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Fembots are promiscous, their actions erratic due to mental illness and they lack any empathy which means in the short relationship you will learn alot about sex, while getting emotionally devastated. If you manage to recover you will have had a learning curve that takes normal people many years and different relationships to experience, plus you now have the confidence and contempt for women girls are attracted to.
A relationship with a fembot will give you the the toolset and knowledge to having a fulfilling relationship with a better woman afterwards.
>>27241455
Are you retarded?
I'm a recluse who has only virtual friends. I don't leave my home unless it's for work and live with my parents. Socializing and human contact is exhausting and annoying.
Whatever "promiscuity" you refer to is probably a femanon from soc
>>27241528
They are also pathological liars btw thanks for reminding me
>>27241455
Would if I could, anon.
I don't know how to go about finding a fembot that's actually real.
>navy friend is forcing me to go to the beach tomorrow
>realize it's spring break
>there's gonna be tons of girls there
Fucking help. I already know he's gonna force me to talk to girls. How do I not fuck all of this up? I REALLY don't wanna go. My anxiety levels are sky rocketing.
Don't talk to any girl.
Alcohol.
Try really fucking hard to get to that level that you can work through your autism but not enough that it all come spilling out,
>>27241366
He's gonna make me. He won't shutup about how he wants to get me laid
>>27241380
I tend to get alot more confident when drunk, but I don't know how I'll feel in that situation. I seriously hate the beach
I have travelled back in time from the year 2028 and will answer any questions you have.
Ask me anything.
Will trump win the presidential race?
do I leave my fat gf for my dream girlfriend ?
do I get a better job?
Am I still alive by then?
Pls say no
I think I'm looking at another 14 years of incarceration, minimum, but I still have hopes...
How the internet will make me rich:
>Date fat chick on lovoo (German equivalent to tinder)
>First date. Talk much to her. She's pretty shy
>End up french kissing and holding hands
>Second date at my home, she never talks, just stares at me like an animal in the zoo
>Ask her if you wants to smoke a joint after not talking and kissing for 3 hours.
>She agrees, we smoke, laugh a bit...
>She suddenly starts crying and telling me shit like that she's sure that I don't want to be with her
>At this point she's completely right but I try to cheer her up
>Cheering up works
>Make out again
>Finger her
>She strokes my cock
>"I love you Anon!"
>Most awkward Situation, Say that I don't really know her
>Bring her back to her home
>She texts me that she wants to see me again
>I decline
>She starts texting me every 20 minutes for days
>One evening she texts me she wants to kill herself because I won't see her again...
Continue?
>>27240816
ja, bitte.
>>27240816
Go for it mine Freund
>>27240816
I don't think women can be robots in the same way as men, but I think a lot of them crave emotional connection as much as men crave physical connection.
>you will never lose your virginity on your honeymoon with your wife who is also a virgin
This fucking hurts man.
Why is society so depraved. Why do they hate meaningful relations?
>>27240704
neither me nor she was a virgin - seriously how retarded would that be
>>27240729
>how retarded would that be
I think it would be romantic and nice. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned.
Tfw
>Neo Nazi
>Didn't know I would grow up to be one
>I can't believe my 11 year old self 10 years ago would believe me if told that would believe anyone if told that
>>27240677
So let me get this straight, the black guy with a racist shirt attacked a white guy with a racist shirt and got shot?
>>27240677
Sure you are kid. Stop being so edgy and go life your real life instead of focusing on hating people online.
Yeah who'd have thought you'd turn into such an edgelord.
So I've been sleep deprived for the last month because I can't seem to fall asleep. I don't spend all night thinking about how bad my life is, I just lay there feeling like shit and wanting to sleep so I don't have to feel this way any more.
I'm not a robot but I do know that many of you have similar problems. How do you guys deal with it? Is there a legal way to knock oneself out every night so they can at least be cognitive enough to talk to someone the next day? I'm not sure I'm depressed or some other equally overused meme, just tired and wanting to sleep.
>>27240580
>can't sleep
>get sleeping pills
>abuse sleeping pills
This is the reason I drink.
>wut r sleeping pills
Anyone else /empty/?
>>27240534
I feel it some days but today I just feel angry
I'm filled with food now 2bh.
>>27240547
I feel like nothing will ever make me feel satisfied or happy, I don't know what to do, it's like sadness but hidden somewhere deep under my skull.
What is your embarrassing fetish robots?
Mine is girls who ate so much they look pregnant
>pic related
>>27240524
this is my fetish too, in fact I watch videos on youtube of skinny girls stuffing themselves with food
how fucked am I?
>>27240561
In my experience, girls just love eating regardless, so its not to hard to find someone who would do it. Not that fucked
>>27240524
I'm intrigued.
