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You should probably try psychiatric drugs, robros.
The worst feeling in the world is finally trying them at 32 and realizing you wasted your life and could have actually done things.
>>29527430
i tried them and it felt like my brain was being zapped when i moved my eyes
also it felt like it induced a constant depression, which was confusing
>>29527430
What kind, antipsychotics? I don't want to end up with fucking tardive dyskenesia or some shit. That is nightmarish. I would rather be healthy and strong than a functional member of society.
>>29527430
They're all terrible except for stimulants and GABAergics, but those are nearly impossible to get and cause rapid tolerance and dependence.
All I wanna do is masturbate
what is wrong with me
hey reddit. find anything good to post on /r/4chan?
I don't even want to masturbate anymore.
>>29527406
this. if only i could have libido again, i'd be a wanking king
>Five six since sixteen
>Nineteen now
Is there any hope?
6'0" here, being normal size probably wouldn't solve your problems anyway. I knew plenty of short dudes back in HS who made up for it by going after really short girls and being in great shape.
>>29527428
So they had to work extra fucking hard just to make up for something out of their control? Sounds cucked to me.
>>29527428
Oh no, I don't think it would solve my problems. But it would improve my self esteem slightly, possibly, and I would be slightly more attractive.
>be bitter, cynical robot, 24 y.o. khv
>install tinder for the lulz
>get a few matches for some reason, one of 'em even replies back, first ever
>6,5/10, shy, plain, probably got body complexes despite not being a landwhale
>sticks around, gives out phone number
>during the week she initializes conversation, asks questions, started sending selfies on her own
>Joked about visiting my place spontaneously
Sounds fine, huh? I guess I could try escalating things a bit, but here's the twist. For some reason I don't feel a bit of interest.
I don't know why, is it because she's the epitome of plainness? Is it because of her mediocre looks? Is it because I really DO prefer being alone after all these years? Is it because I actually have to concentrate on my upcoming exams? Is it because I jerk off a lot? Hell if I know
I guess I could fill out some "firsts" on the social to-do list with her (assuming I don't fuck up IRL), but I still have zero interest in her. Is this a so-called "pump'n'dump a grill for practice" situation? I feel like an asshole here.
In b4 fukken normie RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29527284
Stick with her, at least get the kh virginity out of the way.
>uses tinder
>gets matches
>can hold a conversation
>has a girl practically on standby
>still thinks he's a robot
Not sure if troll or a fukken normie.
Either way, GTFO, thank you very much, kind sir.
OP here.
I heard females tend to stick to males who barely show interest, am I in this kind of situation now? I feel awful, actually, is this what normies/chad deal with every day? If so, then I'm really not so sure if I want to be a part of it.
>was about to meet a cute girl from okcupid
>added on snapchat
>screenshotted one of her hot snapchat stories
>forgot that snapchat alerts people when you do that
>she suddenly stopped talking to me
JUST
>>29527274
Well Johnny you fucked up again
you cucked yourself senpai
is snapchat like instagram for cucks? I still don't get it.
How do we stop wagecuck threads?
"My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun."
>implying
Don't listen to them. Be thankful you have a job and can support yourself.
>>29527263
Thisis a force of nature and it cannot be stopped.
How do I make friends on the internet?
Don't like the worst anime character ever created.
Have interests, learn how to make a conversation.
>>29527230
Well anon, do you have a penis or a vagina?
You are nothing to me, silly roach. I am a God compared to you.
You think you lead your own life, but its actually me, the puppet master, making your decisions for you.
You roaches make me laugh.
>>29527208
Was having no nose part of your plan?
>>29527208
"a God" seems like an oxymoron. It would be "a god" since god is a general term for higher deities, while "God" with a capital G references one specific one.
>op btfo
>>29527260
heheheh, silly roach, just as planned
Hello there Wagecucks and Schoolcucks hows summer? I sure can't wait for NEET season to come back. Whats NEET season you may ask? Why its every season besides summer! Summer, as we know is the season of the normie, wagecucks spend their freetime (2 hours a month) at the beach and with friends as the NEETs hibernate in their air conditioned home. This is just a comfy reminder that after summer, NEET posting will be in season for another 9 months and you will get to read them every morning before work.
and don't forget, NEETs are on top.
>>29527206
>being dependent and in a self-imposed prison
>on top
on top of what? You're sitting on a throne of autism.
