I feel extremely lonely and sad, I have stopped looking for a job, and all i want to do is stay in my bed and rot away.
I have no one to talk to about this, and I've been considering suicide lately.
>>29173974
get an escort for the night dude
>>29174326
are you kidding me? Escorts will do nothing to provide you with actual human contact. They'll fuck you and leave as soon as you ejaculate.
No talking, no life advice, no closeness. That's not what op is looking for.
Besides getting an escort "for the night" is rediculously expensive especially for someone without a job.
>>29173974
try therapy.
Have been feeling particularly empty as of late.
Seemingly I also grew colder and more distant.
I'm tired, it wasn't a good day.
Stress, frustration and hopelessnes I got through lately made me somewhat of a nerve wreck I guess.
Despite having done all that I could, I still feel stagnant and lost in time.
Feeling stuck in this state.
I wish for it to go away, soon.
>tfw you get cucked by dreams
How do i keep living?
>>29173937
Are you me?
>sleeping
>have a dream that my boyfriend goes over to a girls house and I come over later
>in the dream I come over and find them fucking
>he cums inside her
>I wake up in horror
>reach down in my underwear and find myself moist, despite being close to crying
Truly the definition of a cuck.
In most of my dreams I am part of a group trying to reach some kind of goal, and I'm the one who fails/dies/fucks up.
The most recent one:
>flying a fighter jet over an area of rolling farmland, looked like upstate New York.
>lot of other jets with me too, but we weren't in any kind of formation, just together in a huge group
>distinctly remember falling behind the group and being the first one hit
>feel myself falling and spinning...
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>>29174133
i had a dream exactly like that... fuck it.
What animal would /r9k/ be?
http://thelobster-movie.com/
I just watched this movie and its very much /r9k/, you can get it now on Popcorn time.
Essentially its a dystopian world where people get turned into animals if they dont find a partner, pretty fucked up movie. Great to watch stoned for a WTF time.
I'll be an ant so I guess I'm a commie
It was a great movie that looked at a world in which all humans were autistic.
A FUCKING STARFISH
Gay son or slutty daughter?
Gay son absolutely
slutty gay son of course
>it's medieval fantasy world
>there are no indoor toilets or plumbing
>somehow the shitty eyebrow makeup still exists
>I know the pieces fit 'cause I watched them tumble down
Tool is pretty cool
>dude drugs lmao I'm so high right now
dude drugs lmao i am so high right now give me some good tool songs to listen to
>>29173767
>>29173793
I don't get the point of trying to derail the thread like this.
What would your perfect gf smell like?
>>29173737
Fresh poo
>>29173760
Lilacs and Gooseberries
unwashed poo hole and books
>finally land job
>training period for next few months
>"anon we want you to present on what you've learned about work topics"
>can't do speeches without getting super red and stuttering like a retard
Is there anything I can take that helps this or am I fucked?
maybe some weeds
>>29173808
Weed makes me even more of a wreck and I can't smell like a scumbag stoner
>>29173842
Maybe not weeds then. Just try not to stop caring or imagine everyone naked
why is it generally agreed upon that women cannot be true robots unless they're 1/10s?
>>29173723
>you're a gay bitch
>your parents were brothers
>>29173723
Because everything the male robot wants, a woman can get with the mere flick of a wrist. They'll never understand what it's like to be undesirable because for every woman, there are 3 men that would have a relationship/fuck/whatever her. This is not the same for men.
>>29173723
There's always going to be someone betacuck desperate enough for a woman, no matter how ugly, fat, disfigured, etc. they are.
ITT do the same thing I'm doing. Just a fun thread where we post neat things that reflect and parody our board culture and outlook on life
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RffAHV3tcgM
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If it were up to me, women would be banned from drinking!
OK, Muhammad.
muh sexual liberation
>>29173627
Drunk women are your only chance of ever getting laid
>girl shows interest in me
>welling urge to run away forms
No one else feels this feel?
>>29173600
>girl shows interest in me
Fuck off, normie
Run.
I met a girl in a local anonymous chatting app. She was very persistant on taking me to see Deadpool, but I just couldnt get over how quickly she warmed up to me.
Every once in a while I say hi so I can see if she still shows the same interest.
AND SHE DOES fucking freaky dude
I mean, why can't we life the live like enlightened beings?
>no sex, no greed, no desires
>just science, sympathy, empathy, living one with nature
>meditating every day
>seeing the true origin of life as what it is
Why can't we have this?
>Greed comes from = parents, enviroment, culture
>Hate comes from =culture, greed, teachings by parents
Everything...
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Because we are humans and not gods. It is not very complicated. Man can never be a god, only always a man.
>>29173577
actually you are speaking for caucasoid life forms. Middle Eastern and African nations were predominately Communist/Socialist or Monarchist by nature. The concept of today's fucked up society is due to the ideologies of the Western Caucasian. Stop projecting Western ideas on the rest of the world thank you
-An annoyed person of African descent
>>29173803
I hope your posting from Africa. Feel free to go back to your better societies whenever you want.
>>29173577
Men are animals and the weak lose out sometimes to the strong more often to the more manipulative.
Give an example of a longstanding spiritual peaceful people and let us show you their history of war.
Where is the best place to look for a NEET shut-in girl to be my online GF?
I just want a girl who will always be online so we can match our sleeping schedules to play video games and watch anime and stuff together every waking hour. We can spend all the time in a Skype call and talk about lots of things.
This is my dream but every girl I meet is a normie. I've been looking for so long.
oh and by the way if it just so happens theres a shut in girl here who is interested ill include my skype here, its popsicleicecube
I need to know aswell
Look in a fantasy world because that's the only place a NEET shut-in girl exists
>>29173645
I dont think that's true. I know they exist.
>be me
>be in jail
>for trying to rape a girl
>just wanted to lose my V-card
>now it'll never happen
>be sent to a really shit jail
>be strong and fit
>See another inmate with a really girl ass
>Secoundtimesthecharm.jpg
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>posting on /r9k/
>from jail
i played overwatch
>>29173476
>oral rape him
>he bites your dick off
What now?
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
fuckin robot fuck you
>>29173335
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
Orgasmic Communism.
Ebola Chan is back?! I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
Fucking rejected