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NORMIE BINGO THREAD
Mark your completed squares. You must justify every un-filled square and explain exactly why you haven't done it yet.
>>27224905
A couple of these are pretty close, e.g. I've had sex with exactly 5 people so cutting it a bit close, and it depends if you call a pub a public place, but luckily I have them all completed.
>>27224905
I thought that i would have done all of this in high school. only a few months until I am done and I haven't even come close to hitting any of those teen milestones
I was on track to becoming a normie when I was younger, but it got halted by depression.
What do you use to clean your computer, /r9k/ somebody at college recommended me cc cleaner.
it's C Cleaner faggot. we use it on all important shit.
>>27224769
pretty sure its cc cleaner
>>27224769
it's cc cleaner, dipshit.
Anyone want to have nice cozy conversations?
>>27224672
there is nothing comfy about /r9k/.
>>27224672
>Anyone want to have nice cozy conversations?
No. I hate everything and I want others to suffer.
>>27225218
>>27225188
Oh okay I'm sorry to bother you
Who /selfmedicating/ right now? I just opened my first beer. What kind of drugs are you guys doing?
Beer most often, DXM every once in awhile
But I'm starting to be more into poli which means 12 hour trips... hard to find time for that
>>27224495
>>27224495
Only weed. Let me warn you that in the long run alcohol can make your problems worse. Please switch to weed. It really depends on your age. I'm 27 and I HAD to stop drinking eventually. It increases depression in the long run.
>>27224495
THC CAFFEINE NICOTINE
My holy trinity
>tfw sitting in the library and browsing /r9k/
>every other post makes me laugh while all of the normies around me text their boring friends and look for something to occupy their time
>trying hard to not laugh out loud
Thank you based robots
>>27224451
So you're a social retard, got it.
Shut the fuck up and stop bothering others in a quiet area you faggot. People like you are as bad as blacks on a bus playing music on their phone.
>>27224520
Normalfag spotted. I simply stated that I enjoy reading the posts on here made by fellow bots while I wait for my class in the library. No need to get upset, anon. I was merely showing some appreciation.
>>27224549
Shit the ruck up you shitposter. We are not here to entertain you or give you some sort of enjoyment. The very fact that you even believe that you're happier or more satisfied for even a fucking second than the chad gods tells everyone that you do not belong here. you're either some retard with zero idea of his place in life or a normy trying to buddy up to the school shooters. Don't you fucking dare tell someone they don't belong here when your very existence post flys in the face of this board.
Just your daily reminder that circumcision is genital mutilation.
Donate 10$ to foregen today and I will match
>>27224385
donate $10 dollars to me instead, i am cut
>>27224617
>donate $10 dollars to me instead, i am cut
Not OP, but for what, so you can buy a six pack and forget about it for a couple hours?Just trying to lighten the mood a little. I was also subjected to the mutilation.
good try OP but its not going to happen. they're going to need alot more money than that. we're going to be cut forever
OMG what a HILARIOUS and RELATABLE picture!!!
I don't get it.
Can a fembot pls explain.
>>27224157
>Look at me semi naked, look how good I look!
then
>look at me semi naked acting like a spastic. Look how good I still look!
>>27224174
I think it's "LE RANDUM SO FUNNY PCITURE XD"
I dream of being a serial killer who rapes and tortures evil serial killers, molesters, rapists, terrorists, etc and not attacking innocents. I'm not tryna be edgy cuz I had these thoughts since 12 years old. I pray to God every day hoping I'll gain speed powers like reverse flash so I can accomplish my goal easily and make the world a utopia. In the meantime, I'm joining the army even tho my parents don't want me to. It Should Satiate My needs.
>>27224002
Forgot to mention I wanna join the civil war that will happen when trump gets elected. Even conservatives don't trust him
>>27224002
Have fun killing for a socially approved cause instead of your own person choices.
>I will sacrifice my freedom for others' freedom even though I hate them
>>27224044
I just want to feel power from destroying those who overpower the powerless
>tfw took a bunch of Xanax
I feel so good, why can't this last forever.
>>27223963
>>tfw took a bunch of Xanax
>I feel so good, why can't this last forever.
Can I have some?
I always just fall asleep before feeling good
>>27224018
I might fall asleep soon, I'm very sleepy but it's so nice.
Describe your day
>Wake up at 9AM to high school brother's friend texting me
>Tells me he needs a case of beer but doesn't have money
>Say "fuck off"
>Try to go back to sleep but can't
>Shower, piss, shit
>Check my email
>Watch "Waking Life" by Richard Linklater
>Shitpost about it on /tv/ for awhile
>Drive to convenience store and buy some five hour energies
>Drink one at home
>Resume shitposting for an hour
>Make a taco out of the pork my dad made yesterday
>Small talk with dad for awhile
>Play Final Fantasy XII in my room for two hours
>Can't get past this fucking dungeon
>Get pissed and stop playing
>Phone call from background check bureau having issues with my paperwork
>Fax them W2 forms ASAP
>Feel incredibly bored
>Drive around for 30 minutes listening to Built to Spill and Belle & Sebastian
>Buy $10 of gas
>Give in to temptation and but a pack of cigarettes and a 22oz
>Now drinking in the basement and about to have a smoke watching Law and Order
>Might go to bed early because I have work tomorrow but will eat dinner first
I'm a very lonely man
>not watching a movie
>>27223940
>gets texts
>talks to his dad
>"omg im so lonely :(((("
fuck off normie
>>27223969
what should I watch mister?
Would you go out with Olivia?
>>27223919
only if her dick is smaller than minemines pretty small
>>27223919
who the fuck is olivia
>>27223978
Some guy with a mental disorder.
Any other at least 5/10's that should get girls but autism?
You are going to get shitted on so much in this thread.
>>27223674
Yes, but fuck off.
These threads just turn into camwhoring, as faggot from soc and lurkers from other boards come to post their shit.
Rule no 3 fucksticks.
there is nothing more awkward than when someone claims to be attractive but isn't
ITT: Ugly famous people that get stacies from money
Earl sweatshirt isn't famous and Domo is a better rapper
Odd Future is shit anyway
>>27223589
>Earl Sweatshirt shit
>>27223589
> don't better than Earl.
That's a real nice joke anon :^)
Do guys prefer big or small butts?
>>27223476
Small is best. However, make sure you don't conflate small with flat.
why would I ever want a small butt
small boobies can be cute, small butts are just an abomination
>>27223476
I prefer your ass, fembot :)
Now run along.
I'm a socially anxious manchild who has never had a real job before and I've somehow got some shifts at a local cafe tomorrow. How do I not fuck this up? I need the money, and I need the social exposure because sitting in my room every day I'm not in classes is making me more and more spergy.
I'm going to be so fucking nervous. I'm such an awkward guy, and when I have autistic social hiccups I always fucking shut down and give up when somebody shows the slightest sign that they're uncomfortable.
How do I last the day without not wanting to fucking run home? I'm scared my boss will think I'm a freak. Christ I just want function like a normal human being for once
Any tips?
>>27223378
>somehow got some shifts
you got the job you fucking normalfag
you dont just fall into it
dont act like you are one of us normie
>>27223378
You're only going to last one day once everybody gets to know you and the manager realizes you are unbearable to be around, so my advice is to take as much money from the till as you can and never look back.
>>27223408
It's a fucking expression. I had an interview which I thought went badly but I SOMEHOW got the job through a twist of face.
