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>>29531238
I was a robot, but then I got laid, but then I started balding and got a buzz cut and wear glasses, and now I'm a robot again.
>inb4 REEEEEEE
NO. Go fuck yourselves, I'm a robot.
used escort. was horrible. regret it a lot
>Met a non roastie while playing league
>make her my girlfriend
>sucks my dick while I play games.
>I fuck her whenever i am horny
>into bdsm
Life is good for now robots.
Is there anything worse than group works? Just, the very concept of working in groups. Goddamn.
>>29531227
>anon why are you sitting on your own
>anon you need to contribute
>what's wrong anon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off
I hate group work so fucking much
>>29531251
Worse, my group decided to get together at 8 am to finish the essay. I put my alarm, woke up, went...
No one else went.
Now they did the same. I didnt go, BUT THEY DID. And they got angry at me. I have to be guessing when we are supposed to go for real or not. Fuuuuuck me.
Sorry for my shitty english, im mad af.
I like this pic anon, mineta a best
Getoriginalfaggotthisisoriginal
Holy fucking shat m8
>>29531211
Your get sucks.
>>29531211
>original
>get thread
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anonymous/2016/01/50-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-kill-yourself/
whats your favorite one anon?
>>29531195
I don't really agree with suicide but holy shit that pisses me off.
>you're perfect
>you're beautiful
>I will miss you
Why do normies spout this bullshit? Are they just trying to look good?
>>29531245
protip: no one cares what you do or don't agree with
whats your favorite cheese though?
imagine having the mindset of somebody that genuinely believes those reasons. fuck.
>White """""""people"""""""""
Just lol.
>>29531191
>Using lol in 2016
Get with the times it's LUL or lel
>>29531226
>Get with the times it's LUL or lel
your white is showing anon
>>29531191
fedora: the race
>Ruin first promising relationship in months with paranoia within the space of a week
Kill me
>>29531164
Good job, asshole. Hope you never have a relationship again
get the fuck outta here normie scum
Yeyiyayeyo
who else here is too lazy to eat? I can't be bothered to food unless I'm really hungry, so I mostly eat drugs except once every few days I eat like 5 meals at once. Is more efficient. I can't be bothered to pay my money or time to prepare and eat food multiple times a day. Too much work.
Hell looooks a lot like la
Hell looks a lot like la
>>29531112
I use it as a form of self harm. When im particularly depressed I convince myself I dont deserve to eat and work full days on an empty stomach.
I need help
>>29531243
>>29531112
>they get hungry
fucking normans on this board
ITT: things that numales say
>nurses know more than doctors nine times out of ten
I fucking hate myself please someone just end my existence
>>29531093
There is literally nothing wrong with anal stimulation, he shouldn't feel unmanly for enjoying his gf strapon and if he does its his fault
Baller thread
>black lives matter
>craft beer
>"adulting"
Anon put your face in there and lick it 'til I nut in your face Mamma needs to squirt!
>>29531067
absolutely disgusting.
Not to mention her cheese flakes will be all over your face
>>29531067
How does she wash?
>>29531067
>tfw ive fapped to her webcam videos
>tfw ive fapped to her fart videos
Yes, I feel shame every time after.
what eye colour is best eye colour?
with what hair colour does it go with best?
I personally like blue with black hair
>>29531066
milky, grey or bald
>tfw hazel eyes with brown hair
How'd my genetics do, /r9k/?
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TODAY EXCEPT PLAY VIDEOGAMES! LIKE COMPANY OF HEROES AND DYNASTY WARRIORS; BOTH OF WHICH ARE ON SALE RIGHT NOW! WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
>>29531016
is there anything else to do? I literally sit on my computer all day, no tv, nothing until I plan something with friends once a week. What do you guys do?
>>29531044
Basically what you do, minus the friends
>>29531016
oh man, steam games! I've bought like 8 and will buy 4 more next week.
So far i've got Super Meat Boy, Basketbelle, Garry's Mod, NEO Scavenger, Hero Siege, ibb & obb and 100% Orange Juice. Next ones i'll buy are Monaco, Necrodancer, Soundodger+ and HSPosess.
Any anon's got ibb & obb or 100% Orange Juice? We could play a few rounds.I mean, it's not like i have anybody else to play them with.
Does anyone else craft Pepes that are never shown to anyone, thus ensuring they are the rarest of the rare?
Would any of you be willing to share these uniques? The market needs stimulating
>>29530975
thanks for the pepe its goin in the folder
but this is the only oc i ever made
>>29530975
Thank you, brother. This is my only OC. It is the cubist Pepe. Enjoy.
>>29530975
>image.png
>rare pepe reddit/tumblr/facebook meme
Guys help, i fucking cut my finger with a kitchen knife 3 hours ago. What the fuck should i do now, i'm scared, i lost a lot of blood, i don't know if it's bad enough to go to the hospital.
The picture is not good but i cut 1 centimer, and my nail is cut as well
youll be fine you literal baby
go get mama... she'll make her special baby boy all better (:
>>29530985
>>29530985
Im not sure about that, it is now blue inside my skin, and a littlr of my nail is going inside my skin now
I've given up on women.
I'm going for shemales and transgenders now.
Where the FUCK do I meet one? Backpage is full of fake honeypots and Craigslist is sketchy as fuck.
Where do I meet a trap to fuck?
>>29530910
Please. Help.Original
>>29530910
i literally thought this was amber heard
FUCK YOU
>>29531160
Think of it as Amber Heard, with a cock.
Black women hate thread
Give reasons why you hate them and post bad experiences
Jew Jew go away
Come and shill another day
Your eyes are weird
Your nose is big
There's children's semen in your beard
>>29530900
How is hating black women on a white board being a shill retard? If anything you are the shill if you think black women are good people.
>>29530927
whats wrong? black women don't want anything to do with you? go ahead and hate, I'll be there to comfort them and reassure them you live in your moms basement cumming on photos.
