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Oh shit, r9k!
An attractive human female is giving you a thumbs up and an genuine smile for something you did!
What did you say and or do to make this unlikely scenario occur?!
I killed myself.
>>25884341
/thread tbqhfamily
>>25884315
>give her a thumbs up back
>she looks confused
>chad walks past me from behind
>they both give me a funny look and walk off
such is life
>call hero hotline
>commit an hero
>bitch on other end laughs at you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9AQVKMnDPc
what a bitch wtf
>>25884454
It don't matter.
>>25884660
I hope you're having a good night
Women are confusing as shit
>get girl's number
>she replies every other time I text her
>start to think she doesn't like me
>catch her looking in my direction every now and then
>seems somewhat disappointed when I don't initiate conversation with her
>says that she is willing to spend time with me
>all I need to do is text her when I want to hang out
I don't understand. There are days where it seems like she wants me to talk to her and there are days where it seems like she wants nothing to do with me. Should I just try to make plans to spend some time with her for the upcoming weekend?
I like her and all but I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. She said to me the other day "You're very hard to read". What the hell does that mean?
Maybe she thinks you're a faggot
>>25884182
She has to know that I'm at least interested in her.
just be upfront with her, tell her u wanna fuck her brains out
I've paid the price for being a normie. First breakup and it hurts. It hurts fucking bad.
Don't fall for the gf meme, you magnificent faggots.
>>25883910
being dumped is no big deal. Women are interchangeable for the most part. Man up, find some whores, and move on, OP.
>>25884025
I know I know... I've just never had the displeasure of dealing with this before. Right now I hope the sun never shines again and I die in my sleep.
>>25884086
Women aren't interchangeable. This nigga talks about women like they're a pair of shorts. I know it's controversial to talk about women on 4chan as if they're actual people, but just please for god sakes don't become one of those jaded, pathetic fucks who abhors all women because you got dumped. I've been through it all man, it'll pass and you'll get over it. Just need to wait it out. Soon enough, you'll be back out on the prowl. PLEASE don't take being single for granted. It's great having options.
>went down on a girl
>can still smell/taste it now
>tried washing my hands and face with tons of soap, no luck
This is honestly gross. I highly advise NOT doing it although it's kind of fun. The smell/taste isn't bad, it's just weird. Anyway, what do? I'm scared my mommy will smell it on me and know I did lewd things. Same goes for the car we did it in, will people be able to smell in the morning?
>>25883827
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES THIS ISNT A JOKE. Reply to my thread!
>>25883827
Rub poop on yourself. Problem solved.
>>25884133
Febreeze or lemons, if not just make your car smell like Chinese food or pizza
How's your Tuesday been?
> a girl waved to ME today
> start talking to her on snapchat
>she either thinks I'm annoying or likes me
>I may have my ticket out of this place
>feels pretty alright man
Those are some good feels anon. Today I made an ass out of myself in front of 100 people at college.
>>25883847
Oh jeez, what happened?
>>25883847
Go on....
> orge
Midnight Snacks is live! Time to get your weekly dose of choons.
http://stream.midnightsnacks.fm/
Did you forget your trip, snacks? Or is it not really you?
I remember when snacks himself used to make these threads and actually interact with us during his streams. It was always pretty dead but comfy as fuck.
>>25884035
Snacks stopped making threads unfortunately. Maybe he figured it wasn't worth it no more since 4chan moves so fast. Snacks threads get banned on /mu/ too so that might of been the moving point.
>Snacks stopped posting
>half a year ago
I really need to stop browsing this board, things are changing way too much
I have this weird, irrational fear. I am absolutely terrified of hotel showers because I'm afraid someone laced the water with acid or some shit and i'll melt.
Who else has strange, irrational fears?
I cannot get on roller coasters because I'm afraid that I'll fly out of my seat and die. Actually, maybe that's rational.
I'm nervous around public water fountains because I'm afraid someone may have spat in the spout so that when I drink from the fountain their spit shoots up into my mouth.
