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Im going sasuke I really see myself in him
Fuck off, you're Shino
>be white guy
>join interpals
>this happens
What drives the Korean?
>>25173406
Such a lust for white dick.
why are some spaces blanked out
>>25173597
Muh special qts, don't steal.
I got invited to go out and chill with some people. Thats the first time in a kind of long time. Should I go I-Im not s-sure.
The worst that could happen is you'll just end up back here. The best is that you actually make a friend.
JUST DO IT SENPAI
Writing a story and need answers. What are prices for an expensive prostitute? Handjob, blowjob, tit job, vaginal, anal, etc. would be helpful to know for accuracy.
you'd probably get better answers on craigslist. it also depends on what kind of prostitute you're after. High class, meh, and street trash.
>>25173241
I guess I could check. Figured this area knew better though.
Hi /r9k/
I just wanted to share some feelings that I have about Christmas this year.
I don't have depression, and am what you guys would call a normie (graduated college, job, friends, gf). I don't hate my life, not at all.
This time of year usually makes me kinda happy. All throughout my life I looked forward to Christmas time. I got so excited for Christmas break in school. Long winter breaks in college were awesome and I could be a true NEET with my friends. We could do whatever we want, hang out every night and smoke / do whatever. This time of year always seemed so "magical"
Now it doesn't. There's no snow, it's not even cold, the whole month of December flew by uneventful, un-fun, it's never felt this way before.
Maybe it's because I don't get a cool NEETish winter break like I've had every year of my life. But I think it's more than that, nothing about Christmas this year seems authentic. No one seems to be happy. No one seems to care. It's almost as if everyone I knew had a certain feeling that I can't put into words and now it's just gone. I know I sound like fucking Charlie Brown but does anyone else feel the same?
>>25173199
At Christmas time I become social, happy, almost normal. I love the season, I love the decorations, I love it all.
ITT: We post songs that describe a robot
I'll start with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiGK3GFhOTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUVJO8LzSA
bump
>Time to start the ride again and get depressed
>>25173011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0j9AOEhzO8
>>25173011
>>25173043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0G12EBW4KY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLcJois9yTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bRctqZpTM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX9scc13gMw
>coming to bed, honey?
>yes, dear
>MFW I think I just realized I was kiddie fiddled by my neighbor
Can you get molested by someone only 3 years older than you?
>>25172879
>Can you get molested by someone only 3 years older than you?
Absolutely.
I completely repressed some "games" my cousins and I used to play that eventually involved us sucking each others dicks when I was about 6 years old and they were 7 or 8. I never thought about it a single time until I was in my mid-20s.
It's probably why they never spoke to me much in the time between.
Anyway, there's not much to be done about it unless you have a suspicion your neighbor might have grown up to be a pedo.
>>25172988
Tfw never got to play this kind of game.
>>25172988
OP HERE
>kids molesting other kids
What kind of world is this?
>Tfw it's not snowing and raining
>>25172857
>tfw anime
I wanted a /comfy/ winter and what do I got? Fucking 15 degrees celsius, everyone outside is wearing shirts, sweaters max.
> tfw Father Frost was killed in a hit and run accident
Winter is my favorite season, but without snow it's just shitty autumn.
Would you date me?
I'm a cute introvert who loves anime and videogames and meaningful conversations and I will date literally any robot
ginger AND fat? dam son.
What's with the creepy ass dolls?
>>25172807
I can't really tell what gender you are.
But since you said you'd date any "robot", I assume you're either female or gay.
>go to spa with gf
>get into sauna
>mfw everybody has a bigger dick than me
>>25172780
>Hehe look at me, i pretend like i belong here
kill yourself
Sounds like a good doujin.
Do not he alarmed, but this is a shitpost.
Please find attached frog
Thanks
>Toshinou and Ayano didn't scissor in the final episode of Yuru Yuri
Was it really worth it?
>>25172692
>Rating: PG-13 - Teens 13 or older
Honestly did you really expect it? Overall I thought it was good. I like watching my Yuri's and hope they continue with the show.
Would these pick up lines work do you reckon?
>Prepare your diary because I am about to holocaust your vagina
>If vaginas could talk yours would be muffled by the giant lips
>I have seen a lot of women like you. I grew up near a circus
Thoughts?
>>25172634
Perfect. Please try them as soon as possible and break free from this robot life.
>finally decide to go to therapy for depression
>find woman online, call to make appointment
>ask if she takes my insurance, she says yes
>go there, had a decent hour session,
>right at the end she says she made a mistake and doesn't take my insurance
>want to just walk out, but too pussy
>shell out $125 and cry at home
Fuck women
Wish I was a therapist.
Easiest money in the world.
>"sorry I don't have any on me, next time"
There, it's the beta way of getting out
