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>THE WALL JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER
www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2016/06/25/donald-trump-makes-aziz-ansari-afraid-my-family/86390260
Based Donald Trump
Based Emperor Trump
I can't wait for the libshit tears when Trump wins.
tell me what you are feeling right now, /r9k/.
>>29531775
Boredom
original comment
>>29531775
I've browsing r9k for a while today. So mostly nothing. It's numbing. It's quite a bit nicer.
>>29531775
I want to die
Mootblox
I feel like killing myself: so much for my oneitis
>>29531713
This is better than orbiting. Say you can't be friends and stop talking to her.
If you were better OP she would've chosen to be with you.
>>29531713
Kill yourself then. Do it. I mean it. Then you'll win right?
Any other Alan Watts-esque books or movies to check out?
I figure this is the place to ask since that kind of stuff offers the most reassurance when it comes to suicide.
>>29531709
> that kind of stuff offers the most reassurance when it comes to suicide
until you realize its cult style "tell them what they want to hear" bullshit, like everything else
still, i guess it worked for me for a while i guess. check out eckhart tolle perhaps..
>>29531753
>eckhart tolle
Nah, not bullshit, I mean like real shit.
The guy is clearly a conman. I want facts.
>>29531846
> I want facts
> Alan Watts
i expect nothing less from someone who buys into things like this
I never knew america had such a long history with school shootings. Why?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_shootings_in_the_United_States
because they need to make it seem like theyre doing good when they take away our guns and rights.
>>29531681
Four words: white people and guns.
Always a bad mix.
>>29531752
because niggers and guns are clearly a good mix, right?
What would you guys do if roughly $1200 landed in your checking account out of nowhere?
keep them for now. might need them later when things are worse.
>>29531673
probably buy a new computer or something
Right into savings.
>bf tries to trick you into skipping dinner
>leave because you're hungry and he acts really offended
Just fucking break up with me instead.
Normies don't belong here. You know this.
>>29531600
why the fuck haven't you dumped him you insecure retard
Do you want to cheat on him with me? It'd sure show him. He'd realize how lucky he is, because you're a beautiful woman and all sorts of hot studs would love to fuck you.
It's the foolproof plan, anon. Let's do it before you start thinking twice. Just go with it, live in the moment.
who /pissblood/ here
i drink plenty of water amd exercise regularly
>>29531598
Sure you do you fat fuck
water and exercise won't matter if you have an infection/cancer
pls go to a doctor
>>29531598
Do you feel it yet?
Well, cumskins? What do you have to say for yourselves?
>>29531544
So, robots. How do we make Sonic great again?
>>29531544
Cum is the source of all life.
Shit is waste matter.
SAGE
IN
OPTIONS
FIELD
FAGGOTS
>been on 4chan since I was 11
>19 now
>bought my first onahole today
thanks fucks
>>29531541
>bought my first onahole today
nice! which one did you get?
>>29531561
this un
ebay.com/itm/181869432706
Looked at a lot of reviews and there are others I'm interested in but this seemed like a basic place to start, what sold me on it was domestic shipping and the ease of eBay/Paypal mostly though.
I only see myself descending further down this hole I've dug myself into. pun kinda intended
>>29531652
Damn I didn't know they were this cheap
how are you supposed to clean the semen out of there though
Fembots, what do you socially identify as. I know there isn't any feminazis here, but what form of social outcast do you see yourself as: goth, punk, artistic, rebelious, shut in, introvert, NEET, nerd.
Just garbage/mentally ill
I technically fringe on goth/artsy/alt-right/nerd but really "piece of shit" sums it up pretty well.
>>29531556
so, other than shit posting and whatever, what do you do for fun?
>artsy
what do you do?
>>29531533
I identify as an attack helicopter.
>Posted video on my snapchat story yesterday
>Seven people viewed it
>Three of them weren't family members
Post your small victories, robots.
>>29531500
started eating a bran cereal and now my asshole doesn't bleed when i shit
i started eating cheerios and now i dont shit blood all the time
>putting music/art on youtube
>got a sub and like
wee
Hey how is everyone enjoying their Dr.Pepper? You do drink Dr.Pepper, right Anon?
The last time I tried a carbonated beverage was 2 years ago and it was as disgusting as I remembered. I honestly have no clue why people like carbonation, it hurts my tongue
>>29531523
Get a better tongue, faggot.
>>29531356
I drink diet Dr. Pepper.
>got into car accident
>have to talk to insurance people on the phone
>have to talk to police officers
>have to talk to the guy that hit me
Is it bad that I legitimately would rather never fix the damage and just live with a fucked up car for a while instead of talking to all these fucking people
>>29531297
was it your fault?
>>29531391
No the guy backed into me at a stop sign
Don't forget, you have to talk to the mechanic and the guy at the car rental place.
Whichever robot recommended buying clothes online from pic related about a week ago, you're one based motherfucking anon. Thank you.
H&M aint no joke if you're looking for CHEAP (but not cheap looking), not autismo edgelord my mom shops for me clothes
-- Failed Normie chad lookalike
H&M is literal laughing stock of /fa/
>>29531575
/fa/ is the laughingstock of the rest of this site
>>29531575
Fa is laughingstock of everyone else
