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>gf's friend messages me
>talk to her
>try to be as platonic as possible
>talk about can't find my tv remote
>tells gf I'm flirting with her
>gf breaks up with me
Literally fuck women
made up stories
the thread.
>>25159833
Post conversation ploxb
anyone here who is /autopilot/ all day
>another day, one day less to live
>>25159695
Here. Half of the conversations I participate in I'm not even aware of what's being said. I just nod and agree. Normies don't want to talk, they want to vent and for people to agree with them, both men and women.
>>25159695
until something bad happens and it wake me up. i think jesus fucking christ what am i doing, i get a huge burst of motivation, ill do a few hundred pressups or just shoulder press this barbell i have lying for as many reps as i can. or ill read for hours or spend the entire day making a song or practicing something.
then i go to bed and have work in the morning.
im gonna take solace in university (masters) and make a real effort to meet as many new people as i can. its the loneliness. i ignore it till it flares up and it feels like its only me.
something bad could happen anon
Just going to leave this here.
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-think-i-found-the-biggest-bedwench-on-fb-snoop.348801/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-woman-cries-online-because-her-white-king-left-her.383744/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/cut-this-for-thecoli-black-feminist-calls-into-show-and-admits-she-loves-fukking-sexist-white-boys.382568/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-feminist-explains-why-she-dates-white-men-sound-logic.338193/
Ayy you use thecoli too? Nice.
>>25159618
Nah just was lurking/fa/and saw them bitching about it.I-I don't post there or anything...!
>newfag
Whats the difference between a robot and a normie
>>25159500
we've talk about this a shitload of times, if you want to know then lurk moar and don't make threads with stupid questions, faggot.
Get out you fucking normie scum
>>25159500
Lurk moar.
Or download the well cultured anonymous and read it all.
I think I'm going to kill myself soon.
I feel really close to it now for some reason. It's the same feeling I got when I was graduating high school, or seeing my dad fade away to illness. I have this unmistakable feeling that everything is going to change, and it's because I'm going to kill myself.
>It's the same feeling I got when I was graduating high school, or seeing my dad fade away to illness
So either you're a ghost, which is too spooky for this board, or that feeling turned out to be a false alarm. Also, if you do kill yourself, then you won't know that anything changed.
Besides, you're talking about this as if you have no control over it. If you just feel like you're going to kill yourself, but have no real, serious desire to, then it's probably best to just see a therapist. If you think that's a bunch of bullshit, take comfort in the fact that, no matter what, it will be your decision to kill yourself, not some weird feeling you get, or some outside force.
>>25159470
how are you planning to do it anon?
Don't do it anon. Stay wtih us. Together we can all make it
Who here /Snus/?
>What's your favorite brands?
Knox and Salmiak are pretty nice desu senpai
>And also, to non Swedes/Nordic People, do you use Swedish Snus and can you compare it to the quality of the Snus that's being made in your own country?
remember tobacco? it's back!
>in meme form
>>25159472
>remember tobacco? It's back! in meme form
What did he mean by this?
A tier 1 directive from the very top of Star Command COC has been given to me that I may relay it to you.
>You are to remain snowy Christmas Eve levels of comfy, remind wage keks that you wake up whenever you want, and stay away from roasties.
>The fate of this galaxy and many others depend upon your actions.
Captain "Roastie Wrecker" Nelson, over and put.
>>25159334
Choked on my hot chocolate a bit at the end there.
End of message.
ITT: Post albums that you think could be the soundtrack to /r9k/.
LUM is good so it can't be /r9k/.
r9k since 2013 has been shit. The whole "rare pepe" craze brought so many redditors to this board that it's nothing like it used to be.
The only people who don't acknowledge this haven't been around long enough to have a proper frame of reference.
>>25159376
/r9k/ was never good. There was a reason for Moot to delete the board in the first place.
Post Skype name below to be added to robot skype group
Can't you just post the join link instead?
>>25160149
https://join.skype.com/e02t36oCtrma
people kept spamming b4 so I disabled it
>>25158973
you're also welcome to join some robots in our kageshi room
https://kageshi
.com/rooms/reeeee9k/swf
Aside from all the other factors about Rodge that everyone here loves, what's best about him is his Shakespeare-tier writing skills.
This manifesto is a literal masterpiece. I don't think I've ever been so engrossed in a piece of literature before.
>>25158944
Supreme gentleman, more like supreme author!
>My 30kg weighted vest for exercise still hasn't arrived yet
>>25158938
are you trying to injure yourself? you can do that without paying for a vest
>>25158974
>are you trying to injure yourself?
You can adjust the weights on the vest, i want it for my running. Running is way too fucking easy. I tried mixing up the intensity and running with a gas mask as well for the last couple of months. Doing more then 10 kilometers without a hassle.
I want more intensity.
Can you help save the wagecuck's job?
>>25158914
>its a keylogger
nice try op
Sorry I cannot. It's unlikely that anyone can. The wagecuck's energy is too low to run the maze.
>>25158914
He's already a minute late, there is no saving him now.
>doorbell just rung
stay as still as possible
I think they've gone I'm gonna go have a sneak peek
fuck man wh'd you have to remind me
that's it I'm taking the batteries out of the doorbell
fuck these charity cunts
GTE THE FUCK OUT
>see black person at christmas party
>want to talk to a black person about MLK
>friends tell me he'd beat me up
>they say this every time I want to talk to a nigger about nigger stuff
Are my normie friends racist for assuming niggers beat people up at the mention of race?
>>25158842
>>want to talk to a black person about MLK
Why? Do black people talk to you about Ronald Regan?
why would you wanna talk about mlk
i wanna talk about president lincoln, and how he was assassinated before he had a chance to ship those fucking niggers back to west Africa
imagine all of the problems that would disappear overnight if every nigger in american dropped dead. all crime would literally, no memes or exaggerate, be cut in half, test scores would skyrocket, our cities would become livable again...
>>25158871
No, I just like to meme in real life.
I told her how I felt /r9k/. Months of thinking about her, imagining if we were together, what she was doing etc, all led to me finally telling her.
She rejected me. She was really nice about it but "she see's me as a friend". I know it's code for "I don't want to fuck you" and you know what? It's okay. I know now and I can move on. I feel like I have control again and not have everything be about trying get her to want my dick.
It might be okay guys....
Cool, now never contact her again. Remember that women cannot be your friends.
i went through the same thing OP. here's a song i listened to relentlessly after she gave me that response
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBYvzDiKB3U
i don't know if it will help you but it helped me (listen to the lyrics)
>>25158879
Yeah I have like 4 other female friends that I met through her. Never felt anything for them so had a good relationship with them, but in hindsight I was probably only friends with them because it meant I would be around her more
I think I'm probably gonna cut most of them out desu.
>>25158916
Cheers for the kind words bro. I'll give it a listen now.
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