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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNYvG-nf3dc
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>>29533248
PUNISHED CHRIS
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Feel bad for him. He still has so much potential, just needs to get off this mental train of his
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>Chris is now a prostitute.
Holy shit. Watching his life and it's slow but bottomless decay is like having a window to hell.

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What is objectively the best kind of corn?

>inb4 "In the blade"
No, I mean the different types, not the different states.
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>>29533230
Depends on what you're making with it.
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>>29533246
>Making things with corn

Nope, I'm talking about eating it plain. No cutting it up into something else. No disgusting amerilard shit like putting salt or butter on it. Just a plain ear.
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My supermarket only sells the yellow one. I want to try all the different corns D:

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What's the best type of peep?
>Vanilla
>Retard
or
>Abstract
Who would win in a 3-way war?
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all good i would feel bad picking one over the others
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>>29533210
Bottom left is the best Pepe
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Representational Pepe is the patrician's choice.

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What do you do when porn starts making you feel lonely?
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>>29533099
rape people
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Switch to hentai
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>>29533137
>not murdering them before you rape them

NORMIE get out REEEE

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If you're a khv you have no excuse to not go out tonight and get some approaches in.
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>>29533065
I don't want to
How's that
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>>29533065
>no car
>no money
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>>29533065
What an I going to do? Sweat profusely, stutter, and have all the normalfags laugh it up?

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Honest truth: What percentage of /r9k/ would date a transwoman?

If yes, pre- or post-op?
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>>29532960
http://www.strawpoll.me/10589406
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>>29532960
It really depends on how convincing/crazy they are.
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>>29532960
Eh why would you want to know about this OP?

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Where were you when Elliot Rodger killed the same person three times?
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>>29532934
My nigga Elliot went full metal jacket on them gooks.
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He wanted to do the whole fucking gook village, but time and Johnny Law got in the way.
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>>29532934

I don't remember.

Time is a blur to me.

>tfw chronically zinc deficient since age 12 thanks to masturbation
>tfw zinc deficiency causes brain damage
>tfw the Jews have ruined me in yet another way

It's all so tiresome.
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>>29532792
haha what just take a supplement you retard
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>>29532812
>implying taking zinc now will make up for the years of zinc deficiency I had during development years

Forever a NEET. My parents deserve to be stoned for raising me so poorly.
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>>29532837
No sense in dwelling on the past, just fix what you can now.

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So my fellow cyborgs and robots:

Females are simply not worth it. We have all come to learn and know this. Whether it was always like this but we simply never had the capacity to question and fight it or if it is a recent result of female privilege and entitlement, or both, we indisputably know that they simply aren't worth it. They are universally manipulative, selfish, and entitled, the biological basis and characteristics of this have been proven and are known by those who have educated themselves on it.

So, with all that said, looking for anything like romance and love as typically depicted in movies and books is a trap, for the entire concept of true love, the one, etc. are purely inventions of the human mind. And, since males are actually by far the more romantic and sentimental sex despite the stereotype being the opposite way, we are hit the hardest with this lie.

However, there is hope. We can't find what we want in the natural world; but our precise wishes and fantasies can be brought to life, at some point, with technology. Imagine being able to order an android with looks and personality specifically tailored to your tastes and your tastes only, inherently designed to be disgusted by all other males but yourself, if you so wish.

For the good of our own minds and lives, we must ensure that this future happens and look at it as a source of hope and optimism. We will make it, friends.
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>>29532728
I already do that online. Hopefully, glorious Nippon will have the robowaifs ready in 10 years.
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>>29532728


Tldr:

OP IS A FAG
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This, Too be 100% honest.

Who even wants females? The only reason you want a female is too fit up to societies standard, or feel loved. If the later is the case, Just go gay. Or, Transcend the 3DPD and find yourself a waifu.

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>wake up
>sit at computer
>go to bed
repeat
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Dread going to bed, dread waking up. Dread going to work, dread going home.
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What happened to the american dream
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>>29532697
>wake up
>sit at computer
>go to bed
get sick of this shit
> force self to do "normie" tasks to fill out day
> feel empty like theres no point
> dont see the point in anything
> go back to computer

i just don't know anymore..

