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what do you talk about with your therapist? what does s/he say to you
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>>29270855
STUFF. They ask you about your childhood, your social life, your current employment situation, what you intend to do, what you would do if such and such...

But therapists are for normies. They can barely help normie men even; they're mostly there for the women. They can only help fixing mostly minor issues otherwise fully normal people have.

We're so fucked up, the only thing they can do is to encourage you to get the rest of your life in order and hope it does something for our mental health.

If your therapist is female she will probably end up loathing you so much she won't let you schedule new appointments.
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>>29270855
can the voices in my head be considered therapist(s)?
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>therapist is a jovial older woman
>can't tell her about all of my fucked up issues with women

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Is being in a relationship suppose to be this exhausting?

I met a girl on an dating app, it's long distance, but it feels like i hae to gie up everything i like doing just to appease her and because she has so many personal issues i cant say certain things without triggering her anxiety or making her cry. would it be wrong of me to just escape? it's kind of suffocating. is this what being a couple is like? am i going to have to spend the rest of my life giving up my activites just to spend time with her?
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its long distance by the way.
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>it's long distance
Cuck
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>>29270851
>long distance
why?
She's still fucking other people too.

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>When you see her a few years later.
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>>29270768
She's still getting laid more than you.
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THICC
I LIKE IT
GOOD IMPROVEMENT SHE MADE
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>When you're so disattached you can't even think what they'd look like anymore

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How is everyone? What are you plans for the rest of the week?

>tfw hardly any food in the fridge
Truely the worst.
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>>29270756
eh kind of down atm who here /brisbane/?
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/melb/ checking in. Studying for exams, my last one is in less than a week.
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>>29270797
/bris/ reporting in. I hate the city. There's so many qts who will never be my gf.

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>>>/lit/8153244

What do you think about the English language bias of making Top 100 lists?
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The point theyre making is that this list has 98 english titles and only 2 foreign titles.

Theyre asking to upvote "We" by Zamyatin in order to bump off Timeline. Thus adding 3 foreign books to the top 100.
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https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/19341.Best_Science_Fiction

Ok k here
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>>29270745
What about Roadside Picnic? Shouldn't that be in the top 100?

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I came home from a long day washing dishes and I found this on the bottom of my foot.
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they're called blisters, anon

people who go outside are well-familiar with them
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yeah it happens

get a pumice stone
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>>29270728
peel it off and eat it

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>too autistic to have a conversation
>too human to crave human interaction

Fuck this life.
I join the chats that get shilled on this site, and I either flat out get told to fuck off with my "autism", or I get the feeling they don't want me in their circlejerk.

Do I just accept my fate of no friends, or do I keep joining these circlejerks, not just r9k circlejerks, but any of them.

Even robots can't take my autism, or this place really is a normie shithole now.
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>>29270620
you're every incel here mate, the ride will end one day
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>>29270663
I'm just going to stop trying to make any friends at all. Every friend I've ever had has left me for the same damn reason, my "autism", and I just flat out get told to fuck off by the owner of the chat I join, or like I've said, and am restating, unanimously don't want me there.

Fuck this gay Earth.
I think being bored is my problem. Communicating with people stops my boredom, because I don't have shit to do other than shitpost on this shithole.
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>begin to not desire friends at all
>realize it's a sign I'm going schizo

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share tips with other robots on how to improve their lives.
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>40-45
huh, just sold a bunch of unused crap I had. Some 3ds games I haven't played, and a leather satchel my aunt brought me from Spain
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Betas just wanna have fun ; (
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>>29270534
ROLL
)ORGJSDJK(

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiO_FFEwsEY

Is there a more manly song than this?
I don't want to hear edgy gangster rap where they brag about fucking a lot of sluts, or screaming edgy emo music.

I'm talking about raw manliness, masculinity. Listen to these lyrics:
>I'm gonna do what I want and I'm gonna get paid
>I ain't no extra baby, I'm a leading man
>Well, my parole officer will be proud of me
>With my Olds '88 and the devil on a leash
>I know karate, Voodoo too
>I don't need no make up, I got real scars
>I got hair on my chest
>I look good without a shirt
>Well, I don't lose my composure in a high-speed chase
>Well, my friends think I'm ugly, I got a masculine face
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Bumping, anons please share more manly songs.
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>>29270532
you must not be very manly if you put this much thought into what is manliness
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>>29270775
What are you on about?
If I identify a song as manly and can explain why, I'm not manly?
Your logic is strange and off anon.

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>Go on /pol/
>Create a bait thread with a link to a fake article
>Close tab
who /4chanmischief/ here
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>>29270522
>tfw rangebanned from /pol/
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>>29270522
they're so easy to bait.
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>>29270522
>get a british proxy
>post on /sp/ in soccer threads about hating americans that like soccer
>post in amerisports threads "why don't you like a superior sport like football?"

guaranteed results, every damn time

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>hey anon, you going to college?
>before you go, can you pass some tissues here, so that your mom and i can watch movie in peace.
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why, is it a sad movie?
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>>29270619
it's sloppy in the south, m8.
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>>29270640
kek
i don't know whay i thought that was original

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Anyone else deeply afraid of a war? Everyday it looms around the corner.
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>>29270486

Ive been depressed for several years, everyday I wish some natural disaster or global conflict breaks out, causing our society to plunge into utter anarchy.

I actually started lifting about 4 years ago to become as strong as possible in the event that our way of life turns to "survival of the fittest". Il be ready. I literally tell myself this everyday during my workout.

When the world goes to shit im becoming a feral, looting rapist. Il be ready.
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>>29270486
I wish there was a war. The "surplus males" like us would finally get culled, as nature intended.
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Nah. I know I can kill.

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London mayor Sadiq Khan has banned all ads promoting a negative body image on the Transport for London (TfL) network.

Khan initially pledged to ban ads that encouraged "unhealthy or unrealistic" body images back in his mayoral election manifesto.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/london-mayor-sadiq-khan-bans-body-shaming-ads-from-public-transp/

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/13/sadiq-khan-londons-first-muslim-mayor-bans-ads-wit/
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>>29270412
London was already a lost cause for a while

Electing this mayor was the final nail in the coffin
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He'll want them all in burkas soon
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>>29270412
All hail Cucktania!

Hello, r9k, I am trying to re-build my collection of 4chan crap, don't ask me why.

I would really appreciate it if all of you rar'd your 4chan folders and uploaded them somewhere.

One upload, I'll post my reaction folder
Two and I'll some random crap I found on my a flash drive from 2010.

Three and I'll post all of my moot pictures, (331MB), 12~k moots. I also have 12is GB of video of the mot doing talks and shit.

Four+ uploads and I'll post some bonus stuff, I guess.
It's not that hard, guys.
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>>29270395
I feel sorry for the parents that had to raise that visual assault
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Will post screenshots if requested.
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>>29270395
What a misguided qt. Her room looks similar to this girl's room I once knew. She was a doll.

I hope she's enjoying her virginity and valve games, but let's be realistic; neither are genuine.

I'M TITANIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

YOU SHOOT ME DOWN
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>>29270367
She looks like she sounds British
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Does anyone else get reminded of "bulletproof" by the song "titanium" they seem so similar to me
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>>29270415

Same song.

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