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>be fedora atheist
>parents are both christians but accept me for what i am
>get diagnosed with stage III melanoma
>overhear mom worriedly talking about my soul
>'convert' and get baptised
>mom cries with joy and we've been going out to church for the last few weeks
>probably going to die pretending i'm someone i'm not
Ask and you shall receive. Seek and you shall find. If you don't know God is real yet (and not baiting) use your last days searching for him
I thought melanoma was very benign. Anyways, you're dying of cancer and all you care about is that you're pretending about being religious? I'm atheist but id do it for my mom if I were in your situation.
>>28568711
Picking the false god is a path to hell Kaffir.
Lets have a thread for Akari, because Akari is cute.
I want to hug her without consent.
Akari is very huggable
why is she so round like her whole head is nothing but round egdes
>>28568627
I want to give her lightly salted potato chips.
There is more to life than sex.
Stop making 3000 threads about it on my board ever single day, you hedonist pigs.
People rather have a girlfriend then sex, anyone can pay a hooker
>>28568579
All a girlfriend represents is sex on demand.
>>28568567
I lost my virginity when I was 25. Until then, I was miserable, I hated college being the only one who couldn't get laid, I agonized over how much better my life could be if I could just have sex. I had chronic, crippling, inescapable depression that I though would haunt me til suicide.
Then I actually had sex. And it was the most disappointing experience ever. Like, my life was a joke and losing my virginity was the punchline. I was like, 'why does anyone give a shit about this? Men ruin their families to do this? Our culture is obsessed with this? FTGE.'
On the pro side, my depression was cured. I'm 30, and I have not felt depressed since then. It's kind of a miracle, I never thought it'd be possible. Depressed virgin robots, don't despair, you might yet find a cure!
-t. normie
>Hey, you must be Anon! It's so nice to finally meet you in real life. Where do you wanna go?
>>28568449
Rollorama
>>28568449
Let's go to a casual clothing store so you can buy something a little more appropriate for our daytime date. Or at least some pants or a longer skirt. Everyone can see that you've soiled your diaper.
>>28568515
kekd 2bh lad
>finally meet a nice, pure girl
>we become fast friends
>she seems interested in me
>turns out she's asexual
WHY EVEN LIVE???
Shes a snowflake. Asex isn't an actual thing.
She'll beg for dick sooner or later.
>>28568434
She isn't asexual for Chad
>>28568483
She's actually disgusted by chads. She thinks they're fake and disgusting.
>women ruined cars
>women ruined video games
>women ruined politics
What in the absolute fuck am I supposed to do?
>>28568401
stop listening to women. Women have an infinite amount of needs and they think that we should meet all of them and until then they won't do anything for us.
>>28568401
Art.
no one can ever, ever ruin self-expression. Take up an instrumet or learn to paint. No one can ever fuck up paint with feminism. the feminists are not going to, like, get rid of "blue."
>>28568401
how did women ruin cars?
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Sargon of Akkad? Is he based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqSOZZleBGg
>>28568325
He's incredibly basic bitch and any time he talks to somebody that isn't some low hanging fruit SJW he gets made to look like an idiot.
>it's a sargon hates muslims episode
>it's a sargon hates womens episode
>>28569101
he's actually a flaming liberal, so if you would just watch an episode you might know.
How come so many men hate themselves these days?
the jewish media.
I hate myself due to what I have become thanks to cultural marxism. And it's a losing battle
Men become exceedingly feminin.
Anyone else have crippling anxiety? I have many panic attacks daily.
i'm not as anxious i'm just miserable and without purpose. If your still anxious how others see you then you still feel like you have to look good for people that will never accept you
>>28568155
My anxiety is based mostly in a combo of panic disorder and health anxiety.
For instance, yesterday I did some work around a low concentration of Sulfuric Acid and I have been paranoid I poisoned myself and I could die at any minute.
Basically every day I am dying yet am fine.
I have depression
Anxiety/Panic Attacks
OCD
It's a daily thing for me so I try to limit my time outside and the benzos do nothing.
How can chestlets even compete with this?
If youre D or below you shouldnt be able to mate
>>28568079
What does she have attached to her nipples?
>>28568092
Nipple semen
>>28568092
The rest of the woman
Post draws, make requests, ask for feedback.
Need a prompt? Draw a sad clown.
>>28568029
step 1. you look at your hand
step 2. you draw it
>>28568029
>dat faded anime girl
>>28568232
Like this, famalam?
Why does my drunk self have to be more outgoing than sober me?
>be last night at about 1 am
>am slightly drunk, thinking about how my friends have gotten girlfriends
>a chick im catching feelings for but I really don't know too well has this anonymous message bulletin
>drunk and tired me decides it would be a good idea to state my feelings for her over this
>don't say who I am but I give enough info stupidly for her to have a good guess on who I am
>two paragraphs of lamenting that I didnt have the opprotunity to talk to her and how I regretted being so shy around her andhow i think she is fun
>hit send and go to bed
>wake up this afternoon, check her social media because I remember doing this andI knew I autismed out
>nothing about me, I'm in the clear
>check again just now
>"whoever just posted that message last night just talk to me? I'm not gonna be rude about it"
>mfw
Idk what to do senpai, Im too autistic to continue this without commiting social suicide and making myself look like a creep
>>28568007
It's a trap, she's trying to bait you out of hiding so that she can expose you to chad and all her normie friends
Your only option at this point is to fuck her mom
>>28568050
What this anon said, right up until the "fucking her mom" thing.
Don't trust normalfags.
>>28568050
shut up. OP don't listen to this asshole, he's trying to fuck everything up for you because he's bitter about his own pathetic life.
Yes, fucking her mom is ONE option, but it's equally as viable to fuck her dad, or your own dad.
Questions to the girls who use this board?
1) Do you have a good relationship with your dad?
2) Would you do porn?
3) Would you tell your future husband about it if you did?
4) If you wouldn't do it, why not?
No fucking way she was a fembot
Hnnng. Wish I could do FacialAbuse but the shame in getting found out wouldn't be worth it.
>>28567942
>1) Do you have a good relationship with your dad?
Yes
>2) Would you do porn?
No
>3) Would you tell your future husband about it if you did?
I wouldn't do porn but if I did, I think it's important to tell him. Imagine if he finds your videos well into the relationship/marriage or worst, his friends find out and tell him. Trust is important.
>4) If you wouldn't do it, why not?
/
I would love to hear about real experience in porn, girls or boys. I don't mind the porn industry, but, doing porn is pretty much renoncing your humanity and accepting to be an object that has a certain value, same goes for prostitution. I already have a shit self-esteem, so I don't need that.
Reminder to all femanons; if you don't have a child by 25 you'll never be desired again and live a lonely life.
Ownership of a cat/cats is optional.
At least cats usually don't develop oedipus complex...
>>28567900
It's actually the opposite anon: if you have a child when you're 25, you'll never be desired again
>>28567900
I'm 28 I'm going to get a dog when I move out of my parent's basement...
>2016
>wanting offspring
Why do you want to have sex?
>>28567790
Because it makes me peepee feel good, doofus
>>28567790
WTF IS THAT A MAN?
>>28567811
*it would make my peepee feel good
