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We post cute things our gfs do that brightens our day
>she loves to bake and wear an apron
>she would bear hug my arm when we are sleeping
>she would dig her head into my shoulder whenever she feels sleepy.
>she "likes" your friend Tyrone's shirtless pic on Facebook
So you know what Board this is?
>she drinks all my alcohol because she is an alcohol abuser and pees my bed
How does this picture of a beautiful woman make you feel?
Who's this alien.
>>29174529
Is this Dark Souls 4 concept art
>>29174529
It makes me feel like saying GOODBYE HORSES no memes. That's the actual compulsion I feel at encountering this image.
I'M FLYING OVER YOUUUUU
>gf and I break up 3 months ago
>first month is miserable
>2nd and 3rd I get my shit together
>visit her today to grab some of my things from her place
>she slips and almost calls me babe, cuts short before she finished the word
>instant depression
>cry all the way home
I thought I was over it. Now I'm right back in this shit. What do I do
Cut off all contact, get rid of anything that reminds you of her.7 years later and I still have dreams with her in it, the feels will never leave the subconscious
>>29174519
>gf
get >>>/out/ normie and never come back
>>29174541
7 years??? Holy fuck might as well end it now. We were together for four years, the only girl ive ever loved. I've was having dreams about her like 3 times a week but they've stopped in the last month
HOLY SHIT FEMBOTS BTFO
All women on /r9k/ have been BTFO
Evacuate from /r9k/ now it's FUCKING OVER
>>29174459
This was posted more than a year ago.
>>29174459
Makes sense now that you think about it. The womenlet meme was created by shortys hmmmm.
>>29174459
PPP was a good meme and mostly dudes were making them. There was that one Swedish dude that made like 90% of them. It had a lot of things going for it, a comfy factor, delusion, insanity, poopoo peepee, idealism, deep lore
post your wikiHow faps
thank you wikihow
will this do? all i've got
best wikihow i've got
Hey anon, can you do me a favor? Can you stop staring at me? It's really creepy
>>29174332
her face is actually really ugly
>>29174332
I'm not staring, I'm trying to find your tits.
Sure. Let me just take a picture so I can fap to you at home.
should we let her know we know her secret?
>>29174302
I don't know what's going on here but always a yes to see roasties getting toasty.
>>29174302
Who? Why? Whatis her secret?
>>29174329
She did a porn scene for some quick cash a few years back and thinks nobody knows
RIP Chad
You'll be missed :,(
>>29174283
If you think that's a Chad, you are severly retarded.
Damn, that's a terribly written headline. Poor dude
Dude is fugly. probs killed himself cuz he knew it. really makes u think...
Hello, it is me. The King. There has been a lot of racket about my special nuggets. I would like to clear any discrepencies and show the falsities in any rumors floating around. Ask me anything, but please address me as "His Sauciness".
your sauciness, why do you have nuggers, chicken fries, chicken rings, but NO TENDIES?!
>>29174286
Here at Burger King we are very comaervative. We believe tendies should only be enjoyed between a mother and the recipient of the "Good Boy Points".
>pass by Burger King because I got an extended lunch at work
>order an Angriest Whopper
>stand around waiting for it
>ask them whats going on 15 minutes later
>"oh we are cooking your angry onions
>tell him I just saw the other guy come out of the freezer with them
>get a free hotdog
>the soda machine is basically empty
>floor wet
>get a wet sign
>no fucking condiments outside
>fill out the satisfaction survey for the free fries
>get a $10 via a text a week later
>mfw
how can i/we make money with minimal time, effort, investment and without leaving the house or tent too much.
>want alot of money
>don't want to work hard
I suggest you rethink your approach. Life is rough shit for people who aren't born rich
>>29174112
amazon mechanical turk and stuff like that.
>>29174156
i dont care about having lots, just enough to occassioanlly repair broken shit, wifi and whatever food i dont grow myself
>Kiernan will never be your girlfriend
>You will never take her to the revival house to watch Jean-Luc Godard films
>You will never go to the park and listen to Van Morrison's Astral Weeks while lying on the grass
>You will never impress her by quoting Keats, or Houseman, or Shakespeare
>You will never offer to rub her feet when she's tired
>She will never cling to your arm as you walk through the streets at night
>She will never hug you and tell you how much she loves you
>She will never know you exist
Life is suffering.
>>29174109
Plz stop, I can't take the feels.
Who the girl is isn't even that important, I just want a girl to do all of those things with.
>tfw no girl will ever hug you and tell you how much she loves you
>>29174109
Didn't I just see this on /b/?
>>29174109
She's just a pretty face, you could probably do those things with literally anyone else.
Am I getting too old for the internet? I'm only 22, but I hate the concept of memes and how they've become so embraced, in a weird sort of "ironic, but not really" way.
It's no longer funny to me when someone posts a meme, it just seems like a waste.
>>29174064
get off the internet grand pa
>>29174064
At 22 you should already know you're too old for the internet. Except of course for using it as a tool for real world socialization and work-related things.
I'm a 23 year old but at least I'm aware that I'm a manchild.
>>29174064
I'm 24 and I can feel my age. But, even say 4, 5 years ago, and more than that, I felt my age too. Felt old, worn out. So it might not be an actual age thing.
I find it incredibly weird how the Internet shills for women 24/7. Even /pol/ and /r9k/ does. There is absolutely nowhere I can go to be truly misogynistic, except some deep web places, but I don't want to risk it.
Ask a shaving cream head anything
Im ready to answer your asks.
Babababababump
What should I make for dinner tonight?
Im bored and its killing me
Then go do something
>>29174051
But I have nothing to do
Lost interest in everything
>>29174106
Go get food. Go to the store, see a movie, go to the park, go on a drive, read, Netflix, vidya, bar hop, etc
There's tons of things you can do.
>I can hear the cockroaches scratching the duct tape I used to close some holes in the wall
>I know if they break in there's going to be a huge infestation because my room is a fucking pile of garbage
Who /lives in a shithole/ here?
>>29173978
Eric?
Original commento
>>29173978
>I can hear the cockroaches
This legit triggers flashbacks from when I used to live in Palm Beach, Florida when I was a little kid.
>>29173978
>>29174007
You're both bitches to be scared of cockroaches
