when you practice for girls what are you supposed to do with the cum? my friend wants to know
>>25160496
what kind of cum are you making?
>>25160496
Charge your Jo crystal duh.
Were men more beautiful in the 70s?
If you like goats and bears, yes. And when I say "like", I mean "furiously fornicate with".
>>25160561
> goats and bears
Oh google translate
>>25160406
No, but they were more beautiful in every era before it.
A pinch of cuckoldry is fine too.
>>25160402
Rebels are only rebels until they taste the middle class, then they're hooked.
I know a lot of you robots are pissed that fembots are invading this board but think about it this way.
>fembot is a born a women
>fembot is a virgin
>literally no excuse not to have 10/10 bf
>doesn't need to work out
>doesn't need good personality
>doesn't have to be funny
>doesn't have to be good in bed
>doesn't...
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>>25160383
>implying any "fembots" are virgin
Fuck off roastie cunt.
Fembots are all fucking crazy.
And I don't mean typical robro tfw no gf let me fap crazy.
They are all fucked up beyond belief. Damaged goods, every time.
>>25160417
This
The only "fembot" I've talked with I met on omegle and she said I was cute and added me on Skype
The she said she wanted me to fuck and when I started reciprocating she started being the biggest cunt on earth
They only want to emulate what stacies do, they are failed stacies
She's out there somewhere...
Isn't she?
Yes, gagging on her third cock of the day.
>>25160372
no. litterally all archetypes are untrue and your life may very well have absolutely no meaning outside of my own, or your, spiritual beliefs.
Kill yourself if it bothers you to much.
>>25160372
Who?
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<Comfy thread?
Also know any comfy anime?
That you like. Just cozy and warm shows.
>>25160355
non non biyori, nichijou, aria the animation,gochiusa,utawararemono,yuruyuri, wagnaria!! / working!!, luckystar
>>25160996
Ty nig
>>25160355
>be me see that image in the catalog
>must open to see if it's the CORRECT animated gif
>it is
>wew.tif
I know some aussies visit r9k but have a question for the neets that finished high school/university and are on centrelink due to being unemployed.
Is there a way to get newstart allowance without going to the shitty job search agencies? They're really fucking bothersome telling me to come in 4 days a week 2 hours per day searching for jobs.
I know there could be some disability support available but what is the minimum... threshold? I guess for being labelled as a disabled individual? Could schizos and people with bipolar personalities receive it?
If...
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>>25160350
>i shouldn't have to make any effort at all to get the free money the rest of the country pays me for being a lazy piece of shit
>it's such an imposition on me to have to search for a job
Hope work for the dole comes in properly and you get to have a great time picking up rubbish on the side of the road for your pittance.
>>25160433
If you dont receive centrelink then kindly fuck off wage cuck
>>25160452
>buttflustered as fuck work for the dole scum detected
If you've graduated with a degree and you can't get a job, you should be mercilessly whipped in the streets
>be 22 year old virgin NEET
>parents support me
>buy me food, video games, new tech stuff, etc.
>still treat me like a kid because I'm autistic
>just want a PT job to afford cigarettes and alcohol because my parents won't be me any
Who here knows how to make extra money? Just $100-200 a month is fine.
I can teach you how to CSGO Jew, trading skins back and forth and making small profit, you can usually make about $30-50 per day doing it with a decent investment.
She managed to find an open (cuckold) marriage and you're alone
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/AKHeretic?cf=home_orbits
How does this even happen?
After several drinks I might though
>>25160170
She got big titties and a reasonably cute face. Definitely not gf material but I'd fuck her and make her tell her boyfriend all about it
CHRIS S****S YOU TRAP FAGGOT GET YOUR SHRIMPY LIMP COCK IN HERE
I KNOW YOU'RE LURKING NIGGER GET IN HERE AND DO YOUR GAY THINGS
priddy pretti pretty please?
Someone literally just thought I was 11
Taller when?
Do you have a babyface?
>>25160141
No I don't think so, I just wish I was taller so if I gained muscle it would look normal.
>doing laundry
>find a girl accidently dropped her thong in the cracks of the washing machine after washing it
>snag it up
>wear it and beat off
>mfw
Am I gay, they're really comfy
i do it too anon, i found a score of 13 pairs when i did laundry a month ago that someone left overnight
they were comfy while i was horny and wacking it but they dont have enough dick and ball room to be comfy anyother time
>26khv
I was just told I was handsome by a cutie Israeli who seemed genuinely surprised I didn't have a GF. I don't know how to handle this because I've been told the opposite my whole life by strangers and rejections.
How the fuck am I supposed to take this?
>>25160001
That better have been an Arab Israeli.
>>25160001
She's attracted to you, ask her out
>trusting the vaginal jew
I just jerked off to a girl I talk to sometimes who's a 5/10 and I just kissed her picture and kept saying I love you as I orgasmed. What's wrong with me?
is that abnormal?
ive masturbated to plenty of girls i know on facebook, then look right into their eyes, moan their name a little bit right as i cum
i always thoguht it was par for the course
just wanted to drop in and say kek
>>25159859
I personally never jerk off to people I know personally. It just feels weird
>president of the UNITED FUCKING STATES
>thinks he knows about suffering
Anyone else hate it when successful people pretend to be depressed?
>Implying running a country during a civil war isn't stressful
>>25159872
>implying successful people can truly be depressed
0/10 didn't troll me.
>>25159836
The dude had people's lives in his fucking hands. He aged like shit in just 4 years, and had to go around giving speeches, watching people die for his ass. But I guess you have it bad cause no one talks to you at school. Kill yourself.