Am I a robot
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Hey guys, my name is Baldwin and I've been lurking here for a while and I want to ask if I'm a robot.
>no gf
>khv
>people laugh when they see me
>no friends
>Shaved my hair hoping to look cool, now nobody wants to talk with me
Am I a robot, r9k?
>>29530507
Hi Baldwin, if you wallow in self loathing then you are a robot.
Drop a couple of pounds, get a nice haircut and a tan. You look like a cancer patient, but you're not innately ugly. You have a completely normal face. There's nothing stopping you from looking like a normal person aside from you.
Acting like a normal person might not be a choice, but hey you could at least be handsome.
>>29530507
99% of men (who aren't black) look like complete shit bald. get some hair.
>>29530507
Good luck on recovering from cancer, I'm praying for you buddy
>>29530599
This
DON'T GO BALD
GET AT LEAST A MILITARY HAIRCUT
>>29530579
>>29530864
What do you mean I look like a cancer patient?
>>29530507
LOL! Look at this pasty cumskin neo-nazi. Stay out da hood, witcho white ass.
>>29531185In all honesty, you look like Syd Barrett circa 1975
>>29530507
You'd do better if you look like this beauty
Why do you look like you're on your way to an audition to be a Ninja Turtle
>>29530579
>a tan
Don't listen to this mega cuck, tans are absolutely terrible
>Baldwin
>is bald
Kek
>>29531506
You're truly the first to notice this, thank you...
>>29530507
>Baldwin
>Bald
this shit writes itself holy cow
Son, I've finally found you
I too went bald. I look retarded, even my actual autistic cousin looks less autistic than my bald ass.
>>29532224
>>29530507
Is Baldwin the new Eggman, I mean: look at this bald, leathery turd.
is that rich evans?
