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Why do women complain about men objectifying them and being shallow when they refuse to sleep with men entirely based on their height or whether or not they have abs?
>>29528865
>Why do women complain
Attention. Virtue-signaling. Pretending to be things that they are not. Probably some kind of coping mechanism too. And shits and giggles.
As for the rest, it's because they're much more superficial than men nowadays.
>expecting women to be rational
how does it feel to be a dumbcuck
>listening to what woman say
That's really beta
Ok boys, would you rather date black girl.
Or a single mother who isn't black?
Or die a virgin?
These are your only options.
>>29528845
Is it a stereotypical black girl or a nerdy black girl?
If the former than die a virgin. No regrets at all.
>>29528845
What race is the mom and child/ren?
>>29528845
Yes to the first two desu.
Hey robots, normie wagecuck here.
How does one become a NEET masterrace? Do I need to start my own business to create passive income to live the NEET lifestyle?
I just wanna do nothing all day, that's all I desire.
>>29528837
Thissuggestion of yours would make you self-employed and thus not a NEET.
Move back into your parents' house and/or try to get disabilitybux if they exist in your country. If you have any practical skills, become self-employed to earn additional money once in a while to buy assets that give you passive income.
>>29528947
>>29528948
I guess self-employed is the way to go then. Thanks robots
Who here /weed/
>makes me feel better
>live in state where it's legal
>most of the US and Canada you can either get prescription for it or its just legal
>cheaper and safer then pills for depression
>that great feel when you light a 4 paper joint after all day with your miserable family
Been smoking on and off for a few years now, just quit two weeks ago after a straight year of smoking. I love weed, but I always end up overindulging, and then eventually feeling reliant on weed.
The good thing about weed is its so fucking easy to quit. I figure I'll stay dry until December, then maybe start growing my own batch.
i enjoy weed, watch that you dont do it too often tho
What I bought for 20 dollars today. Sorry for potato quality but i never use my phone
It's legal where I live but you can also get a prescription like me if you have an approved condition. It just gives you a few more rights and you can have more and buy/grow more
I don't grow it though. No room
>they called me nigger again
Just fuck their girls dude
>>29528850
die
>>29528826
just ignore them, noone in real life will call you niggero
>>29528850
This OP, give them big nigger BBC with some rap music playing in the background
who /bored but scared to try things/ here?
Probably 99% of the people on this board.
i think of things i could try, then remember i'd need to keep doing things my entire life just to "entertain" myself until death
its all so empty, and im like a monkey forced to dance. i get so depressed by this thought that i wither and do nothing but worry, and wish i could go insane or something to escape this
>>29528803
roller coasters are fucking teriffing fuck you
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT ROBOTS
MY TRANSFORMATION INTO A NORMIE HAS FINISHED
MY PENIS
WENT INSIDE A VAGINA TODAY
22 YEARS OLD AND I FUCKING MADE IT
how did it feel OP?
gg OP, you can finally click the captcha confirm and truly not be a robot. Now get the fuck off my board, normie.
>>29528716
My penis went inside a vagina at 22 too.
That was 4 years ago.
It still goes in the same vagina every now and then.
Is it weird that I purchase clothes for my future gf? I have been doing so for a while, 2-3 years, just buying clothes online I think would be cute on her. About 1/4 of my closet is girls stuff.
I explained this to an online friend and he said a girl would be put off by it. I thought she would really appreciate it, that's what girls want right is for you to buy them stuff? Pic related, similar to an outfit I recently bought.
>>29528714
That's preposterously creepy:
1) You have no way of knowing your "future gf"'s size.
2) You have no way of knowing your "future gf"'s style and taste in clothing.
>That's what girls want right is for you to buy them stuff?
Only after they have actually met you. Or in the case of online roasties, only if it's from a wishlist.
>>29528764
I have specific sizing proportions she has to fill out, as well as style preferences, otherwise I wouldn't be dating her in the first place. That doesn't make it creepy..
>>29528960
Is this bait? Or are you really that delusional?
>tfw suicide is the answer
Well then what are you waiting for? Do it already.
>>29528711
It always is the answer.
>>29528711
Sauce?
>originaruu
Those things you ironically just enjoy. You don't really tell anyone about, but the make you enjoy life a little more.
>I'll start
I think Conan is actually pretty funny. Going to different locations and fucking with the people there. He also constantly trolls people in his office and puts them on the spot.
>>29528708
>no one replies to your thread
Guess I will to be nice, but conan sucks now, was better a whiles back
I don't think you understand what ironically means
>>29528832
>tfw I thought it was going down in T minus 10... 9... 8...
Yea i mean his prime was at his first show, but he... he's fine. I still watch his stuff if I have nothing better to do and the threads are dead
Whats your fetish r9k?
How achivable is it
Have you achieved it before?
>>29528698
I like freakishly breasts and butts with small waists (extreme hourglass is best but if they only have one feature and a small waist that's acceptable). I don't care if they are natural or fake, sometimes fake is better.
If I get rich I can pay people to fuck me or get surgery then fuck me so it might be achievable.
>>29528698
Guro
Barely
No
>>29528784
Short and to the point, i like you anon
>tfw manlets in china are laughed at
>tfw manlets everywhere are laughed at
>tfw im probably considered less than 100% of a respctible human by most women and men
All because women are hardwired to fawn over aggressive, violent men.
>>29528662
forgot the video because im a faggot and a manlet so i cant do anything right.
https://youtu.be/2jGSerN_1sM?t=15m59s
>>29528670
15:59
designated manlet thread.
5"9', have laughed at the manlet meme ever since. It's such a waste of time
If size doesn't matter why do women accuse men of having a small penis as an insult?
>>29528627
It's a lazy insult, like calling people they think are misogynistic virgins, or misandrists sluts.
>>29528627
No one said size doesn't matter. All girls and all people know size matters. Stfu with your strawman
For the same reason i am happy to call you a fag. I know it annoys YOU, it doesn't reflect on my feelings towards gay people.
>>29528615
also ive tried every crazy pill there is and i still hate myself and want to be dead I dont really know what im waiting for I guess a good reason
I'm feeling it bad today...
>>29528615
I love how he puts the cap back on the bottle. This and Budd Dwyer are my favorite an hero clips.So polite.
Does anyone have the Interpals chart of autistic /int/ users? I need to update it.
>>29528456
PLS RESPOND
I NEED 2 SHITPOST ALPHAS BADLY
>>29528493
WILL KILL MYSELF IF I DON'T GET A REPLY
I AM LITERALLY DEAD NOW, THANKS A LOT.