>>25883843
>spit shoots into my mouth
That sounds like the start of a really kinky porno
Scared of people watching me in the bathroom while pooping. I put my clothes under the door and cover the vent and I cover the camera on my phone and check the room for cameras
Missed last night's showing?
Get in here for the encore performance of the /r9k/ musical that's sweeping the web!
twitch name is kvmusical
we'll be getting the stream on at midnight
I was there last night but i'm gonna show up again. I hope Danny sees this
>>25883661
he was there, his username is shrekmaster1928 if you see him
we're about to start act one so get in here
Are you making a game? I'm working on collisions.
WORST BOOB PHYSICS I'VE EVER FUCKING SEEN
>>25883498
They'll be fixed in the final version. Just testing the nip simulators at this point.
what is your end goal? are you just messing around, for now?
Have you ever made your parents cry?
No lmao fuck that
I make my mother cry about once a year or so, made my father cry about twice in my lifetime, second time today.
>Birthday today
>Spent all day drunk and fapping alone
>Father comes home happy asking me why I wasn't out celebrating with friends
>Tell him I have nothing in life to celebrate since I'm a failure and I wish they aborted me
>>25883510
Your post reminded me of this.
What's your personal Chads real name?
I'll start: Ken
Jack, James, John, Jake, Jude
Jan, Johannes
>>25884384
why do all Chad's names start with a "J"?
>>25883403
fb.com profile.php?=73322363
This fucking guy, idc about personal army shit. I just hate them. He's a sexual tyrannosaurs.
I am a shitposter who's probably gonna post again
Moot forgive me, Moot forgive me
Memes I don't understand
Sometimes I need to be alone
Chad don't sage my post, chad don't kill my post
I can feel your cuck from two post away
I got my dubs, I got my autism
I would share it but today I'm REEEing
Chad don't sage my post, chad don't kill my post
Chad don't sage my post, chad don't kill my post
>>25883334
if these posts could talk they wouldn't tell me to feel good
no mods i shitpost better than they would
no adblock im not the guardian of arcanine
but our memes are being misunderstood
walls feeling like they're ready to close in
i suffocate, what is a second wind?
i resonate on this board
i dont know how long i can post on this board
ive been hitting memes too long
watching normies from the outside in
they sing the same old song
about how their pages always the cleanest
i begged a differ
i really miss him (pepe)
im not involved
id rather diss em
i call on you
to put your tulpas up
cuz every time i come around all the girls go
"gross"
Step you say to suck a cock
He walks
You say sit down it's just a cock
He REEEEEEEES politely back at you
You REEEEEE politely right on through
Some sort of frog meme to your right
As he shitposts left but you stay right
Between the lines of betacuck
You begin to wonder why the fuck
You have autism
You're too beta
To talk to grills off the internet
And you just got cucked
By a chad
And I know chad ruined your life.
>>25884026
Step one*
>be me saturday
>8/10 whore messages me after months, says she's home alone
>hesitates (im a virgin), then go
>arrives at her place, awkward as fuck for 2 hours
>start touching her back, then she asks me to go in her bed with her
>start touching her ass
>take off her shirt and bra, give her a massage
>kiss, touch her boobs
>she grabs my dick, heart is beating like a mofo
>I ask if she wants me to take off her shorts
>''yes anon i've been waiting for 3 hours''
>touch the pussy, it feels super weird
>she asks me to finger her
>don't know where to put it, there's litteraly no entrance
>I panicked and gave up some excuse to leave
>went back home, spent 25 $ on CS GO cases, got shitty blues.
Am I doing it wrong guys?
pic unrelated
>>25883308
u r underage
>>25883365
nope, nice try... and you are?
>>25883308
>am i doing it wrong?
yea.. dont buy cases, you should just buy the skin u want instead
Kim and Kanye couple is best couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfhpj1EjK_8
>>25883242
They're both shitskin manlets
>>25883242
that midsection looks D I S G U S T I N G
Stupid video, great pics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0MMW6VWfAk