>>29527268
>NEET
>Dependant
Wagies really make me laugh for shit like this
"IF YOU DON'T LITERALLY RELY ON A STARANGER WHO HATES YOUR GUTS AND USES YOU FOR SLAVE LABOR JUST TO EAT, YOU ARENT TRULY INDEPENDANT"
Mind explaining how that makes sense at ANY capacity? Like at all? Feel free to try and explain, I LITERALLY have all day, every day, forever,
>>29527206
Thismeans that NEETs have thrice the seasons of a wagie. Of course, nothing prevents NEETs from enjoying the fourth season as well, so...
You know what, would social anxiety be a fucking meme disease?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dtglJ5kqr6A
Collegehumor has been trash-tier for a while. Almost all the good writers have left for other websites/TV shows/podcast networks.
I think Pat Cassels is pretty much the only original writer left
The best way to reduce social anxiety at a party is to always have a drink in your hand. That way you can have your other hand in your pocket without it looking weird. Holding onto something will also soothe you.The drink also contains alcohol which helps.
>>29527420
or....OR
you could just not go to a fucking party
Do you think you really ever stood a chance? I don't think I really ever stood a chance.
I believe that everyone has a chance, but that chance slowly dwindles away as the years go by without experience.
>>29527175
Only Chads get a chance for happiness in life. Your fate is decided by your genetics. If you get good genetics, you are basically destined for greatness. What genes you get is completely random althought it you have roughly a 1/4 to get alpha genes, which is why the 20/80 rule exists.
>>29527399
Not even remotely true. I'm a 6/10 dude and I've dated ten women and turned down a dozen more. They were attracted to my personality, not my unmuscular frame and weak chin.
Is this art or porn?
https://player.vimeo.com/video/172143632
>>29527159
"postmodernism was a mistake"
-Jacques Derrida
I'm finding it difficult to put into words how unfair this video is to me
>>29527282
>could have finger banged a hot "art" bitch in public if i just left the house on the right day
kill me
How do you explain the fact that black people have significantly lower IQ than other races? When it comes to dogs, people readily admit that there are different sub-species (breeds), which differ in intelligence...but when it comes to humans, people insist that we are all the same sub-species with no difference in intelligence among races. Indeed, some people even state that "race" doesn't actually exist and that it's just a social construct.
>>29527116
I consider myself a moderate racist because although I'm not hateful towards people of other races, I do agree with the premise. Black people obviously have much lower IQs than lighter skinned races on average. I attribute it to generations upon generations of malnutrition; malnourished people fucked malnourished people for thousands of years and had half-retarded babies. Eventually, the gene pool was just full potato.
I also believe sun exposure is linked to IQ, based solely on observation of addled old white people in very hot places like Arizona and Texas. The sun does something to your brain. The lighter the skin of a people, the higher the IQ. There were multiple studies proving this but they were swept under the rug by Jewish academics promoting multi-culturalism.
With that said, I pity blacks rather than hating them. They didn't choose to be nignogs any more than I chose to be a pale skinned northern European.
>>29527393
"Swept under the rug by Jews"
Not this time. Every Jew I know loves boasting that Ashkenazi Jews have higher iqs than Asians
This thread is racist as fuck. Go back to /pol/, retards
What is so great about this show? Just finished it and it was pretty mediocre. It was a show about music, but no music? Also found the characters bland, not bad but pretty lack-luster. Was just in a waifu thread and people were claiming the main cast like they were remember-able in some way. Can someone explain why people are obsessed with these fat bitches who only eat cake, and what was so special about the show in general
>inb4 animation
>inb4 intro/outro
>inb4 "normie with bad taste".
im usually into moe anime but every single performance of them made me cringe harder than anything. especially the parts where yui literally does not stop talking for ~15 minutes.
the second season thankfully quit that, but instead they dropped the music theme for the most part and just made it a generic slice of life with some light music club bits thrown in.
i think its extremely overrated as well.Ui a best
>>29527111
go watch suzumiya haruhi no yuuutsu instead
its worth it
looks like you just have shit taste, OP
*shrug*
Has /r9k/ accepted lord KEK, ancient Egyptian god of darkness, into their lives?
Meme magic grows stronger each day, and soon KEK will return to smite the normies and bring about eternal chaos.
>>29527105
>worshiping Chaos Gods
Nope.
it was a 911 get on /pol/ that won brexit
I don't doubt kek's power any more
>>29527105
This is the epitome of cancerous frogposting, get back to /pol/ and reddit with your shit memes.
