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Robots, fembot here...the other night, I went out on a date for the first time in years. It actually went really, really well he walked me to my car afterwards, and then he kissed me goodnight. It was even a pretty long kiss, and ngl it was a huge turn-on. But the he called me by the wrong name. He got the first letter right, and I guess they're both equally unique, and I laughed it off. He immediately said "shit" and gave a heartfelt apology, but it's seriously getting to me. Should I let it go?
Inb4 noods and/or feet. This is a first for me and I don't know if I'm looking too much into this.
>tfw your first date can't even remember your name
>>25885577
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Serves you right normie cunt
>>>/adv/
>>25885577
Dubs dubs dubs
If you think the getting the name wrong was an innocent mistake and you still have a chance at a future, cool.
If you think he honestly doesn't give a shit you know what to do.
In fact, you already knew all that, the better question is why would you make this thread?
>>25885649
Well...because I like you guys. I could post on /adv/ but I'm comfy here tbhqh
Hey. I've been going on r9k since I was 15, lol. And recently a friend of mine killed himself, I see so many threads here about depressed people and how no one would give a fuck if they died. It's not true, a lot do. And it hurts man.
Just making this thread so people can maybe get stuff off there chest and realize there is more :(
Pic related. The emojis seen were sent the day he died. Edited out but basically says "anon you were always a friend"
Yeah that sucks.
I recall more than 24 years ago I thought my life was ruined the girl I love didn't love me back. I felt I had nothing to live for, all I had thought about for years was her and here I was completely heartbroken.
4 years later I met a girl who I have now been with for 20 years and have three wonderful children with.
>>25885613
You seem to have a good life. Why are you here?
>>25885613
Youn tryna say you're in your 50's and on 4chan, something smells fishy
Why are there so many submissive men but very few dominant women?
>>25885508
There are plently of dominant women, have you ever been outside?
What we need are more submissive ones.
>>25885520
if dominant means bitchy and loud then yes there are a lot
>>25885520
I mean dominant in a traditional sense. Not just bitchy/manipulative.
Most feminist women are actually super submissive.
Just saying guys. It's burns more.
lol it doesn't burn at all. are you snorting percocets?
if so you're dumb. snort roxies ya dip.
coke also doesn't burn though so i don't know what you're talking about. maybe i've done too much mdma/2C-x up the nose to feel coke/oxy burn.
Just fucking eat oxys. It lasts way longer. Just my preference though.
>>25885491
Does anyone look at this image and immediately have pain in your balls? It literally happens to me every time I see it
WHY AM I JUST NOW THINKING OF THIS?
INSTANT ELF / ALIEN PORN, CONVERTED FROM ANY PORN OF CHOICE
NOT EVEN LIMITED TO ONE SKIN COLOR
ALL COLORS
RAINBOW OF FUCKING
THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW SHINE SO BRIGHT
EVERY TIME I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
IT'S THE COLORS OF THE RAINBOW THAT FEED MY SOUL
>>25885490
you're a genius anon
>>25885490
congrats anon you discovered what I found out after I was high and fucking around with vlc's settings. changed that shit to green and BOOM IRL orc
red looks like sunburn/disappointment
>fapped too much lately
>can't get hard at anything
>don't feel like fapping
>randomly get erections anyway
y
>>25885468
Take a break you'll be fine. You'll probably get hard thinking about porn when you try to fall asleep.
>>25885468
>fapped to too many shemales and gay stuff
>cant get hard at anything, physically impossible to fap to normie straight porn
What do you do when no porn interests you anymore?
stop looking at porn probably
gelbooru dive
There's always more great porn out there
Get a few hand warmers and a pillow and pretend it's someone who wants to spend time with me.
>you're expected to lick this
>>25885175
Why not? Its literally just a shriveled ballsack
>>25885226
Do you lick many shriveled ballsacks?
>>25885175
I'd lick them all in a heartbeat. Anyone who wouldn't is gay
Is she a fucking abuser?
Why or why not?
His story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk
Her story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX19DiD_a9E
Boogies Story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeWVHKeFFkk
behold, the truth unveiled:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5LlpqU3YpI
Why is this bald faggot crying? I'd rather not listen to him talk for 14 minutes.
>>25884703
wouldn't be surprised if she were, she seems like a real turd from what i've seen of her videos
>be me
>year 2005
>be around 13-14
>in scout camp
>i do weird things children do like grabbing packages and flashing my winni
>there is this guy from another patrol
>he gives me the look
>i give him the look
>proceeds to mutually ass fuck, no kisses and shit, just butt fuck
>next morning on formation, we give ourselves now the weird look, without a word said we agree to keep this silent forever
>fast forward 2016
>be 24
>having succesful normie life
>being biotech entrepreuner, having a degree and normie shit
>in my bed, alone, waking up at night feverish from bad dreams
>realize i was the only guy grabbin packages on scout
>realize i may have been gay all this time
>realize that all failed women relationships i had may recall to that very first moment
>realize
>cry a bit, shitpost on r9k
>gotta be happy tomorrow again
>>25884493
PS
you are and will be the only people i ever told this
>>25884493
Just suck a dick already you closeted queer.
>>25884493
So what's the big deal, just fuck guys on grindr.
They're easy to get if you give their boyclits some excitement
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this girl?
>>25884441
at full force in her face, pussy, and ass
she browses tumblr and is probably a corndogsexual or some dumb shit
she enjoys having her anus gaped
Why are caucasian women so goddamned ugly and masculine looking? Look at this woman, this is Eva Green, she's supposed to be a fucking "sexy" model and actress for crying out loud, yet she looks like a dude. Honestly, anytime I see a white woman they either have that same fat chubby potato face like 90% of white women have, or they're "good looking" and look like a fucking dude with a chiseled face. The fuck kind of race of women is this? Asian women are so much more feminine it isn't even funny, no wonder white and even black men are flocking to them now.
>>25884436
>jews
>white
ugh, your boring me with these threads r/asianmasculinity
>>25884436
Every race is filled with ugly women, I had to suffer through being with a bunch of ugly, rude chinks and gooks back in private school, they aren't the kawaii meme that 4chan tells us they are.
My my my, what a handsome fellow!
Some stacys I know are having some Facebook drama right now. Tune in to watch the drama unfold.
jesus what the fuck are they fucking 14
Bumping for white girl drama
>>25884484
>>25884607
White bitches be crazy
>20 years old
>rich
>smart (enough BSc in Biology)
>Decent looking but short
>virgin
What did I do wrong?
You weren't Chad. Women don't give a shit about how smart you are unless they can make money off of the job you worked very hard to get with your degree.
you chose to be a stemcuck
>>25884333
All those things don't rule out autism.
Why do you people not understand that your personality is what attracts women.
It says here you've been unemployed for almost a year. What have you been doing with that time?
Trying not to kill myself.f
watching hentai and contemplating suicide
>>25884320
"Almost a year" um, that's wrong, it should be at least 10 years now.
