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>you're always the one asking people to hang out
>nobody ever asks you first
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iktf sometimes but i realized you have to get over yourself and realize you have to be assertivew
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I realized I was doing that and stopped, now I don't even have people in my life to ask to do anything with
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>>28563848
It's not right tho, normies always are mutual about hanging out. Whereas I always feel like I have to be the one to initiate everything, and if I stop, all contact is cut. Like >>28563856
says, if I don't contact them, they won't contact me, but in maybe 2 years I'll get a text asking what's up.

Fucking normies piss me off.

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Why don't the unpopular kids in school team up and make themselves the popular kids? They always outnumber the chads and stacys.
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The unpopular kids are unpopular for a reason
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>>28563769
They don't outnumber them at all
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>>28563769
because even the unpopular kids don't want to hang out with unpopular kids

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Who /hatechildren/ here?
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I avoid children, although I don't hate them. I think it's because I'm incapable of putting on that soft voice people use with kids and interaction has to be about them. I imagine myself being a good Dad though and I look forward to that. Why do you hate them anon?
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>>28563757
>being this insecure
What's the matter anon?
Did your wife's son call you a loser again?

Even a child can recognise a failure when they see one.
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>>28563757
I hate them because they're so quick and unpredictable, they just run around at random and trip you up.

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>"ANON!! Why are you persistently staring at me like that?!? You ought to stop, elsewise I will inform Chad and he will kick your ass!!"
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Girls that look like this are just the worst. Wretched looking without makeup and you can tell she's gonna blow up to 250+lbs by her mid-late 20s.
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>>28563783
wretched looking even with make up
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>>28563783
>>28563783
>Wretched looking without makeup
sorry bro, but ur wrong on this 1, pic related

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If you don't have a gf you have no reason to live.
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b-b-but op, i am a gf
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>>28563669
You need to be over 18 to post here. If this is bait I would consider something creative and not posting the same thing over and over or you will start to feel like child in preschool days doing repetitive tasks considering if you ever passed sensomotoric stage of cognitive development.
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Before she died, I promised the love of my life I would take care of her cat for her. He's 16 and still going strong. He never liked me when she was around but he warmed up pretty quickly once it was just us. Climbs into my lap and just sleeps for hours while purring like a little kitten. Once he's gone, I'll either kill myself or get a kitten. I kind of like having someone to take care of again.

Fat girl, nice tits, what say?
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>skype notification
>whatsapp notification
>line notification
>gmail notification
>girls replying to you on tinder
>multiple notifications you can't see

Fuck off desu
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>>28563574
what the fuck are you doing here? sagedasdfasdf
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"Fat girl, nice tits. Fat smash tits. Nice girl tits, fat" Then ask for her phone number.

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How do we stop the normie kid menace?
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$300 adjusted for inflation is $10 billion

I love you Mom and Dad!
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My wishlist was always : Please don't bring me into this world

They didn't listen to me tho
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Start eating kids

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any true robots left? haven't been here for about a year since the normies and underage niggers took over.
are there any complete failure left at all? no females allowed.
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>>28563533
I think so senpai, I came here from /r/4chan
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>>28563533
There has to be at least one.
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Im a true virgin but also a wagecuck.

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Hi Pedro, you there?
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>>28563517
what do you want from my life?
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OMG LEAVE ME ALONE
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Ill be ur pedro bby ah ah yeah yeah

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I made a cartoon thingy on robots and the modern society that created them

Did I do a good job?
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to be honest, there is a shocking lack of arrows drawn over it pointing to different things
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>>28563390
like this

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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You could use more iconography and less walls of text, but it's pretty good.

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You are in a room with a hot sexy 10/10 girl (For example, the woman in the picture)
She died a few moments ago and her corpse is fresh
There is no one in the room except you and her
You can strip her clothes off and pleasure yourself with her body for one day as much as you want and no one will ever know about it

Would you do that, anon? Would you have sex with a hot Stacey's corpse if no one will ever know?

I would.

Think about it, today society sees necrophilia is something that is wrong and immoral, but so was homosexuality 400 years ago. Maybe in 100 years necrophilia will be seen as something normal like homosexuality is seen nowadays.
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damn straight I'd fuck stacy's corpse
>no risk of pregnancy
>Do what you want
>scat
>wear her skin to become one

FBI pls no bully
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>>28563379
>wear her skin to become one
My sides
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fuck yeah i will

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>dreamhack stream for starcraft on twitch
>can't watch it because asians always win esports

at least league has some diversity on the pro teams.
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Asians still dominate at international events
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SJOKZ TALKING TO BIG TAWAINESE COCK

THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THE ROOM IS SO PALPABLE U CAN CUT IT WITH A KNIFE
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>>28563286

>watching esports

This is the real issue.

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Work sure is boring...

Just another hour before I'm free...

btw https://bandagebandaid.tumblr.com
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HELLO????

please respond to my thread PLEASE
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This is your suffering. No (You), no answers.
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>>28563540
DO NOT

BE MEAN TO ME

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>tfw you give handjobs to your doge so he wouldn't end up as sexually frustrated as you are
who else /male brotherhood/ here
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>>28563118


That's why you turn your dog into a eunuch at a young age.

Then they live their lives happy and care free and never have to worry about all the problems bitches cause.
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>>28563118
Holy FUCK
Kill yourself
Nigga thats Disgusting
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i did that to my ct before the cutted his balls off
i made him cum, and i was probably the only one

now my cat gets all horny when i pet him and shows his anus while grabbing the cloth under his paws
no furry tho, just a bro like u OP

how do i get out of silver hell
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you stop being dogshit at the game
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>>28563113
if you have nothing to contribute gtfo
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really though, it's not that hard, just stop being terrible

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