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Saturday warm comfy feels edition
Who here /hype/ for Eurovision 2016?
This post sponsored by Stronger in Europe.
Poleaboo feels like Masturbating
>>28560109
i want normievision to end
>5.5 inches
Dicklets report in
Reporting in. I'm fine with it desu
>one chance at life
>only 7.5"
Please kill me
>tfw only 5.5
It's over, robots. As of last night, I have officially renounced my wizardship and had sex with a grill. Thanks for the support all these years and keep fighting the good fight. I must leave you now and join the land of normies. Goodbye forever
>I'll answer questions if anyone wants
>>28559897
You are still a robot. Don't kid yourself into thinking that flopping on top of some skank will cure you of your autism.
did you realise the one thing you've wanted throughout your entire life is overrated and shit. The depression will never go away, in fact it only gets worse
>>28559942
>when you realize the grass isnt greener
Hello everyone,
Ask anything, report on your progress.
Read the guide.
Anything related to weight requires you to count your calories daily and assess your average daily need of them, which you can do here:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
(Calculate basal rate.)
Here's the guide plus some bonus sections:
http://pastebin.com/zrpicavw
And here's the guide. Read it well.
I'm sorry I couldn't be here more often in the past few weeks. My schedule has been hectic and it won't get better for another month and a half.
I'm still with you, guys.
Any good images or clips to help me know if I'm doing exercises correctly? Also what routine shwould you suggest?
How does a robot dress?
I'm 19, 5'11 and pretty skinny so pic related works for me.
Autism controls nearly every aspect of my life, but my dress sense is still pseudo-normie.
>>28559887
>wearing a hat backwards
literally kill yourself you hooligan fucker goddamn i hate you swaggot homos
yea, flip that hat around so we can see the obey logo, your original we love you
>>28559887
no one gives a fuck tho
>about to order pizza 2 days in a row
guys what if the delivery guy is the same im so fucking nervous
will he think im a loser
>>28559815
happened to me.
I got the same guy 3 times in a row and he tried to chit chat with me.
I never ordered the pizza again
Just don't tip if it's the same guy, teach him a lesson. You hold the power.
Order a large and shout "Pizzas here!" over your shoulder so he thinks you have friends over
> 19 yo high school dropout
> move to Europe
> get a chance to go to high school again
> sophomore year
> with 15~16 yo's
Should I do it ?
>tfw finding out I couldn't obtain euopean citizenship
shit sucked m8. no fun for me.
>>28559805
How did you move to europe without a degree? Are you black?
>>28559927
I'm white and look barely 17 , almost non-existent facial hair and a small as shit frame ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPvdvdCj1zA
>>28559379
Why did I lmao at this video? She is so terrified of her parents.
They look like good friends
>>28559379
Why the fuck is she wearing a duvet as a jacket at 2:27?
I don't get it, she didn't even show the tats to her parents?
>hates fuckboys
>hates niceguys
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://thetab.com/uk/liverpool/2016/05/10/worst-boys-youll-ever-date-ever-33422
>fuckboy
I hate this twitterspeak so much
>>28559342
>he guy just had ENOUGH of normalfag garbage
>he even do it properly
who here /familyneverasksaboutitanymorebecauseitsnotgoingtohappen/
>>28559342
>>28559363
What the fuck is a fuckboy anyways
How do you deal with this feeling?
The implications of it. The fact that you are so utterly useless that you're literally unable to do something that everybody before you has done.
Knowing that you are going to be that weird single uncle, the creepy guy at work. Feeling humilliation every minute of your life.
Growing old, coming back to an empty apartment, mindlessly going on with your pathethic life until the day you man up and bite the bullet. Or worse, not doing it and dying of old age, regretting every moment of your life and asking why were you incapable of being a normal, functioning human being.This isn't about >tfw no gf
It's about being so fucked up that you'll never even come close to being a normal person.
I don't have a better picture to express what I want so I used that one.
Yes, everyone of your male ancestors got laid. But only about 40% of all males who ever lived got laid. For women the number is roughly 80%.
Source: Some youtube video i watched.
don't even sweat it bro
Lil' Tee and La'Trine will have 5 kids each so you the only thing you have to worry about for doing your part of the circle of life is paying taxes so that they don't have to work and can keep on breeding
>>28559362
there's a difference between 40% ever getting laid and 40% ever getting laid AND having a viable line of progeny, which is what genetics imply
> Be me
> Be sophomore bio class
> Playing kahoot.it on evolution
> Tfw christfags start having a fit
> For the newfags kahoot.it is an online educational browser game
> "Then he got an idea, an awful idea, Anon had a wonderful awful idea"
> Post entry code on iFunny (I'm a fag I know)
> Tell people to join with offensive names and memes
> Mfw "n1gg3rs_d13" "dat boi" "jews did 9/11" and so on join
> Teacher notices
> shitbricks.fuckpeg
> People start getting kicked
> "Whoever's doing this, you're a disgusting human being"
> Mfw we can never play kahoot again
> Worth
It looks like yo put in effort, but this is awful bait
>>28559309
hate that stupid ass game
music is pretty dope tho
>>28559309
everyone who played kahoot.it back in highschool made some troll ass username and the teacher would get pissed
>edge to elaborate gay fantasies
>cum
>completely uninterested in gay stuff
>once I'm horny again, repeat the cycle
When does it end?
never
this is why porn is bad for u
>>28559301
I want it to end though.
>>28559286
start fapping once a week
When you see your high school crush with her husband and their 2 kids
Implying I'm not glad since I can forget about her
>>28559270
feels like I dodged the bullet
>>28559270
wow, serious penis neck and head.
Lets have one of these again. I finished mine after the thread ended yesterday.
This is the most original post that anyone has ever seen. It's almost impossible to be this original.
Nobody ever responds to these, and that is the problem.
I hope your thread is a success OP.
Posting my shitty chart again.
>"you are depressed anon? Hahahahah what an idiot, just be happy, you idiot."
He's not wrong, the 'depression' meme is reddit-tier bullshit that needs to die
Reminder that pill-poppers are literally killing themselves because they think they suffer from a real illness.
>but muh chemical imbalances
Never been established. This is the hypothesis drug manufacturers shit out to justify you swallowing their concentrated blight. Chemical imbalances cannot be shown to exist on a physical level, and cannot be observed by any biomedical test.
Depression is a state of consciousness wrought by unfulfillment and perpetuated by the notion that it is an external affliction, that is, not inherent in your process of thought.
>but muh clinically proven condition
Your state of mind is dependent on the quality of your thoughts. You are at your own mercy. It's not the event that influences you, but your perception of that event.
This isn't a choice you make, but a semi-conscious judgement. You have the ability to adjust your perspective through knowledge and experiences (among a multitude of other things).
That's the fucking secret.
And now that you're off medication, you have the money to obtain these things.
It is entirely within the capability of every human being to modify perception. Pain, fear, love, hate, patience, outlook. These can all be molded with progress.
'If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.'
t. Marcus Aurelius
>>28559095
Sounds like ignoring the truth.
>>28559095
Do you have a reputable source?