Does it make sense to try to live a completely logical life? I've been thinking about it, and I've concluded that the answer is no. To completely disregard my emotions does not make me happier. It is also impossible to define what is truly logical.
So I think I should stop living so ridigly, and analyzing everything. In a way "letting go" of the analytical nature of my mind and just living, warts and all. Has anyone else come to a similar conclusion? I'm done with trying to live the "right" way.
The root of a logical tangent usually ends up being either unknown, an assumption or something irrational
It makes sense to at least a certain degree, using logic can help you sort out what you do know or what you think you know, at least
>>27240464
The problem is you are looking for a "right" way to live, there is no right or wrong way
>>27240464
I think I know that feel
I have just been following rules I was taught, to cope and get along with other people, yet what was logical conclusion for me, apparently wasn't for barely anybody else.
What is the use of such rules, if they won't be applied fully, but only to a certain degree, which may differ? Nonsense. I give up.
What kind of music does /r9k/ listen to?
Right now I have on my mp3 player: anime music, denpa, vidya music, lolicore, anime soundtracks, jpop, doujin music, idolmaster, touhou, eurobeat, deep house, 90's mixtapes, essential mix rips, vocaloid, anime jazz, Weird Al Yankovic, black metal, Aphex Twin, Johann Sebastian Bach, vaporwave, and Moonman
>>27240302
That's about as fucking based as anyone can get.
mine's pretty much the same, except a lot more eurobeat and no doujin music
>>27240500
Check out cirno radio then http://chiru.no It's got a 11.5TB music database
https://chiru.no/?browse
>>27240302
Mostly Alternative and melodic death metal
ITT we post our favorite pics regardless of context
>>27240246
My favorite Jew <3
>>27240246
it accurately depicts my feelings towards a lot of stuff
It's my favorite because it pisses off my online friends.
Who else here has a messed up family?
>drug addict sister
>psycho aunt/cousin who are fighting over money
>parents had unstable relationship
>general chaos at every family gathering
I give away 65% of my income to my family 'cause they're all poor. Sucks ^__^
Reporting. Mom is acting like a teenager while my dad works.They always fight because my mom takes the rent and food money to go out clubbing. And if he tries to take the money to buy food she gonna cry rape.Might kill myself soon anyway
My mom almost died last year from drinking too much. She thought aliens were coming to take her away. My 2 sisters became SJWs and hate my father for trying to give us a good life. I have Autism and have always been an outsider. I found a GF last year, she had many siblings and it was like a new family. Her mom was crazy and drove us apart. I am all alone now. My father calls me once every 3 weeks. I think it is to make sure I am still alive...they know I have bad depression
>tfw you have to leave class because everyone is looking at you all the time and is plotting against you
I felt like that after smoking too much weed once. Can't imagine feeling it all the time.
>>27239975
Please tell me youre on medication.
>>27239975
Nice boots @ the left
I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF KILLING MYSELF BUT I THINK THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW
>been saving money for months to get an escort I want
>finally save up the $400
>call and set up an appointment
>have to wait two weeks but I figured it'll be worth it
>after what feels like forever the big day finally comes
>put on my best clothes and go meet her at a hotel
>she's very nice and pleasant, but her photos must have been a tad shopped
>asks me what I want to do for tonight
>i have no idea how to just ask for a rumble tumble
>tell her its my first time with an escort and to give me "the first timer experience"
>"Oh, cool! Then we should start by getting something to eat, ok?"
>Cringe internally, practically have no money aside from what I've saved up
>No choice but to agree and we head outside
>Spaghetti is pouring as I explain I came here by bus and don't have a car to take her anywhere
>I end up taking her to an El Pollo Loco down the street
>Feel like topping myself then and there as I buy cheap grilled fast food for a beautiful girl in an elegant black dress with fucking giant pearl jewelry and shit
>We finish the chicken and walk back to the hotel in complete silence
>When we get there I stammer out if she wants to get intimate now
>Her exact words are still seared into my memory
>"Oh... thanks, but I'm not sure I really want to do that."
>Just respond with an "O-ok"
>We watch cable programming on the hotel TV in silence until my time is up
>Feel like jumping in front of the bus at the stop as I make my way back home
This fucking bitch got $400 and some free grilled chicken and mac n' cheese out of me and I got jack shit.
>>27239948
how is this allowed?
>>27240071
I don't know
Prostitution just needs to be made legal in the US already
I probably could've bought over 20 lbs of pussy and ass with that dosh, but instead I fell for the "just get an escort" meme
>even a prostitute wants to be wined and dined
I don't believe the story, but I lol'd.
She knew you had no recourse and robbed you.
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