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>women
>not even once
>>25158814
>Sally Retallack, 49, was conned by Elisa Bianco, 22, who continually lied
>Student faked cancer and arrived at tutor's home saying she was destitute
>College teacher gave up work to nurse Bianco and her marriage fell apart
>Bianco pretended to be a love interest called 'John' before killing him off
>Victim said: 'She manipulated her way daily... into my life by lying, acting'
Bitch should be irradiated until she actually gets cancer.
Maybe you should try getting a job.
Easy for you to say, JC. Your full of cyborg enhancements and have a great job doing all sorts of exciting stuff. Me, I've got zero cybernetic enhancements, meng! It ain't easy out there for a no-tech base-model human.
important message for the femanons of this board. it's in the vocaroo link.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UgcZaC2Snr
gotchu loud n clear family
>>25158643
good message to display my masculinity to them?
>>25158710
>robot
>masculinity
skeptical desu senpai
Let's wind the clock back a year. These mods and janitors wouldn't dare mute any of you.
What happened?
Did your memes drop off?
You see a guy like me ...
A guy like me ..
I know why you choose to have group feels sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to shitpost in fembot threads.
The robot.
The robot has shown 4chan
your true colors, unfortunately.
/r9k/, that's just the beginning.
And as for the Hiroshima Nagasaki's so-called plan ...
SJWs have no jurisdiction.
They'll find him and make him a cuck.
I know the cucks when I see them.
-- It's simple. We kill the robot.
M A D M A N
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fuck you robot, this is original
>>25158751
Y'see? We need to kill the robot.
Bane Bosding :DDDDD
>have mommy carefully pack my lunch
>go to high school
>fuck around until lunch break comes
>as I reach for my delicious lunch, a qt 3.14 approaches me
>reroute all power to spaghetti containment fields
>manage to have a decent conversation, then qt exits the classroom
>i'm so hungry
>mfw i can't open my lunch container, even though I tried with all my strength
>ask Chad for help
>busts it open
>spaghetti everywhere
My spaghetti containment levels are supreme.
0/10
Didnt even smile
Femanons, what is the nicest thing you ever did to a guy?
No nice girls on /r9k/.
I had sex with him.
>>25158566
more accurately
>Nice
>Girl
>3DPD
Pick 2 and only 2
>>25159634
trap doesn't count
Are you a real human bean /r9k/?
Sorry, no humans in here
>>25158333
Nope just a malfunctioning robot
>>25158333
Triple threes.
>"Anon, can you turn off the lights? I can't do it with the lights on."
i dont get itt ?
that's normal, most just aren't comfortable with their own bodies. it's probably not you. they just don't want you to look at their "disgusting" bodies
>males get off better visually
>chances are if you're here this is a once in a lifetime event
Bitch fuck you, lights on this is my time
>keep hearing weird noises from my parent's room
>"you don't come in without knocking" they always tell me
>Look under the door but cant see anything
>okay maybe they aren't home..
>remember they left to see a movie or something a little while ago
>every time they ask if I want to come
>no.jpg
>keep hearing the noises
>instead of being a hermit I decide to check it out
>Look under the door again
>Look through the keyhole
>see a shadow I think
>have a bat in my room from tee ball days
>as I'm about to open the door and swing at whatever is in there
>noise suddenly stops
>start to freak out
>ohshit.jpg
>look under the door again
>open it slowly and cautiously
mfw it's my dad and he tells me to read the firstletter
>>25158082
I appreciate this post. Have a pic of a qt
Kek
Just for that, I have a great gift for you all
>pic related
>>25158082
>Decided to read this
>hadn't hit any spoilers yet
>start to read the first letters,
>can't figure out the first 7 letters,
>sudden comprehension,
>stop reading before spoilers.
Has admitting yourself that you are ugly helped you or only made your life worse? Do you think you could have had a gf if you were an ugly normie who deluded himself into thinking he's attractive and had confidence or did it not make a difference either way? How do you explain ugly guys who manage to get laid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPiSFGrHCbE
>>25157854
>How do you explain ugly guys who manage to get laid?
deluded usually, I think it's best not to be deluded, just settle for what you got. I tried for years to get my looks back I was shooting meth and swallowing bottles of pills so I could look good for a day or 2, but in the end I think it's better if you just kind of accept who you are and try to be a good person who gives a shit about getting laid, that will be more likely to come if you try working on being a good person rather than trying to get laid.
Why are fat girls so nice an soft?
an abundance of adipose tissue.
Because of the fat you fucking retard
>>25157863
>>25157932
Well what explains the nice part?
>tfw you masturbate to the thought of fucking your daughter
>>25157709
I recommend killing you self
>>25157724
Well maybe she asked for it? Can't be sure without details.
>>25157709
If you have a daughter you are a fucking normie and need to leave immediately!
*cracks whip*
WORK HARDER WAGENIGGERS
MY NEW YACHT WON"T PAY FOR ITSELF
You don't leave your room what's the point in getting a yacht
>>25157677
OOOOOO!!
TH-THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!
Well anon, one day all that hard work will pay off and i'll own that yacht!
Why is this place so weird. There are people who cut themselves, massive trolls and mass killers. Ok, this is a little trolling too. But still, this place is weirder than other boards.
>>25157612
Fuck off normie. Don't you have a date to be on?
I'm a fun, quirky guy, what can I say ;)
Where can I meet women? I never even get the chance to push myself.
22 year old and live near a big city.
What's viable?
bump because desperate
>>25157607
most people meet women through their jobs or hobbies/social circles
I'm assuming you have neither right?