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I'll probably be accused of being a jealous white girl for this, but what the heck.

Why do so many of you believe in the Asian girl meme? Is it the idea they're more feminine? More devoted? More loving? Because it's all bullshit. Literally all of it.

I lived in Singapore for three years. I can dispel any myth you have about Asian women.

>- Asian women are emotionless, cold and unempathetic. By contrast, white women, for all their faults, are actually more feminine. They're more compassionate, they're kinder, they're even more likely to do all that silly shit traditionally associated with girlishness like crying at romantic movies or whatever.
>- Asian women are materialistic. This is a fact. The standard defense of Asian women in this sector is to pretend that their materialism is some sort of shrewd future-planning to guarantee a good life for their children. But it's all bullshit. What they really want is an easy life with a Filipino nanny who actually does the job of raising the child while they fuck off to the mall with their friends and spend their husband's money.
>- Asian women are significantly less romantic. Their idea of "romance" is 1:1 correlated with the amount of capital you poured into the "romantic gesture". White women are actually appreciative of romantic gestures that show you pay attention to little things she likes, in other words, things that you put thought and care into.
>- Asian women are less dignified. They hide behind a veneer of caring about family and children, but they're quite happy to let their husbands cheat on them endlessly provided he provide them with the credit card to buy Vuitton's newest seasonal range every few months.

t. Canadian. Equity analyst. Dated Asian girls. Lived and worked in the Far East.

White women are superior, at least for us Whites. Stick to your own. The culture clash isn't worth it brobots, don't believe the memes.
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I agree but I'd make an exception for eurasian girls as they're pretty western in their outlook.
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This is all wrong but in the end it's going to come down to my anecdotes vs yours so discussion is pretty pointless. Therefore, I'm just going to assume that you in fact are a buttblasted white feminist landwhale.
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Meh. White women are fucking crazy. Don't deny it. I'll probably end up marrying one of you, but let's just admit white women are nuts (and it honestly just makes my dick all that much harder).

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what do i do if i love everyone ?
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If you love everyone, you can't love someone.
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>>29532621
What if I've never felt love? What if I don't love anyone? How do you even define what love is, logically speaking?
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I love Lauren so much

Any other robots in Jersey? I'm lonely on the boardwalk
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Please. Oregano oil
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>>29532617
...New Jersey?

efjgerhefwf
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>>29533382
Yes. Are you near Wildwood

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Who /hasnopersonality/ here?

>always wear the plainest clothes I can find, with no visible brands or anything distinctive
>have no hobbies, no strong interests, just drift around to whatever can distract me for a little while without getting invested in it
>very rarely have a strong opinion or preference about most things
>defer non-essential decisions to others whenever possible
>silent 99% of the time because I can't think of anything to say
>can't even respond to people most of the time, just say "oh ya", "wow that's cool", etc.


I'm just a fucking lump of matter. Why do I exist?
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I feel this feel

In fact I can't even say much past that because I'm boring so have the bump regardless
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Take up the edgy lifestyle. That's what I did. Just have a contrarian opinion about everything.
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>>29532611
> MFW I am exactly the same as OP
> MFW I'm just trying random shit to be original because I don't have enough personality to be
> MFW me and OP are two halfs of the same person
> MFW I have that little personality that I also have no face

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What happens on nudist beaches and in sauna's?
Are the dudes with huge cocks kings?
Would a nudist society have women pick the huge cocks regardless of other traits?
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For the last fucking time, women only care about how large a man's average doo doo load is. Everything else is irrelevant.
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From the bock saga, the oldest recorded history

>The 24th December was Fest-i-val (festival) day when the Disa's (stem mothers) were impregnated by Lemminkainen inside Odenma. On this day the coming fathers stood on ped-i-stals (pedestal) naked with standing pricks so that the self-chosen mothers could look their 'sweet hearts' in the eye and choose that one they like. The 25th December was Jule Tide, the birthday of the Sun (not the Sun of God). On the 26th of December the men chosen on Festival day had to pass physical tests to prove their fitness to be a father. This day was known as Bock-sing day, now called Boxing Day.
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What would happen in a nudist society is that i would shoot all dudes with a big dick.

You're welcome

For future posters, please dont forget to sage dumb ass threads like this one

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