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>So how's life?
>>29280029
I don't like going to sleep because my dreams are more lonely than my waking life. :(
>>29280029
I WANNA FEEL HOW I FEEL, WHEN I'M ASLEEP
today i woke up in sweden and drove 5 hours north while thinking about how i hate myself too much to accept love and should probably end all my relationships and also that there are a lot of purple flowers in sweden rn.
>tfw bottled up trans feelings coming up again
anyone know this feel
i think i might actually go through with it this time but id like to hear others experiences pls
I know how you feel. I look at myself in the mirror and it doesn't feel right. My ugly manface will never allow me to be a girl and FFS is scary. I'm scared of going trough with transition because I know people will find me a freak and I'll lose the little bit of friends I have left. My psychiatrist knows of my gender issue but I'm not sure what to say about it to him...
Don't worry it will pass in a few yearsbecause you'll have killed yourselves
>>29280398
Time will pass but I never will.
OH HAS THE WORLD CHANGED OR HAVE I CHANGED
OH HAS THE WORLD CHANGED, OR HAVE I CHANGED?
THE KING IS DEAD BOYS AND IT'S LONELY IN BERLIN
Oh for once in my life, let me get what I want. Lord knows it will be the first time. Lord knows it will be the last time.
Cemetry Gates is the kino of Smiths literature
Ok robots. It's time.
Greentext where did your life go so wrong and others will judge you for your shitty life choices.
>be born
Just
I think it started going down hill ever since that hobo groped me behind the toy store.
>>29280019
i'm semi hard. Tell me more.
Make a craigslist ad in the casual encoutners m4w saying I'm a virgin looking for someone to experiment with and I add a photo of me.
I got one reply, she asked me to email her Gmail so I did, she is recently divorced and seems really desperate, I mean she was looking on Craigslist for men.
She is being so nice to me and says she will have sex with me, now I feel like I don't want to lose my virginity after all.
Why should I do?
I just want a cute girlfriend, I made that ad when I was fapping and horny lol.
In honest truth I don't even want sex I just want to touch a girls body, should I tell her?
Do you think she will let me kiss her feet and cum on her feet if I asked?
What if she has diseases?
Ask if she's clean, if yes, fuck her. Ask if she's ok with fetishes after the first vanilla session.
>>29279873
>email her Gmail
its a fake you retard dont bother
>>29279956
>ask if shes clean
Yeah, like she's going to be honest about her HPV, HIV, Antibiotic resistant syphilis, and scabies.
I just got the news that a 12 years old girl got pregnant by my 14 years old little brother
Im 23 years old, dont have a gf, never had a gf and cant get gf :(
i feel so bad right now, i already thinking all the things people are going to say like
>oh anon is 9 years younguer and he has gf
>what about you, anon?
>why dont you have a gf?
>when you are going to have a gf?
i want to kill myself, i just cant handle this pain
what pills i have to take with whiskey to suicide?
painless would be good
OP that means you're the good sibling. You might be lonely and shy, but you didn't throw away your life on a bastard child.
>>29279821
im not shy, i just too ugly to get a gf
tell me, what parents love a son that wont give them grandchildrens?
i think she is going to abort it but still is painfull
>>29279859
Life isn't about having the most children and it hasn't been since cavemen.
Pig related
I want it to suckle on my cock like it's mother's teat.
Is it time?
ngikfg
>>29279753
Yes
ngikfg
>at doctors office today
>constantly asked by doctors and receptionists "were my guardain is"
>have to explain I'm a 24 years old and don't need someone to take me to the doctor
>because its been forever since I been there they take my weight and height
>find out I'm actually an inch shorter than I thought I was
>Instead of being a towering 5'3" i'm really a tiny 5'2"
>receptionist offers me candy on the way out then remembers I'm not a kid
Is there anything worse than being a short baby faced guy? cant go anywhere without getting carded.
seems like that can really get to you if everyday interactions are like that.
Stay strong fellow manlet
>5'2"
I'm sorry anon.
I really am.
Is your dick tiny too?
>stalking girl on normiebook
>accidentally like something
>>29279640
Delete your account.Copyright 2016 Hillary Clinton
>>29279640
The actual way to deal with this is to go back to her page and like about 20 to 30 more things. All should be at least 6 months old. This will convey that you are obviously just having a jape. She may even find it funny and fall in love with you. Do it quickly though, hopefully it hasn't been too long since the initial 'like'.
>>29279776
>the initial 'like'
Heh. But seriously, this is the best advice apart from deleting your account. I see that shit all the time on my feed. There's this guy who from time to time starts to mass like some random hottie's pics from months or even years before, with the clear intention of letting himself known.>mfw it works for him becausehe's a handsome chad>mfw if I did that shit my account would be reported for harassing or something
Why don't people like the midwest?
because it's boring, or at least thats the picture it paints of itself to outsiders, also meth
>>29279526
It's pretty chill actually.
>>29279526
because Kansas, Nebraska, Oklahoma and Wyoming exist.
What is the latest news on her?
>>29279513
She's still making threads about herself every day
pathetic as it sounds, i think about her every day hoping that she is doing alright in the mental hospital. i pray that she gets out soon and her life gets back to normal.
Ciara did you really fail 10th grade? What happened with English? Din't catch that on the log
Hey r9k!
I have a survey for you.
>Your height?
>Where do you think the manlet cutoff is?
>Do you think you are a manlet?
Here are some rules.
1. Don't be female. Women never have to worry about being too short unless it's sub-4'6".
2. Don't exaggerate your height.
What I will do with the results:
I will see what the actual manlet cutoff is worldwide and will see the average height for r9k. I will also see if men of average height are insecure about being a manlet.
Here is an example of the survey, which is my results.
>Your height?
6'3'
>Where do you think the manlet cutoff is?
5'9"
>Do you think you are a manlet?
No.
>>29279509
>>Your height?
>6'
>>Where do you think the manlet cutoff is?
>5'7"
>>Do you think you are a manlet?
>No.
>>29279509
Height
>5'10"
Cutoff
>5'8"
Being a manlet is also about how wide/stumpy you are, i'm not very tall but I look a lot taller because i'm slim and not a squat fuck
Also if you have a good looking face I'd say 5'8" is the cutoff but if you're ugly/average you need to be 6'
>>29279572
oh and do i think I'm a manlet, not really, I'm not stocky or squat and wide.
What would you be doing right now if the year were 1982.
>>29279456
Start a thrash metal band and be remembered as one of the Big 5 eventually.
>>29279456
Driving a truck, fucking lot lizards
>>29279456
smoking slightly shittier weed
>tfw everybody has a gf except me
>>29279418
well, have you tried being attractive and not ugly?
>everybody has a shitty life except me
Coicidence?maybe
>>29279445
I'm literally not ugly I'm actually very attractive
>be your typical 21 y/o friendless KHV
>feel like I've wasted my entire life already and that there's practically no hope left
Just HOW THE FUCK do you +25 y/o robots manage to survive, if you're self-aware enough? Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>29279394
Do you even lurk here? Everyone is pointing to their family.
>muh friends
>muh virginity
find other hobbies you boring faggot
>>29279419
This pretty much. I couldn't cause that much pain to my mom.
