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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFBCpgEB8dc
>nobody claps for the pro-rape side
I wonder why....
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25155509
I remember when people were still offended by people like El Duce and gwar
>born upper middle class
>born smart
>born somewhat attractive
>have autism
anyone else who almost made it?
Is this truly the worst feel?
>>25155382
If it wasn't for your autism you probably would not be as smart as you are...
Yep
Only that i have a shitty family
But this aspergers traits bust me so often
On the other hand i often notice things others dont. Wish i could meet an aspie girls i think there is a chance they COULD be fembots but probably they are rarer then rarest pepes
>>25155382
I know this feel. I'm also the middle child and my older sister and younger brother show me up daily.
My sister is "super hot" according to all my "friends" that constantly try to bang her, was prom queen, super outgoing and everybody loves her
My brother is 6'3 15 year old with a 4.0 and the lead in every school musical
I'm the smartest of the three yet the ugliest, the laziest, and the least outgoing
Trying to choose my first anal dildo, any advice or recommendations?
I'd prefer to order on amazon
>>25155354
what a brilliant shitpost thread you really put all your effort in it,
you little loser cunt xD
>>25155354
lean luke is 10/10
Speaking of dildos I had to laugh like crazy at my friend when she bought one. Apparently she bought the cheapest one possible and didn't even read the page. Later when she tried using it she said it was uncomfortable and didn't get deep at all. One look at the thing and I knew what kind of dildo she bought. my stupid friend bought a dildo for prostate message and play.
>follow really cute girl on Instagram
>has same sense of humor as me for think she's pretty cool
>suddenly starts going off on a rant about how she hates all of her cis white male followers and that she'd rather have all black followers
>she would literally rather be sexualized by black Chads than interact with white males, and she wouldn't think they're being misogynist either because black people can't be misogynist or racist
>this was all because some guy messaged her saying "hey how are you?"
My god liberals are worse than I thought
you're the faggot going around posting thumbnails
This is how every non-"cis white male" feels with 4chan.
Why am I so fucking horny all the time?
I hate it. I have to jerk it at least 3 times a day to hentai just so im not going through the day horny as fuck.
save me
>>25155263
I would say you have good taste if didn't think that was loli
>>25155290
I go through out the day dreaming about fucking lolis that it gets in the way of me doing anything productive
>>25155263
What's behind that censor bar?
Do they have internet dens ?
I just want too lay on my side with my windows tablet and browse 4chan
>>25155203
reading a good book is better than internets. internets too stressful. book relaxing you
god DAMN that food looks good
>>25155253
5.50$ no tax or tip comes with a water, warm soy milk, or a soup
Fuck subways < 4 dish/rice +1 water fo lyfe
http://www.yelp.com/biz/happy-food-court-flushing
>tfw you cum so hard you can feel your prostate pulsing a little bit afterwards
> tfw you give yourself prostate orgasms
> tfw you're not gay
> tfw you really want to get fucked in the ass now
>tfw your orgasm is so intense your balls have a barely noticeable, dull ache for an hour or so afterwards
>tfw you regularly get pent up enough to "help" with creampie fetishes
how do we stop the BBC myth?
tired of getting told I have a big dick like the rest of my race, and i don't even have a girlfriend because she would be let down
>black and white people
I don't know who I should hate more for the bbc stuff or other black stereotypes. I'm leaning more towards white people.
>>25155154
Better to stop acting like a stereotype and segregating yourself culturally from others. Act in a way that is proper for the society you belong to around others, like white people do.
>tfw I'm such a cuck that when I suspect mom is cheating on my dad I fantasize about confronting her and have her admit it
>Only to tell her I'll keep her secret if she lets me watch
Shes petite blonde and blue eyed and looks good for her age, a MILF, perfect BLACKED material.
>>25155073
gas yourself kike
that feelio when you haven't done your christmas shopping yet so now it's probably too late to buy stuff online and i have to go to actual stores to find stuff
>>25154981
b-but you can't find anything good in IRL stores, everything is so shitty and over pirced
>>25155032
that feel when went to the mall get something for mom and brother but got distracted and ended up buying myself pants and a solid state drive
>The Mayan End date was exactly 3 years ago
>tfw nothing happened then, nothing will happen now
>>25154977
Dude, the world ended alright. This is all a dream.
>>25154977
Make it happen, anon.
:)
>>25155015
Its a nightmare then.
>tfw going out in public without any makeup on for the first time in years
i want to die
no one cares whore
>>25154971
you are beautiful, no matter what they say. words can't bring you down~ noooh
you are beautiful, in every single way.
>Teachers so underpaid in these fucking schools
>The police got our name in all they databases
>Girls be 13 acting 22
>Niggas be 44 acting half they ages
>Somebody tell me what the fuck is going on
Is Dr. Dre a robot?
>How could you trust a hoe
>Cause a hoe's a trick
>I don't love them tricks
>'Cause a trick's a bitch
>And my dick's constantly in her mouth
>And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
George costanza thread
ITT: be as costanza as possible
>>25154903
I bring this post related to seinfeld back to the first page
who here just /too fucking boring for a gf/???
>no hobbies / interests
>spend over half of my weekends asleep because nothing to do
>work, lifting, fapping, and eating is basically my life
>don't even like music, travelling, vidya, or anime
i can't imagine being any more boring but i cant even think of something worth doing.
it's either "find a fun activity" (nothing seems interesting desu senpai) or "do something productive like coding" which is already what i do all day at work
JUST
same. if you dont want a GF who gives a fuck? fuck anyone who says you need a GF. co-dependency is for the weak desu senpai.
>>25155890
my life feels empty though. i never had a gf so i dont know what i'm missing
