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>tfw only friend you had doesn't want to be you friend because and i quote "I'm tired of your depressive shit"
Now i haven't literally nobody.
Disregard the non green text sentence it doesn't make any sense.
I followed this guide and ended up here, how am I supposed to accomplish this in realistic terms?
You missed the point that this guide is for idiots.
It shows that you have a very limited videogame-like worldview. That you believe you must choose some specific RPG class with a predetermined code of conduct and revolve your life around it.
Don't be an idiot.
Is being "happy" a meme?
For the most part, yes. Most normies aren't actually 'happy', they just pretend to their normie friends.
>>25164436
yes, but it's getting pretty stale
contentment is the goal
>go on first interview
>take 2 written tests
>talk to 2 people, solve more riddles
>they have you come back for a second interview and talk to another guy
>feel like it went great
>"Okay, Anon, you'll be speaking with HR!"
>2 weeks and no call
>go to another interview
>talk with the head of the team
>"Okay Anon, this all sounds good, would you be willing to do an assignment for us? It shouldn't be anything too hard for you after all you've told me"
>say sure I'll do it
>"Do I have your email right?"
>say yes they do, ask them when I could expect the assignment
>"Later today or tomorrow, I'll send it to you on your email"
>a week later still no email
I swear to fucking god, I know where they fucking work, next one that pulls shit like this I' don't know what I'm gonna do.
Did you remember to look them in the hand and shake their eyes?
>>25164404
I think I shaked the last person's hand, because he studied in the same uni I did and I think I remember seeing him so I went for it voluntarily.
Now I'm fucking angry.
And when I fucking was involved in the hiring process I took every opportunity to make things easier and more clear for whoever I talked to, these shitsters can't even communicate basic things like how I fucking get to their offices.
who /hiringashemaleprostituteforchristmas/ here
I did this once now I have hep A
Good luck
Cara really is our queen, look at her awkward posture at the VMAs
So endearing!
>tfw no awkward supermodel gf
>>25164256
You can't be awkward and a supermodel.
Stop projecting.
>>25164474
I take it you haven't seen this have you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQDGTTY6W8
>>25164570
>hungover
>le super awkwarrddddd
Post the worst shit you've done ITT. You will be judged before a god.
I molested my friend when we were younger because I was molested too and thought it was normal and fun
Who here /toolazytomakethreadsanymore/?
Who here /can'tbebotheredtoarguewithrandomanonsanymore/?
FUGG...It's HABBENING
Feel like there's a life cycle to being a robot
1) newfag/summerfag:
>unfamiliar to board
>shitpost
>get rekt
>lurk, lurk, lurk
2) initiated robot:
>Toasting in Le Ebin Breads!!!
3) oldfag:
>low test
> long since stop giving af about actively influencing board culture
>you have absorbed the dank
>you live and breathe /r9k/
>you dream of (You)'s on /r9k/ everytime you sleep
>lurk, lurk, lurk...indefinitely
>mfw I would honestly pick 50 year old Joan Collins over 90% of the female talent here
>mfw I will never ever get to be with such a goddess impersonating a human female
Why live?
>>25163968
>mfw I would honestly pick 64 year old Phil Collins over 90% of the musical talent here
>mfw I will never get to hear such a god playing Sussudio
Why live?
>>25164029
Well played.
This might not be an original comment.
>invites you out to dinner (holiday party)
>sits on phone the whole time and contributes nothing to the conversation
>gets mad when you start dancing with other chicks
>>25163938
Did you fuck her at last?
>>25164084
I'm meeting up with one of the girls i was dancing with tomorrow after work
>tfw no e-gf
>>25163872
>tfw e-gf
>>25163872
>tfw e-bf im too shy to meet up with
who /best cheese/ here
>buy best cheese
>cut best cheese
>mix in bowl with chicken and white rice
>microwave it for a min
>serve with a goblet of the finest Mtn. Dew
yum
Step your cheese game up, boy.
>>25163768
i saw those, i don't like sharp cheeses, i like delicious mozzarella cheese its the best cheese.
>>25163662
You're a sick man
>tfw you want Trump to win but you fucking hate these Ramzpaul evil cunts trying to turn him into the next hitler bc you're half Jap and Jew
We need another Ruby Ridge
>>25163540
Yeah, let's kill people living innawoods and minding their own business because they are "creepy" and probably racist terrorists.
>>25163623
So if they were brown it'd be justified?
Can you imagine being a female and waking up next to this? Why do robots think they deserve women when theyre scary and weird?
>>25163374
recedinghairline/10
I want to learn hoe to cook but I am poor. I want to be able to impress the ladies with my cooking skills. Who else wants that.
>>25163333
>impress the ladies with my cooking skills
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25163333
Ladies don't really care for that, more of an added bonus than main feature
