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>tfw no attainable gf
>>29277376
>That disgusted look in her face.
That hurts more than not having a gf.
>>29277426
Do you have autism? Autistic people are generally bad at reading facial expressions. She's just smiling and jewish.
at least she's not a chestlet
if she has a nice pussy too then she's a 7/10 for my taste
gay flag all over my city
I wish you could tear them all down and burn them.
>>29277353
good thing i stay inside. don't got no time for that shit
I think they look nice senpai
I think I finally found the limit of how low you can get.
I'm already an ugly, beta retard and now I'm an asshole.
I was talking to this femanon I met from 4chan and I discovered I was an orbiter and she was talking to multiple guys in the same way. This really hurt me so I found her facebook and I sent one of her friends a nude of her and I said it was her.
She stopped talking to me before I did it so I'm 100% sure she didn't like me in the first place.
Was that too extreme?
No.
Congratulation on realizing you're an orbiter and breaking free.
Should of just cut contact instead of being so drastic though, psycho motherfucker.
>>29277390
I feel really bad about it. You're right, I should've just cut contact.
>>29277517
Who cares, you're not going to waste any more time on that lady are you?
Lesson for the future:
If you suspect you're an orbiter - cut contact. They'll ask you why you're not talking to them if they want the d or want you to stay in orbit.
It's usually better to tell them you want to fuck, if they're attracted to you, they'll go for it, if not, they'll try to keep you in orbit.
Why do normie guys like to get into fights so much?
>Try to fuck the guy's shit up
>Fucks his own shit up
lol
>>29277242
Some think it is masculine
>>29277242
>Asking why neanderthals fight
They're literally less than human.
how can I make my penis bigger
a girl saw it last week (erect) and said it's the smallest she's ever seen in her entire life and called it baby sized
I still hear her giggle echoing in my head as she is pointing at it and literally can't stop laughing
what should I do?
How big is that senpai
>>29277187
get obese boogey tier fat
lose weight
repeat
literally only thing that grows it.
Anyone else get kinda sick of looking at other men's dicks?
Hey /r9k/, im a highschool senior and my gpa is a 3.5 unweighted but my weighted is a 3.95 (took AP). This question is mainly toward college students, but do college only consider your unweighted? I dont wanna be rejected from my dream schools because i fucked up my freshman year.
Pic unrelated
Yes
Jsjsjkajzisjwnndksb
>>29277086
Fuck im screwed. How is that fair tho cuz anyone can get a high gpa in the remedial classes but it takes a driven person to get A's in AP
>>29277130
>bitching about anything above a 3.0
Get the fuck out of here normalfag, you're literally fine.
Anybody else who wanted to turn to crime?
I felt rejected by society so I had this fantasy of becoming a criminal. Not because I wanted to be tough or get money, but as a message to people like this:
"This is what you people made me turn into."
You know, turning your back towards society.
I am not talking of those stupid rage attacks on innocent people.
Oh yeah. It's a wonderful way to justify being a horrible person.
>>29277074
For me it was more about self-destruction. Luckily I never had a chance.
I want to successfully rob a bank
Though I know it's impossible
Let's go robots
The fuck is a sonnet?
>>29277045
I have the same question senpai, pls explain.
>>29277045
It's a poem
>that kid when gets excited flaps his fingers infront his eyes, while squinting.
>that kid who brought his entire manga collection with him to school.
>that kid who always kept his Japanese to English dictionary with him
>that kid who would draw his own "manga"
>>29277011
>that kid who forgot about dre
>that kid who had fake shiny pokemon cards
They were just fucking stickers that were slapped on a normal cardback, what the fuck was up with that.
>>29277011
>that kid who no one talked to and sat alone with a blank stare
ITT true robot suicide methods/deaths
no, I'm not going to be using them on myself
I vote for freezing to death
>>29276967
Living to a ripe old age and watching everyone you hate/admire/love friends family all dying before you do
>>29276967
I want to set myself on fire
>>29277002
Do that, and you'll quickly change your mind.
Any other brobots who are applying for uni/college for winter? I was a NEET for a year because my university of choice didn't accept me. I have a higher chance getting accepted now because I waited but I can't be sure.
I could also study informatics right away this winter but I'm not sure if I want to be stuck with a PC for my future job. Even if it means I could program vidya.
Anyways. What about you guys?
>>29276915
Starting my M.Sc in theoretical physics this September. What is informatics anyway?
>>29277013
Programming.
Original post
I'm going to college this fall semester, I'm very excited c:
It's just my general education stuffs, 2 year degree and all, but after that I'll move on to better things c:
Are tinder hacks legit? Can it get your tinder account closed or banned?
>>29276913
Yes you will get an aids assrape injection if you do it OP
oh wait Your a faggot so it doesn't matter
>>29276929
how old are you? serious question
origami
>>29276948
24 and a recovering addict
>fall for tinder meme
>5 or 7 matches
>roasties never talks back
>roasties says only hello, yes and no
>give up on tinder
>meet 5/10 femanon on college
>same interests and shit
>only say yes and no
Really why are you women like this? Why all roasties don't even try to be a decent human bean?
>>29276846
As a roastie would say...
Idk
They have baby brains, m8. Stop talking to chicks on tinder.
No
>original fafijj
>regularly went to a gay bar
>everyone knew him
>but they avoided him because they considered him "weird"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36527946
They deserved it
>killing 50 people because you feel entitled
what a fag
But what happened to "muh hate crime" and "you wouldn't understand this if you weren't gay"
>>29277905
I love seeing faggots triggered.
https://youtu.be/TEgd9q8ugs4
Bros, what's it like to have passionate sex with somebody you love?
>>29276768
eh...
oroginomoschlo
i just want to say that all ukuleles in the world need to be destroyed. if you see a ukulele, break it. if you play a ukulele, hang yourself with a ukulele string
>>29276784
But its the greatest instrument ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wDdMwpDrcI
