fact that I'm a huge pussy I don't want the people at my uni to milk my death on their social media (like they always do when a suicide happens).
>tl;dr
Life is fucked, everything's fucked and god is dead
>everything's fucked and god is dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3553DGF71g
>>27274659
Is that supposed to be ironic
I agree.
I have yet to read somebody's story that has a more fucked life that's mine. Seriousy every time i look at something that's apparently "shocking" about something's life i still manage to be more "pathetic" than them. Now my mother is dying and i'll basically have to commit suicied when she dies because of no income.
I wish i had a dad or someone that would help me grow up.
Quickly anon, Stacy is waiting for you to do something
>>27274116
congratulate him on his surprising range of motion ability despite size
>>27274116
play x-wing vs AT-AT
>take of belt
>loop around his calves
>pull tight
>timber
>>27274116
Become incredibly impressed as this guy is clearly a sorcerer who can conjure gf's.
Who wants this? 48 tabs left
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Bumihh
>>27274037
Report Submitted!
https://www.asis.gov.au/
>tfw you will never get to go back
>>27273709
nostalrius is great bro come join us
>>27273709
Fuck off Alliance and take your OP paladin bullshit with you.
>>27273824
>not going to ashenvale after the barrens as horde
>2/3 of females in college speak with a vocal fry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEqVgtLQ7qM
does anyone else find this voice inflection thing extremely annoying?
>>27273478
They don't do it intentionally? meh still don't give a fuck
>>27273478
Yeah that shit's annoying. It's probably one of my biggest turnoffs
i notice fags do this too, hilarious
>trying to read
>ear plugs don't block out the sounds of pots and pans smashing together downstairs
>they don't block out anything
Jesus Christ this is insufferable. What am I doing wrong? What can I do to soundproof myself?
>>27272951
What, your cooking set comes to life at night or something?
>>27273010
My dad cooks very aggressively
>>27272951
Learn to read with back ground noise like every other adult.
As If I wasn't depressed enough already
>>27272920
Harsh man
eatadickrobot
>>27272920
fuck those grand kids
anally
>tfw you can focus in class but you're too lazy to study at home
That explains my 2.3 GPA in my tenth semester
I'm going to be dumping all my Hijaks
Feel free to save them
Fehfsd
Fejveygsy
Jsirbjaix
EVERYTHING'S A FUCKING MEME
I feel like shit no matter what I do
>just exercise and lift bro, you'll feel better
SOMEHOW managed to gather the motivation to do this for 4 months in a row and I still feel like absolute shit
>just eat healthy and go outside bro
Again, been going outside and eating healthy for 4 months, still feel like shit
>just do whatever you want bro
I've somehow gathered enough motivation to read a book, watch a film or play a game at least once a day, and they still give me no joy or pleasure whatsoever.
I'm fucked no matter what, aren't I? I can't feel enjoyment at all.
could be that you're doing something wrong, this should cross your mind m8 dont just fuckin roll over your post just screams i dont actually want to change shit
>>27272626
i should also add you're the fuckin meme, frog posting on r9k bitching about your hard done by life youre a caricature str8 out of /r/ s4s
If you can't gain joy from even most self-indulgent hobbies, you should probably just kill yourself at this point
>he hasn't been working on his manifesto
Dont glorifie a murder
>>27246286
Fuck off Chad
Fffffhhhrdthhh original comment
>>27246286
premium keks
I'm unable to feel anger at people even when they fuck my shit up and everyone expects me to rage. I have to fake it to not be strange or look like a complete pussy.
What's going on?
Complete and total apathy.
Welcome to hell.
im not sure what you mean by 'expected of you'. I do not feel this, do you live in england with all those cctvs or something?
Anger is the only thing i still know to be real
anyone else /triedtoexplain4chanand/r9k/tomymom/? big mistake, she is crying
>>27272206
Why ?
Just why would you do this ? Don't enable the disease even more on this planet mate. Memes shit are killing the rest that is funny and good in this world.
yeah now she browses and won't quit talking about red pills, anime and memes :(
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I hope no one seriously does this.
>Free will is a joke
>People commit sin
>Automatically can't get into Heaven
>God knows every decision you will and will not make
>But you totally have free will, just listen and believe
>Wishing life is just a simulation/game thing
>You just had a bad game
>You are actually truly happy
>>27271990
It's better to have Free Will than pay a price for it, if ya ask me!
how do fembots feel about getting their pussy ate?
>>27245207
Not a fembot but can confirm girls love it if you do it properly. You can literally make her cum in less than 5 licks if you do it properly.
Only times where chicks absolutely did not like it was Asian chicks specifically. I don't like Asian girls anyway so it doesn't bother me.
>>27245207
>Eating a pussy
Literally licking the place where chads cocks been.
>>27245207
A lot of guys aren't really good at it. I never ate my pussy eaten while standing up. I don't mind not getting oral since I'm really self-concious about someone's face being so close to my pussy and ass. I always worry that my pussy/ass might stink or that the guy will see something weird like crumbled up toilet paper or yellow discharge or blood/shit smears.
