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Got 4 tabs of lsd.
wat do
>>29273434
sharing is caring anon :^)
>>29273434
die because you bought a research chemical
no one makes real acid anymore op
if you dont live in a major city on the coast 90% guarantee you it's not lsd
>>29273460
where you at lil nigga
i'll toss you a tab if you are even remotely close to me
Today I'm Not A Robot. I know I will always fail every Robot test and will forever fit in here, today I will chose to be /fit/ and become the Chad Thundercock I know I can be. I will get a job and get out of my room for longer than 4 hours without being drunk. I will talk to another person. I will tell a girl that I want her to be mine. I will be sober and stay clean. I'm done hating myself and my life. Everything from here on out will be what I chose it to be. Goodbye robots, I'm on my way to becoming an Alpha who can fuck girls whenever I want, or, preferably, an Omega who lives to succeed in this life.
See you next week anon.
I tried the same thing...
>Scary Kids Scaring Kids
boy that takes me back to my cringy emo days
>>29273415
Hopefully not. This is the first time I decided to do this. I'm tired of being worthless and not having anything to my name
>that kid who had a full beard by the age of 12
>that kid who posted "that kid" threads every day
>>29273390
>that 5th grader who had a mustache
>that smelly kid
>tfw it was you
>tfw wearing brief's that had skid-marks all over them that made the room stink when i started to get sweaty
Subliminal Image thread?
>tfw suddenly want to plow a big juicy asd
does this do things to your peepee
or maybe this does
>>29273356
>literally a big soft azz full of air
BBBRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPP
>June fourteenth, two thousand and sixteen
>>29273324
>still haven't kill myself
1996 was 20 years ago
How did this happen
>>29273352
>1989 was 40 years ago next Tuesday in 3 months, last month, 2 days ago, yesterday, in 2 years.
Hold me lads
is anyone else freaked out by the idea that animals see colors differently from us?
i mean, how do we know what is the "real" reality if we all see it differently?
Just wait until you realize that atoms behave differently relative to whether or not a human being is observing them
Once when I almost died and briefly reincarnated into a cat shit was super bright and the colors were all different. It was 2c-t-7 overdose so it may have been a hallucination, a very vivid one
>>29273288
>a basic summary of the concepts of kantian metaphysics
Rest in Peace you were the only friend i had.
I just wish i would have valued you more when i was younger. I regret not spending more time with you but i was there with you in the end.
I watched you die in front of my eyes.
You licked my hand last time before you collapsed and fell asleep.
>>29273279
Sorry for your loss anon, he was a handsome boy.
I feel sorry for your loss robot.
I too, lost a bud who was very close to me just earlier this year. I think of him every day.
Post more pictures, tell me about your dogbro.
Let it out anon.
>>29273303
My dogbro would snuggle up to my leg when i would come home and i would squat down and hug him for a few minutes.
It would make my day a bit better and lighten up my mood when i would come home from highschool.
>"He was brutally bullied," said Justin Delancy, who rode the bus with Mateen for several years. "He was a chubby Kid and got bullied about his weight. He was probably one of the only kids of Afghan descent. That made him stand out a bit as well."
>On some mornings, kids wouldn't let Mateen sit beside them. On others, he'd get slapped on the back of his head, Delancy said. "He'd try to joke and laugh and make fun of himself to geth the attention off of himself. But it didn't work."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/former-classmates-recall-orlando-shooters-bizarre-reaction-on-911/2016/06/13/f08b2950-3187-11e6-95c0-2a6873031302_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_flashooter-1050pm
Thank God. The Beta Uprising is real.
>>29273263
is he wearing two watches
>>29273338
I think it's a shirt under there
Ever noticed how /r9k/ is in its own little group among the boards? No other board is singled out like that. Why do you think that is?
>>29273228
Containment board
orginale commente
Quarantined
What is s4s
I want to share my story, I want to show you that even if you're in a very shitty situation, there can always be a happy ending.
Here goes nothing!
>I was born with a cleft lip and palate (pic related, not me)
>had my first surgery at 10 weeks old
>had 20+ surgeries after that
>when kids could form sentences I was bullied and alienated
>my first memory of bullying was in Pre-K
>playing on the playground
>kids start pointing at me and start chanting "crooked nose"
>mom picks me up and I'm crying the whole way home
>after that day I was homeschooled until 8th grade
>right after that I had a metal contraption called a "Halo" designed to pull my upper jaw forward bolted into my skull for a year
>homeschooling is insanely lonely
>skip to 8th grade
>I come back into public school
>only get bullied and isolated more
>mid year I have the most painful surgery I could ever imagine and I miss a good bit of school because of it
>basically they break my upper jaw and pull it forward till the nerves are a millimeter from snapping
>not even an IV of morphine can touch the pain
>waking up from anesthesia is hell, usually kicking and screaming in the hospital bed because of the pain
>I recover and come back to school
>get bullied more
>start to contemplate suicide
>I get drunk and stare at my dad's gun for an hour sobbing my eyes out
>then I realize something
>if I killed myself, I would've wasted my parents time, money, and support. I would've wasted my doctors time who would spend up to 12 hours operating on me.
>more surgeries happen after that
>now here I am, 1 more to go.
