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>mfw confronted my mom about how my upbringing socially and emotionally stunted me
>mentioned how my life was basically school then vidya, how we never did anything as a family and she and my dad just seemed uninterested in interacting with me
>she started crying and called me a liar, told me to gtfo of her house>mfw I secretly feel like shit even though I know I'm right and she's wrong
Take responsibility for yourself anon.
>Just from school to video games
>Never made any effort to make any friends
>Hurr this is my parent's fault
I seriously hope you're trolling.
good job anon. she deserved it
>tfw the only intimacy feel you get is from dreams at night.
In my recent dream I was cuddling naked with qt girl and felt really bound with her(the dreams started differently but this is not relevant, and we bounded really quick). This is literally feels I never felt in real life yet somehow I can feel them while dreaming.
Share your related dreams fellow robots/failed normies and cyborgs.
>>28557283
Ever tried lucid dreaming? I do keep hearing good stuff about it. Never tried it myself though.
>>28557283
>Share your related dreams fellow robots/failed no
i had a dream that i had a pussy. it felt reely good to play with it. Not sure what that means
>>28557283
>I had a dream that I was going to kiss a girl
>for some reason it didn't happen
>not even in my dreams
Hey, Anon. I heard you like Asian girls.
>>28557095
Yeah, not the laundromat type though.
>>28557095
Sorry I have a strict rule about no girls that were dropped straight on their faces
*ATTENTION ALL ROBOTS, THIS THREAD IS NOW THE DOMAIN OF NUBIAN KINGS*
*IF YOU DO NO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY THIS WILL BE TAKEN AS CONSENT TO BE USED AS THE SEXUAL PLAY THING BY THE SUPERIOR BLACK MAN*
Post relatable lyrics.
>Self-deprecating thoughts interrupting all the time
>Emphasizing all the traits that I wish weren't mine
>They speak louder than everybody
>Try to keep my eyes closed as my outlook isn't bright
>Compulsively complaining when I haven't got the right
>I hate the ways that I think and act
>I want to end reality but I feel hesitant
>Optimistic that the future will be more concerned than the present
>And so for today I'll remain intact
>>28556983
maybe stop being a pretentious faggot and either kill yourself or shut the fuck up and fix your life
>>28556983
You know it ain't easy
For these thoughts here to leave me
There's no words to describe it
In French or in English
'Cause, diamonds they fade
And flowers they bloom
And I'm telling you
These feelings won't go away
No more deluded by reaction,
On tyrants only we'll make war!
The soldiers too will take strike action,
They'll break ranks and fight no more!
And if those cannibals keep trying,
To sacrifice us to their pride,
They soon shall hear the bullets flying,
We'll shoot the generals on our own side.
So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale,
Unites the human race.
How do I get a gf like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c
you mean some pandering roastie cunt who says edgy shit to get attention from alt-right /pol/ mongs?
>>28556982
No, not a pseudo-facist cunt, a qt grill that actually believes this
A girl who makes fun of paranoid conservatives?
>decide to go for a PhD degree in 2014
>leave my home country to come to Denmark
>life ever since has been shit
>wake up
>work my ass off
>return late back home
>sleep
>rinse and repeat
I have 0 friends here. All my friends are in my home country (Italy). I have had almost 0 human contact outside the university settings.
I hate my fucking life here.
but think about that cool PHD you'l have in a couple years time.
>>28556954
>intelligent enough for a phd
>still whines like a little bitch
get fucked
My PhD years were also the worst of my life. But my defence is in a month, so it will be over soon.
The awful night is gone.What lay before, we can't remember.
>tfw finally reached the 130's in weight
Your life is already over just end it
Welcome to the club brobot.
>>28556923
>>28556948
What did you mean by this?
I'm taking in pounds btw.
Ok so i have finally joined the NEET masterrace and i'm already bored
What do you guys do all day?
post here and listen to music in bed all day
>>28556860
Pretend to be engaged in deep hobbies that you're very good at and mock other people for being unable to do what you do.
>>28557007
That's what i'm already doing senpai
>>28557021
This is a good idea
I just started watching a heap of Stefan's videos the last few days and I feel like I've been through a whole year of therapy.
This man is based as fuck
>>28556846
Haha nice try, kid.
Not an arguement.
now you are in a cult
>>28556846
That's because he is a cult leader and he is brainwashing you, a vulnerable, isolated teenager looking for something to believe in and someone to be your friend.
![question-mark-on-a-circular-black-background_318-41916[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lErlMn8.jpg "question-mark-on-a-circular-black-background 318-41916[1]")
How come normies don't have any self-awareness or any sense of introspection?
Who invented the notions of self-awareness and introspection?
Probably normies.
How old is the robot concept anyway?
I'd say the more likely theory is that you, or robots, don't have the capacity for empathy with normies and so you think they lack those.
>>28556824
>Who invented the notions of self-awareness and introspection?
What notions exactly?
Because they're happy and don't care about anything but staying happy
What's the most pathetic thing you've jerked it to /r9k/?
>>28556770
I cannot and refuse to remember.
i regularly fap to memories of the grille i love slapping me in the face and telling em nobody is ever going to love me.
>>28556770
idk but the worst that i ever got caught jerking off to was a picture of that junk guy in the phantom menace fucking padme
idk if my twin saw but he already thought i was garbage before that
>be edging for close to an hour
>dick is hard as a rock and ready to explode
>open up some really good porn
>hit point of no return
>instantly look away from screen and let go of dick
>gallon of cum flows out of my dick
>don't even orgasm, it just oozes out
>completely ruined
meanwhile a woman can just break out her vibrator and have 5 mind blowing orgasms in 10 minutes
yeah, you sure have it hard women
>ruining your orgasm
>"how can women complain they have it hard"
I don't know why I come here
>>28556649
i'm a incel neet
masturbation is one of the few joys i have left in life
i have to work at it for over an hour and risk overshooting the mark just to have a decent orgasm
women don't have to work for anything in life, not even getting off
>>28556773
You should have gotten better at it by now
Why do you robots think you deserve princesses when you're no prince charming, but fat disgusting slobs with nothing going for them? Why do you think you deserve pure, virgin gfs when you're a fucking degenerate? You demand girls be this way and then you say women have high standards? Please, the world doesn't owe you anything. Grow up. You should be happy if you managed to get a gf at all. Femanon here, are all robots this bitter and immature? I'm genuinely curious.
>>28556555
no. this robot just doesn't care for relationships. get off on jerking off thinking about the sex others are having.
>>28556555
>implying most people here aren't virgins as well
Why do equally fat, ugly, and unattractive women demand Chad?
On how nerds overestimate how much normies masturbate. From the "Shyness and Love" book. If you want to read the whole thing : https://pdf.yt/d/RiLfjaeqpWizCbxu
>35 to 50yo virgins
Jesus how do they not kill themselves?
>>28556574
Oh I'm sure most do directly or by drowning in alcohol or engaging in risky behaviors.
On how long term virginity makes you a pervert.
Why haven't you gotten a qt white nationalist gf yet?
>qt
>degenerate teenchild rebelling
>white nationalist
>that hair
>>28556398
>drinking fosters
Yeah real british nationalist there, silly cunt
