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Why do you hate gay people ?
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>>29271915
I don't hate gay people, i hate women. Women are children and should be stripped of their right to vote, drink and all other privileges that men grant them should also be taken from them. Children get treated like children, not like men.
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Because there are too many posts on instagram about them.
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>>29271915
Cause theyre more picky than women?

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How does hugging an actual human being feel like? I recently started using my blanket as a body pillow and it feels kinda good. Also
> tfw no qt to comfort you with a hug every now and then
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>>29271891
It's amazing.
I always forget to appreciate hugs... When you get a good one, you dont want to let go.
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>>29271891
I really, really hate being touched now.
Went too long without human physical contact.
When I'm being touched unnecessarily I have to make conscious effort not to get angry.
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I never really cared for it.

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>be 8/10
>still can't get a fucking fembot gf
I don't even get it.
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>>29271887
These threads give me many keks.

Keep up the good work, OP.
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>>29271887
>8/10
Mate...
original
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>>29271887
Maybe its because you look like a pre-radiated ghoul from FO3.

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Anyways that humans could extend the natural lifespan within the next 50-60 years? or even become immortal? i'm so scared of an eternal nothingness, like boom suddenly you aren't, its so spook senpai
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>>29271849
When you're dead there won't be anything left that could reflect on the eternal nothingness, so relax
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>>29271849
Only normies don't want to die
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I might happen. It probably wont be cheap tho so better start saving.

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Fembots, would you be upset if your boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than fuck you?
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tht is a good question
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>>29271756

These threads perfectly represent the modern western woman, even if most posts are satire.

Carry on, /r9k/. /pol/ is disappointed in your degeneracy.
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There is no such thing as a fem"bot".

Thankfully not original.

no pain, just cute anime stuff
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>>29271754
forget the worries of no friends or no gf and post cute anime girls that make you feel at ease
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Best anime grill
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>>29271765
no bulying allowed

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What are you guys listening to...
Please give me some good song recommendations.
I'll start - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWke6jK4rI
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>>29271742
>What are you guys listening to...
low quality bandcamp memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOEFVTBax64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56i9fiAQ-_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSGzc1HqY4o
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pic related on repeat at the moment

ultimate robot album to be honest. album is literally a scream in anguish for someone to love him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLUtcmJk0Q
Sorry if it's not your taste, anon. I just like these mellow songs; they remind me of a happier time, when I was in love.

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Well /r9k/ which gang do you belong to?
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>>29271703
Combo of ribbed and curve
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im rocking the perfect mixture of button and needledick
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the "button" is over six inches.

what anatomical monster would have a canteloupe instead of a benis.

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FUCK FUCK FUCK HELP ME
THERES 2 PEOPLE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR I LOOKED THROUGH THE PEEPHOLE AND THEY SAW THAT SOMETHING BLOCKED THE LIGHT SO THEY KNOW IM AT HOME
THEY KEEP FUCKING KNOCKING WHAT DO I DO
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Its those kids that you bullied in that game that you play.
They are coming to fuck you and your mum.
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>>29271666
Just go sit back in a chair and get comfy they'll leave eventually
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i think you're on the right track right here because making a thread on r9k is the first essential step in your survival. what you're gonna wanna do next is try to fap to some kind of tentacle/ monster loli hentai. then slice your wrists in the bathtub to give the blood god tribute so he can bring unspeakable atrocities onto your enemies

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Have to do an assignment involving posting on various forums and seeing the outcomes, what do you have to say?
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School's for losers and geeks kid

Just get a job working for the city
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Just say were all woman hating school shooters and move on buddo
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Is your teacher a female
Send noods plx

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A healthy, normal life of the average teenage girl:
>has her first kiss at 11
>handjob and blowjob at 13
>starts drinking socially at 14
>loses virginity at 14 to a 3 month long boyfriend
>break up and have sex with a few more guys at parties by 15
>by 18 she's had 3 boyfriends, had multiple sexual partners and given handjobs/blowjobs to many more, usually while drunk and with guys she barely knows (a few 18 year old blacks too since they love to hang around highschool parties)
>she gets into a long term relationship with a boyfriend but eventually breaks up at 19 and gets even wilder at college

A disgusting, traumatic life of an abused teenage girl:
>she meets a handsome, nice, 20 year old with a job and his own place at 12
>they start dating and he takes her places
>they have their first kiss when she's 13
>they experiment with some more sexual stuff when she's 14
>when she's 15 they go all the way
>they talk every day and she stays over at his place on weekends with her parent's consent
>this relationship continues on until she's 18 and they finally get married
>they move in together while he's out of university and able to financially support her while she starts college
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Why people dress up their children with clothing like that?
It's plain disrespectful
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>>29271608
A little something known as FREEDOM
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>>29271649
Is this what has become of American society?

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thinking about dubs
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No, I'm thinking about dubs.
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i don't even want dubs, famalam

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>>29271469
yeah but i have dubs

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Did he really do anything wrong? Fingers in vagoo is hardly sex, let alone rape. And why did she even involve herself with in the first place?

This all smells of a false flag.
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to be honest familia i have bigger things to worry bout i dont really care
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>>29271454
>Did he really do anything wrong?
he penetrated someone without their consent which is rape
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>angry virgin robot defending a Chad because he hates women even more than Chads

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You know what's funny?

I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed, your nose flattened, your teeth shattered, and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
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>>29271440
I would shoot you, op.
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>>29271440
Oh yeah? fite me IRL fgtino
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>>29271440
I think there's a grape yet to be busted in a wine factory somewhere, but you'll never crush it that's for damn sure, you bitch ass buster.

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>wake up
>remember who you are
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>wake up
>still alive

why does this keep happening?
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>>29271434
>tfw waking up.. don't know who I am.. but have a gloomy unease; something is wrong, very very wrong
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>wake up
>everything is heavy and hurts again
I almost got laid in my dream guys, but I woke up to a phone call

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