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>tfw chinaman
Are you good at math or physical labor?
Get back to packing my /csg/ order slacker.
>>29530834
OMG please be my BF
>Get a gf
>Suppress gagging while doing the laundry
Why are women so disgusting?
>>29530805
Wait what is so disgusting about girl laundry??? Is it period blood or something more sinister
>>29530833
Literally all of her panties are stained with at least one kind of rancid substance be it your run of the mill discharge or used up uterus. Just handling that crusty shit makes me feel like vomiting.
>>29530805
it's disgusting that you do your girlfriends laundry. what kind of man are you?
How do you into "I don't give a fuck about anything mode", I'm talking about being relaxed in any situation, stoic in a sense.
Meeting new people, having a presentation, being a new situation, and just be relaxed without wanting to kill yourself.
>>29530760
>tfw can't relax anymore
>>29530760
after you're 23~24 it starts naturally
through medidation
Would you go back in time and start high school over again if you got to retain all the memories you have now?
>>29530746
Yep. I would hang out with the asian kids more
I think about this a lot. It would be awesome to go back and do really well academically and get into a better college. I wouldn't be distracted by bullying or girls or anything like that and just fucking plow forward. I'd never be tempted by my first major girlfriend and would be able to focus entirely on my work and extracurriculars. It would be so nice moving through school knowing how little of it means anything outside of your grades.
But I'd be scared to do it over again because I met the best friends of my life in high school, as well as my current girlfriend of five years. I would be afraid to mess all that up and risk not charming them the way I did when I was young.
>>29530746
If I could press a button that brings me back to 2008 when I was 17, I'd do it.
>I would fuck the cutie who was interested in me insted of ignoring her out of fear
>I would try to keep my friend from killing himself
>I could try out so many things so much earlier
Anyone else jerk off to nothing here? Like I don't watch porn or think of anything sexual I just rub my dick while doing something else until I cum. Just me?
I'm the same anon. Although I usually give up before I even started because I'm so tired all the time.
High level m8.
Not quite the same, but I also don't really like to watch porn. I get most aroused when I'm taking about lewd stuff with someone else.
>tfw you take a shit and its a literal brick
>>29530716
>tfw you take a shit and its a literal brick
That's impossible
>>29530745
Oh anon, you card...
>>29530716
leave isley alone
Assuming you could bang any girl you wanted, what would be the youngest you'd go, robots?
I wouldn't bang a girl because it's a waste of my time and I don't want to have children. I don't let my actions be controlled by animalistic instincts like some dumbfuck ape
Fuck off fbi
Take this shit to >>>/b/ if you want to bait newfags
>>29530734
I-I don't know what you're talking aboutfuck
This is it guys i've lost my fucking mind with anger watching this shitty documentary. I'll post the Youtube link of the video below but here's the spoilers
>24 physically healthy female
>about average looks
>depressed
>has other fellow roastie friends to support her
>has caring family who are doing everything they can to help her
>film crew videotape her final 2 weeks before she euthanizes herself
>reason being for mentally unfit
>assisted an hero day finally comes up
>she declines
>goes on living and makes "inspirational" quote before documentary ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWWkUzkfJ4M
This is no joke, Belgium actually fucking granted her permission to actually get herself euthanized
Based as fuck
>woman
It was obvious attention whoring. Female suicide only exist because dumb bitches tend to overdo their call for attention ending up dead.
GODDAMNIT
women are a meme. She literally used depression and the threat of suicide for attention and went THIS FAR and still didn't rid the world of her roastmeat.
GODFUCKINGDAMNIT if the beta uprising doesn't start soon I'll have to take matters into my own hands AGAIN
Hey guys, what should I do?
I want to go play kickball with my friends tonight, but my girlfriend wants me to go to some restaurant with her friends. What should I do?
Jack off and play some kick ball!
Stay in your room and browse r9k
>>29530668
EZ question
Ask your gf to play or support you playing kickball and ask to go to dinner afterwards.
Is this all life has to offer?
>>29530648
Yeah boyo :^)
evangelion, yes.
the only anime i actually enjoy
For us.
For us.
I got this in the mail today. I think I'm gonna do it, /r9k/. I'm tried of being a NEET, might as well try and pull a Hitler and go from loser to hero.
Dubs decides the branch I join.
6 Decides my job.
>>29530573
Navy Seal
>66 get
>>29530573
army cook
>>29531221
Reroll faggot, you will go through BUDS if I have anything to say in the matter
ASMR newfag here.
Where can I find a qt asian to do a custom video for me? I am willing to pay any amount of money I just need something very specific. Google hasn't helped.
Also, qt asian thread because the emptiness in my heart is addicting.
>>29530561
Kyungri so perf
Can't help but what was your request gonna be about? Some fucked fetish or what?
>>29530606
I just want a cute asian girl to seductively tell me I'm a worthless POS and generally make me feel worse about myself than I already do. I want her to push me over the edge and convince me to kill myself.
>one chance at life
>born as a male
Why can't I slut myself up to the top like women do? I want life on easy mode too
>>29530515
It's never too late to start your hormone treatment anon. You can already start practicing with your butt until Chad turns you into his personal cumrag.
>>29530515
why would you want to become the enemy?
As a female I have little sympathy for this. However you can whore for me if you like.
Hey guys, my name is Baldwin and I've been lurking here for a while and I want to ask if I'm a robot.
>no gf
>khv
>people laugh when they see me
>no friends
>Shaved my hair hoping to look cool, now nobody wants to talk with me
Am I a robot, r9k?
>>29530507
Hi Baldwin, if you wallow in self loathing then you are a robot.
Drop a couple of pounds, get a nice haircut and a tan. You look like a cancer patient, but you're not innately ugly. You have a completely normal face. There's nothing stopping you from looking like a normal person aside from you.
Acting like a normal person might not be a choice, but hey you could at least be handsome.
>>29530507
99% of men (who aren't black) look like complete shit bald. get some hair.
My 13yr sister is getting fucked 5 meters from me
There's just two shity doors and a narrow hall so no sound insulation whatsoever
Still haven't lost my virginity and she's already done it
I want of this ride...
General normies taunting I guess
>>29530497
Thank KEK that I'm an only child.
>>29530497
How the fuck is your 13 year old sister losing her virginity at fucking 13
go in there and rip that little 13 year old faggot off your sister and throw him out of your house, your sister is going to grow up to be a slut at this rate anon
>>29530497
>at work
>attractive coworker is super nice to me
>can't tell if genuine or mere pity
JUST
She's so nice it actually hurts. she even said to come talk to her if I needed to. Can normies see into my being?
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