>the girls used to call me ugly, crooked nose, bulldog (because of underbite)
>I now have a very beautiful girlfriend I've been seeing for a year
>she'll be there for my final surgery (same one as the one in 8th grade)
There's always hope, from a very young age I thought I'd always be alone because of the way I was born. Now I'm at the final stage of this road and I have someone to help me move on.
thanks man
that made me feel better
So you think because you were lucky to get a gf your story somehow applies to all of us? I'll just consider this as a bragging thread anyway.
>>29273308
You're welcome, don't give up!
what are some tips to make my bedroom super comfy?
>>29273195
Thisis an essential: a blanket.
>>29273195
Put 2-3 large blankets on your chair and now sit in it.
Also grab one extra to cover your body.
You're welcome.
>>29273195
A lamp for softer lighting. Something to make white noise, like a fan or AC. Preferably AC to make it nice and cold. A lot of blankets and pillows--comfy ones, no decoration bs and make sure you have a few heavies and lights. A comfy chair for when you want to sit instead of lay down.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/report-orlando-nightclub-shooter-visited-222620444.html
This guy was gay himself and shot up a gay nightclub. He's like a gay Elliot.
Fed up being rejected by guys he went and killed a bunch of gays to get revenge for rejection.
'LOL HE WAS 1SI5' - I don't think so, just wanted to go out big and knew that would cause the most controversy.
>>29273186
Im sure he got as much dick as he wanted. Frankly dudes aren't hard to bang and hes relatively handsome.
>>29273186
>>29273280
he wasn't gay dude. he visited the place a few times to scout it out, maybe contemplating if he was really gonna kill them all. the fags said he would just sit in a corner by himself drinking
>liberals desperate to pin the blame on ANYTHING other than the fact he was a devout muslim
Political correctness gone mad
who /destroyedtheirbrain/ here?
I'm sure most of you, like me, were considered to be "bright" kids, able to pick things up really quickly. I was always able to pick up new talents incredibly quickly - learning instruments to a good degree in a matter of weeks, picking up math and programming quicker than most of my classmates, being artistically talented etc. I'm not trying to brag or anything, I'm not going to be one of those sperglords who pulls fake IQ out of his ass, but yeah.
Spent my years from age 17 til 21 doing an awful lot of drugs, drinking, generally eating poorly, neglecting my body and just browsing the internet. Now I find I can barely even focus on articles that are a few paragraphs long. I can barely pay attention to people talking to me. I've been clean of substances for a year and a half, I'm eating healthier and I'm planning on eventually cutting cancerous places like this out of my daily routine, but I feel like I've fucked up the ol' grey matter for good.
Anyone else in the same boat?
You merely developed early and were always mediocre.
You never had a chance and you never will.
Yeah, I think it's a combination of smoking weed heavily from 14-19 along with horrible sleep schedules. Gonna try nootropics and see if that helps any
>>29273165
Don't listen to this faggot. Good luck OP and btw robot this is an original comment.
>TFW a singing womens voice brings me to tears every time
Tfw i infinitely prefer a mans singing voice over a womans singing voice
Do you not hate women yet or something?
Most women sound the same. Whereas men have a much wider spectrum of voices. The only genuinely unique female singer I think is Bjork.
>>29273147
I don't fucking understand why I always cry at that vid.
Is it just me or is the whole sex/dating thing the most unfair part of life by far?
People talk a lot about economic inequality, but in some ways I don't think that's as important as sexual marketplace inequality. For one thing, as bad as inequality is, the poor are nevertheless getting richer all across the globe, so really, most people are doing better than ever before, even in places like sub-saharan Africa. Inequality is a bigger issue on paper than it is in reality, it seems.
But inequality when it comes to sex and dating shit, that's a whole different thing.
Here there doesn't seem to be much room for improvement. Further the effects are a lot more demoralizing than the effects of economic inequality. Being 'unattractive' seems like a wholesale curse on your being, as if the person afflicted with it were some sort of creature from the nether-realms. To be un-attractive is almost synonymous with being worthless, and it may carry connotations of one invoking actual disgust.
But the problem doesn't end there.
The inequality of 'attractiveness' isn't the only inequality in the sexual realm.
There's also the matter of sexual potency. A man who is 'too scared' to ask a girl out and such is in quite an inferior position, psychologically, to a man for whom this type of thing is not a problem. Being unable to 'close the deal,' achieve penetration, it almost seems to make you a sort of half-Eunuch, not really a man in the full sense of the word. In fact, it's probably the deepest blow a man's ego can sustain, at least if he's not the sort of total autist who doesn't even bother with this stuff. It just makes you feel so weak, impotent, etc.
Then there's the matter of just how much society prioritizes this. Let's say you're a guy who just doesn't care about sex or relationships that much, an 'asexual' to use Redditspeak. Even in this situation, there can be a bit of lingering resentment over something you don't want but "want to want," just for the sake of getting that badge of approval.
I dunno man...
... Being a loser in this sexuality/relationship part of life is quite a fucking burden to carry. It just eats at you inside. You can experience 'rejection' in the sense of not getting into your dream school, dream job, etc, but your feelings will rarely go beyond simply being sad. Romantic rejection, or just a general lack of romantic success, comes with so much more than just mere sadness; it has a way of making you feel like a fucking insect.
I understand what you mean, but the biggest problem for me is my own built in desire to procreate. It's literally in my DNA. It's not something that can be helped.
The logical part of me understands that I will likely never have children and, that even if possible, I should not have children and do not want children. But I still cannot escape that ingrained biological imperative. That alone is proof that there's no loving god.
>>29273142
Class struggle is the basis of all oppression and inequality, even "sexual marketplace" inequality
