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WHY IS IT SO HARD TO TALK TO GIRLS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I can't even find any.
Work with all men and don't have any social life.
>>29532232
Because you're letting your desire to have sex with them get in the way of talking to them
>>29532232
Because they find your desperation repulsive.
>get to punch normies in the face
>clinch with girls and feel them up while their sweat drips on you
>stay in shape
>have an excuse to go to thailand and find a qt shy thai gf
Why aren't you doing muay thai?
>>29532229
Ouhm-OOOOOIIIII!!!
Muay Thai/Boran!
BJJ and MMA!
Thats the shit bruh!
>>29532358
Don't teep me bro
martial arts are cool but probably not my thing.
always wondered why that kid has a shirtless guy on his wall though.
The Wall really hits white women HARD.
>>29532199
I don't get it, maybe you should have picked better.
Humble brag thread???
>>29532199
stop making fun, i need the girl who broke my heart to hit the wall. she was always all high and mighty about how she was out of my league physically, wouldn't let me forget it. and she acted like she was doing me a huge favor being seen with me in public. like she'd get pissed at me as if i was trying to take advantage of that when in reality i didn't like it/didn't care about it. she told me she was ashamed to be seen with me. she needs to get fat and ugly please please please she deserves it
Why do grils love cringe-worthy extroverted fag-boys? Seems like they always pick them over stoic "strong silent type" men, even if the latter is more handsome. Wtf is this massive faggotry? Is this the decline of Western civilization?
Pic related; typical roasty reaction to cringe-worthy faggot banter
>>29532124
>op thinks he's a strong stoic type when he's actually just a autistlord
>>29532124
>"strong silent type" men
are fucking boring
they use to be good picks when women needed protection and support to survive
bitches have their own jobs now, why the fuck would they settle for someone who only brings in stability and a paycheck when they can pick a friend who also brings in a paycheck?
get a personality you loser.
>>29532124
It's because you're to emotionally dull to judge what is the norm.
>Sassy gaybois = best friend material
>Emotionless autists = worthless
>Obvious optimism = boyfriend
>>29532121
that penis is in the 90 percentile atleast
This board never ceases to make my 8x5 (bone pressed, idk why they do that, feels like cheating since you won't use that small portion) feel very, very small.
>>29532151
>implying that isn't an average penis
Sorry little john, you're just not gonna cut it for this girl :^)
>>29532151
no, it's average. the cam angle and the small girl makes it appear larger
Why are you on here, wagecuck? I thought you were out wasting your money on shitty things that we NEETs are supposed to be jealous of but just don't actually care about like drinking in bars, eating filet mignon and fucking random girls that don't exist?
But don't mind me though. I'm just doing what I enjoy. I love asking questions and solving the mysteries of the world.
>>29532113
What have you solved so far?
>>29532128
That your girlfriend is a whore who likes NEETcock.
>>29532128
the enigma that is your mothers anus
brexit memes fresh off the press.
>>29532063
fukin mint m9, saved
brits should have did it on 4th of july so we can celebrate together
>>29532063
Smiling at patriots attempting to
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
How does one acquire a good personality?
>>29532022
experiencing life
get out there anon, dont be afraid
even if you fuck up, you'll learn from it and the experience will shape you as a person
>>29532055
this is incorrect. being socially naiive is how people decide to like you
oh but you also have to be socially contributive
developing yourself != 'good' personality
first, stop listening to kpoop
When will roachies learn?
>pic related
>>29532015
>you will never violently fuck a bunch of maggots, killing most of them in the process
>>29532031
There's literally nothing stopping you from doing that one. Like, there's a dead animal on the side of every road you could secretly drag into the forest.
>>29532031
You sound like blowfly girl.
Which 4chan board is the biggest dumbest cancer and why is it /pol/?
>>29531937
hmmm
geee
i wonder who could be behind this p-
cant fool me
THIS IS NOW A GOTH GIRL THREAD
>>29531937
they don't realize that they're going "VE VAS viKINGS" while making fun of blacks for "WE WUZ KANGS"
hate has made them retarded
In Skyrim, are Argonians supposed to be the niggers?
>largely reviled
>outcasts
>known as thieves and drug users
It makes sense to me. Red guard are the sand niggers
Brettons master race?
But then what would the khajit be? They are know for being even more slimy thieves and drug dealers, argonians are really more the immigrant Muslims of skyrim and the redguard are ISIS
Please don't defile TES with this real world crap.
How does this make you feel robots? It's possible to get a gf while being an ugly fuck you dipshits.
http://kotaku.com/bodybuilding-forum-freaks-the-heck-out-over-dudes-love-1185678305
>>29531895
I ain't touching that link. Gawker can burn in Hell.
>>29531895
>Kotaku
waitaminuteareyoutryingtojewmeagain.jpg.exe.tiff.gif.bat
Why do girls love cringe worthy faggots?
>develop a crush on my gynecologist
>feel jealous and angry at the thought of him handling other girls vaginas
Male highschool teacher here.
I like to find out which girl has a crush on me in class and then give all my attention to her best friend and watch her jealousy consume her.
Feels good man
>>29531955
this is the kind of shit i enjoy. once a fat chick liked me so i text her best friend asking if i could stay over hers
i also txt her saying "hey bitch lets hang out". she did her makeup and got ready, then walked to meet me. i ignored her for 10 mins then went home
>>29532087
EPIC i bet your self of steam was really high after that you winner
are you so dumb that you even answer rhetorical questions?
>>29531868
you mean like I'm doing right now?
>>29531868
Yes but only ironicly
>>29531868
I have a roommate who does this and it's fucking annoying. It's mostly because she's extremely autistic tho. She also doesn't pick up on sarcasm and has absolutely zero awareness when it comes to how people will react to the things she says.
>tfw no amphetamine addict bf
tfw you will never get any kind of boyfriend and stop bothering us
>>29531829
Hi, please break my heart so I can finally get the courage to kill myself
25m I have a lot of adderall and vyvanse i no longer take. Not an addict, though I do take it recreationally sometimes.
