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Failed normie woman here, 23 years old.
Ask me anything
1. how do your armpits smell?
2. do you shave your armpits?
3. do you shave your pussy?
4. what does your pussy smell like? is it stinky?
5. do you shave your asshole?
6. why did you make this thread?
7. why haven't you posted tits yet?
>>29274193
>1. how do your armpits smell?
They dont
>2. do you shave your armpits?
Yes although unshaven look nice to me
>3. do you shave your pussy?
Yes, at least party
>4. what does your pussy smell like? is it stinky?
Normal
>5. do you shave your asshole?
Yes
>6. why did you make this thread?
Have some knowledge of normie life, how to get women, what makes someone fail as a normie, etc. I am bored so thought I could share it
>7. why haven't you posted tits yet?
You have whole internet for free tits
>>29274157
Why do you class yourself as a failed normie? What are the best/worst aspects of your life?
Why are you not pursuing wizardry?
Disregard society.
>>29274076
I would've become a monk if it was possible to be a science monk
You don't have to disregard society you can just realize that pursuing women is worthless because all paths lead to you dying so you might as well spend time on yourself instead of chasing the illusion that people have of relationships.
>>29274100
>You don't have to disregard society
and you don't have to disregard women
Doesn't mean it's not a good choice
>catfishing for betas on a dating app
>some retard literally wearing a fedora messages me praising my fake profile
>talk to him over a few days, act like I'm interested, he's going nuts over this attention
>asks if we can meet up
>tell him I live in an area about 5 hours away from him
>he says it's fine if he can stay over, I agree he can
>mfw this little beta fuck thinks he's being slick and is gonna get laid
>have this retard drive 5 fucking hours to the middle of nowhere
>asks "Hey are you almost here?"
>say "Yeah I'm on my way sorry I'm a bit late <3 <3"
>30 minutes later he asks where I am
>"Oh yeah I got stuck in traffic I'm sooo sorry! Please wait for me I'm coming I promise!"
>an hour passes, it's now getting dark out
>"You're not coming are you?"
>say "LMAO FAGGOT" and block him
>he's now stranded in the middle of nowhere at night with nowhere to sleep
Anyone else done shit like this? Holy shit what a rush.
>>29274058
Fedorian absolutely BTFO, how will he ever recover?
>>29274058
You're a terrible person and almost certainly as retarded as the beta you tricked.
>>29274118
He was a faggot that literally wore a fedora, didn't you read? He definitely deserved it for not having any self-awareness whatsoever.
I'm going to kill myself soon. What should I do before I do it.
>Inb4 don't do it
>>29274044
Order a helium kit with your neetbux
>>29274044
Kill yourself first faggggit XDD
http://gawker.com/heres-the-jihadist-magazine-that-taught-the-boston-bom-478605581
Build this and take people down with u
>tfw everyone wants to take away your NEETbux
stop that
>>29273999
checcd
>tfw they want to but cant
>>29273999
Is Trump gonna take it away?
>>29274134
No, he'd lose the very same people who meme'd him into the presidency. Why do you think Bernout and Shillary supporters have such crap memes? They don't work on it full time, of course.
I knew I wasn't like you guys, I knew I was a failed normie waiting to blossom!
That's nice, buddy. I had a 10 year relationship full of kinky fucking. And then it ended when she finally realized I was a cyborg forever and could never be reprogrammed into a normie.
Did you like it?
In the name of our true savior the robot9001, I shall add this line of text so that originality of this post may please him, and katy prerrys tits.
>>29273952
Yes I did. I don't think I did a very good job though
>be average looking
>be shy
>tfw no german gf
why even live
>>29273749
fuck off mohamed
original
>>29273749
I assume you're in Germany? It's pretty easy to get a cute German (or non-German) gf there. You don't even have to be super outgoing, just a little bit more outgoing than the average guy.
German girls rarely approach though (unless they are drunk) and even if they do, they do it kind of half-assedly, so that the guy gets to do the actual asking out.
>>29273803
>just a little bit more outgoing than the average guy.
here's where it gets tricky.
also
>tfw no german fembots
Why don't we ever discuss what women really look for in men- a sense of humor. If you can make a girl laugh you can fuck her guaranteed
>>29273726
The female sense of humour is awful. Conversation most women actually enjoy is just so braindead and the humour is primarily pop culture references.
If you want to know what women want in a conversation try and make it like one of those shitty sitcoms.
And have you ever heard "if she likes you, she'll laugh at all your bad jokes". Women say they like guys with a good sense of humour but it's rather that they like a guy then find him funny.
>>29273765
Wow, all those millions of women have the same sense of humor? Gotta need a source for that.
My humor is 2deep4roasties
Lets get one of these threads going. Anyone still use it? I hardly ever use it now and only login about once a week, QT ended up randomly not liking me anymore and stopped messaging me.
Cant be bothered doing the same steps with another female, and telling her all m hobbies and typing endless texts. Too much effort.
