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btw thanks based personnel for deleting the BP threads
mods are awake
normies will feel the quake
>>29172859
the roastie(you) can delete until her face turns blue, boipucci is love, your pandering by putting the face of woman hate on pucci hate cannot and will not stop it, so go ahead and keep making monster girl threads, burger threads, roach threads, tall guy short girl threads, whore buying threads etc, it doesn't matter
you cannot escape the reality
>>29172859
>muh women in STEMoriginal posting
How does it feel to know you'll never (NEVER) have your foreskin and all its associated sensory nerves back?
How does it feel to know that you will never feel the same pleasure we feel?
How does it feel to know that you will always have a glans that looks like the Sahara desert?
>inb4 "you're just an uncut American who's ashamed of being uncut"
I'm actually European, cutfags :)
Bump. You won't get away this time, cutties >:)
>>29172757
keep spreading the good word friendo
Bump, lads. I need cutties to see this,
>>29172858
I will, senpai.
Is the Big Mac the perfect sandwich?
He's enjoyable, not difficult, simple yet great, but most of the people avoid it as it's not "cool" to have a Big Mac
Just like us
>>29172164
sry but my mom refuse to buy me macdonalds so all I eat is greek yoghurt and dinner to be honest
How many of these should I put you down for?
how do i stop jackin off 6 times a day
inb4 get a job
do not look at pornography and do not rub on your penis
>>29172096
get a job
origami
Work out
Get a hobby outside the house
Get a job
its so much easier than acid and whatever just get on a motor boat and put a weight on the body
AND ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND
>>29171688
Sometimes it's risky to travel to the ocean with a body in the car.
>>29171688
They do, I think it's more getting caught by coast guards. And you have to have a boat, who the fuck has a boat?
Ala Dexter
>>29171752
most people around where I live have boat licences and coast guards are like something that you have like a 0.1% chance of even seeing around you
let alone bothering you
Does this board really have many NEETs that live a life of luxury due to any inheritances or governmental NEETbux? I think I remember a /r9k/ NEET getting 1000 yurobucks a month from the government by doing absolutely nothing, but it might have been too long ago.
If so, wagies will literally never recover from this brutal attack on their shitty "lifestyle".
I've got a 100k inheritance I plan to live off of for a number of years. Once it runs out I don't know what I'm going to do but in the meantime my NEET lifestyle thrives. I have no responsibilities and I do whatever I want every day.
>>29171287
family business Neet here. i am paid a professor's wage just for being me. when i inherit the business i will get paid a CEO's salary (but unfortunately i'll have to do some minimal work or simply employ a manager)
i am too busy being drunk and depressed
>>29171344
Why are you depressed when you're living the objectively best life someone could ever ask for? You can smite the wagies every single day because your lifestyle is infinitely superior.
Why don't more robots play magic? It's really fun and robots would fit in just fine, it's a quite welcoming community aswell.
It's a pretty fun game.
Magic started going downhill with Mirrodin and hit bedrock with Ravnica imo. It briefly got revived with Innistrad, but now they're shitting on it with a spinoff expansion. And in the meantime, they released abominations such as Khans of Tarkir and Blizzard started aping their spiel for free. It's ovah I tell you! MTG peaked with the Weatherlight Saga and Urza blocks in 1997 - 99.
>>29171300
You're probably right, never played it back then but i think there is still some charm to it. Hearthstone gets boring after 10 minutes but playing magic doesnt get that tiresome imo.
Revival edition
>>29170810
Lost cause to be honest. The idiots have taken over.
>>29171468
ugh
It was worth a shot atleastBut even then that's debatable
>no clingy person in louisville ky
i do not have a car so am always in me room.
>tfw meet someone who says they are clingy
>has a job and does not reply instant or always says 'later' but does not do it later.
>been single since 07
last thread reached cap
>>29157437
>>29170458
What is this? WHAT IS THIS???!!!
DELETE
DELETE
DELETEEEEE
>>29170478
I beat you to it, lad.
Come on, anons. Don't you want to be comfy?
anxietybros, how the FUCK can you drive on the freeway? how am i going to get my license?
You don't. You let daddy drive you to places.
>>29170278
Who knows senpai, I've been taking Zoloft and thinking about learning to drive soon though. But once I learn I'll probably never bother actually driving
keep driving, kiddo. you'll get desensitized to it. pretend it's a video game and you're main objective is to not get rekt.
>freeze watermelon halfway
>scoop all the melon into a blender
>drink it down
God damn is this refreshing on a hot summer day.
Nevermind, don't drink this.
The cool temperature and smooth texture trick you into thinking it's much less dense, you drink it like water, and then you feel terrible.
Mango, bannana, about 5 strawberries and a handful of ice. Blend until smooth, and you have yourself a bomb as smoothie. Add a mint leaf for aesthetic and boom you're set for a refreshing as afternoon man
>>29169676
hmm.....someone post the gif of the grrl popping melons with her thighs
Guys, I have a confession to make: For the last few months, people have been nothing more than a game to me.
It started somewhat innocently. I saw a thread someone posted here and decided to try it for a few laughs. I was surprised to find out that it didn't lead to angry men and women telling me to fuck off. Instead, I found that the people there seemed to actually accept me strategically planting ideas into their heads. It was kind of weird, so I decided to continue for a few more months, in the hopes of cementing the ideas in their heads and playing mind games.
Imagine my surprise when I found all of you fags could be manipulated to do just about anything you could imagine. There were even points where I got bored so I moved on to my next victim. And guess what: everyone of the billions of you dirty little roaches are gullible and unsuspecting. Meanwhile, I looked back at my past victims, only to find every single one was self-loathing and women hating. That's when I realized just how much Ioved what I was doing.
I'm not even sorry guys, I've made my decision: I will continue to use people for my personal advantage and entertainment. I hope you all don't believe I actually care about you.
>>29168514
Me as well and that is an honest statement.
I don't hate women yet, but you got me good with the Jew meme
>>29168742
me on the far right
why do you make these threads? Are you trying to impress us with your power complex?
Any normies browsing this board? Get in here fellas. Take refuge.
/sp/ reporting
l m a o
Just finished my 4th wank desu baka
>29167871
Thankk god I made it inside in time, robots are disgusting.
What is the saddest picture you have saved /r9k/?
No one is late.
>>29165898
If you guys havent seen the docco 'the bridge', i highly recommend it.
sad birthday pics always give me feelings
If your lives are so miserable. why don't you actually try changing something?
>>29176812
fuck your life fuck you
>>29176812
Because languishing in their misery is easier
My father abuses me. I have no where to go. I am mentally ill. I have no education or resources. I am fucked.