Wow, these threads are fucking dead now. Did everyone either give up or get a qt international gf already?
I stopped using it because of thelatter, too, though.
>>29274225
>I stopped using it because of thelatter, too, though.
time to leave, normie.
>>29274225
well for me the cycle goes like this:
>week 1 - excited to meet tonnes of new qts, chat to loads of fresh foreign faces
>week 2 - start to get a few qts who i enjoy talking to, still enjoy talking to all the new girls
>week 3 - mainly talk to my favourite girl or girls on whatsapp or line, still talk to some girls on interpals if they're interesting
>week 4 - only really talk to qts on whatsapp or line a dwindling amount because the novelty wears off and i realise there's nothing more to the conversation and stop talking as much
>week 5 - don't really talk to any qts, get lonely and start considering using the script on interpals
and repeat
If other people are like me then we should be going through a dry patch right now since the threads started about three weeks ago
is confidence just a meme?
>Confident tall and handsome guy = Wow he's hot!
>Confident ugly manlet = Eww, he's such a creep!
Yes. Confidence is just a meme.
>>29273646
Everything ever is a meme.
>>29273646
Confidence is not binary. You have it to a varying degree. However noone is "truly" confident.
Onve you internalize this along with the fact that you are nothing special you'll become happier.
How can I tell my boyfriend I cheated on him without upsetting him? My friends tell me to just cry and that usually gets them out of anything but I'm not as good as them yet.
>>29273633
Tell that you've cheated on him and want to break off from relationship.
give him a pass to cheat on you
>>29273633
Casually mention it while fucking him. Tell him you did it because you wanted to probe the other guy for a potential threesome. Your boyfriend will go crazy for you.
I can't stop spending money on my boyfriend.
I'm getting neetbux (named "job seekers allowance" by the government, but they aren't fooling anyone), and I've saved the majority of it to go move with him in a few months, but from time to time I can't resist spoiling him.
He's poor as shit and can rarely afford to get anything for himself, he's trying to get his caretaker's allowance but it's a long process.
I wonder if by the time I get there and get a real job, I'll just be spending way more money on him.
I kind of feel like an upgraded sugar mama.
Sorry for not being 100% robot, I didn't know where else to post this.
Is the new doom game worth getting, I initially had no interest but upon seeing some of the campaign and the snapmap feature I'm tempted to get it
Can't start my own threads so hijacking this one
>>29273576
>job seekers allowance
What wonderful country do you live in and how do i get there?
>>29273811
Australia.
It's not wonderful. It's absolute hell to find a job (at least in my area) and since I'm going back to America in October I've given up and decided to keep leeching off the government.
>he fell for the robot meme
When will you finally realise you can change for the better quite easily, what's actually stopping you is your negative and give up attitude
>>29273562
That's not true, it's impossible.
>>29273562
True shit nigga
>>29273562
holy shit it worked. thanks OP.
> Be 16 year old virgin
> Just moved from Hobart to Brisbane
> Start attending new school
> Join school's AFL team
> Notice 6.5/10 girl follows me after each practice
> She eventually asks me on a date.
> Okay I guess
> Play basketball, then had back to her house nearby and shower. End up having sex.
> Lying in bed when she declares her love for me. Wants us to be together forever.
> She gets angry I won't say I love her
> Loses her fucking shit
> Open cupboard to reveal treasure trove of horse collectibles. Porcelain figures, rolled up posters, stickers everywhere, etc.
> She grabs a horse whip
> Oh shit
> I grab my clothes, then run and don't stop until at the street's end. 400-500 meters
> She left a few marks on my back
> Next day at footy practice, guys ask why there are marks on my back
> Don't believe me
> Mid practice, psycho horse girl interrupts to berate me
> Squad mates ask her if she left those marks on me
> She replies with something along the lines of "Yeah and if he pulls that shit again, I'll whack him in the balls next time"
> She thinks we're dating, so I correct her
> Loses her mind again and starts throwing punches
> Squad mates piss themselves laughing while I try to subdue her
> She gets suspended
> MFW everyone calls Phar Lap for the next few years
>Be 16 year old
Enjoy your 2 year ban faggot. Kill yourself
My nickname was my last name with a y.
If this isn't a pasta, good job. made my day
>tfw just plain can't sleep
I stay up for literal days but I cannot sleep. I am so tired but I cannot rest. Everything hurts.
That sucks man, have you tried taking melatonin? Smoking weed? Cutting out caffeine?
It's hard for me to understand this sort of condition, I fall asleep pretty easily if I lie down.
>>29273560
I've tried all sorts of sleeping drugs. They just make me more tired, and more pained, but I still am unable to sleep.
It all hurts. I feel the sleepiness like I need to sleep. I just can't actually do it unless I stay up for over 3 days.
>>29273637
Do you just lie down and close your eyes, but the sleep doesn't come? Is your mind full of thoughts?
