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Question: After killing myself, should I pack another bowl in my vaporizer after already demolishing three of them, and being super duper ascended?
Should I do another? I'm pretty ripped right now.
>After killing myself
w h a t?
>>28809164
I'm already dead now senor
should I do another bowl?
these lucky charms can't wait
- t. weedWizard~
>>28809176
Save it up if you are high, only smoke more when you are that bored.
>Tfw waiting for my dealer to reply
>Tfw could take a week while i want it now
>playin' vidya online
>girl on my team
>cute voice
>we play well together
>she adds me after
>been playing games together for the past few days
>she's a 4chan user
>i'm not for online relationships, so it's a cool broship
>send a screencap of my browser once to show something
>forgot i had tranny porn saved in my bookmarks bar from the night before
>she spots it immediately and asks if i like tranny porn
>i just come clean and say yes
>she does too
>awkward but kinda hot
>she says her cock his huge and asks if i want to see
>it's actually huge
what help what
>>28809104
Live the dream, anon, live the dream
>she says her cock is huge
>she
>her cockBut seriously m8, just go for it. Make your dreams come true.
>>28809104
The tranny fantasy is a lie. Real life is not like porn.
>Really messy handwriting
>Really messy life
>really messy personality
luckily in the real world the only thing we'll have to write by hand are signatures
r-right?
Is The Wall real?
>>28809057
Piper at the gates is probably the best
Yeah it's called 'getting old' and has been acknowledged for centuries before some retard renamed it 'The Wall' and acted as if it was some important profound scientific concept.
if you mean whores becoming less desirable by top men then yes
but they will always find someone to leech on
So I'm really desperate for some stinky girl feet, and since I'm not a normalfag I can't just grab some girl and have some fun.
I made an ad on craigslist. Only response I got was from a 22 year old black girl. I'm not normally into black girls at all but pic related is her feet and they are pretty decent imo, she wants me to lick them too.
Is this worth? Should I scope out the area first and bail if she's uglyor a guy?
>>28809031
did she send her face or the soles too
what if she's morbidly ugly
those feet look pretty unkempt, look at their wrinkles from dryness
>>28809075
>wrinkles and dryness
I'm not that autistic about it, and asking to see her soles and shit from a normalfag is probably pushing it. I want to meet her.
Face might be a good idea. I'll see if I can get her to send that.
Nvm, she stopped responding anyways. Forget it
why don't you go to bedDavid
i dunno, theres one great thread up right now so i'm just taking advantage but looks like it's dead
also i hate waking up
F-fuck who is this? I don't wanna go to bed
>>28808955
Josh, you're next. Go to sleep fucker.
>hiya anon! Oh boy we're gonna have so much fun hanging out today!
is that a JO crystal?
alright let's get charged up
>not preparing me for social interaction atleast a day before
fuck off
k what do u have in mind?
Lets face it the only true robots on the Earth are manlets. Because there is literally NOTHING we can do to better ourselves in others eyes
>Be me
>Dreamed of being a soldier all my life
>Fit as fuck before joining, could run 1.5 miles in 8.20mins, 100 push ups, 120+situps, 22 heaves. Did weights everyday, could dead 170kgs, squat 120, bench 110.
>Get to basic, struggle with pack marching.
>Get to Infantry school. Struggle even more with pack marching
>Get to unit
>Am the slowest fucking cunt, cant ruck for shit.
>Train and train and practice in my off time and just cant march as fast as taller guys
>Suck a casualty evac drills, cant carry a man with full pack over my shoulder
>Suck at carrying the SAW and 240, although can shoot it well
>Fail at any sort of high intensity resistance training PT.
>Squad look down on me like a burden
>Back and knees always sore, pretty sure got stress fractures in feet.
>Get my ass kicked in hand to hand combat and defensive tactic drills. So much so its embarrassing and get no credit for getting back up 10 or more times.
>Dont want to be POG because Im better then them but am more likely built for that kind of work.
>>28808901
So why don't you move to a country where you are averagely taller or get surgery
>>28808940
>Surgery
Because fuck that?
Im ft4 thats average no where. Even asian men are taller than me.
>>28808901
Be a tank driver then. Where others see a cramped coffin, you'll get a spacious living room.
Any other robots feel that being gay ruined their lives?
How am I supposed to live life normally everyone around me is heterosexual?
you gotta find and join your local scene, man
>>28808888
you may be a faggot OP, but atleast you got some fine quads
>>28808888
fags confirmed for the best gets
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189917/4chan-Founder-Found-Dead
>Chris Poole died from head injuries after he was kicked and punched by a group of teenage boys
>A 13-year-old boy, a 15-year-old boy, and a man aged 19 have been arrested on suspicion of murder
>Police are appealing for witnesses to the attack
RIP sweet prince. ;-;
>>28808863
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3607714/op-is-still-a-faggot
I can't believe the news, is it true op?
Hearty kek. Well meme'd friend
>>28808906
THIS ISNT EVEN A DEAD LINK, wtf
> 6'3
> 8 inch hands.
> Size 14 feet.
> Fat distribution goes to shoulders, calves, thighs and arms.
> Tested my testosterone levels, they are high.
> 2 inch penis when flacid
> 5 when erect
FUCK circumsision! I didn't choose this! The worst of it all is, that they couldn't do the modern technique since third world country in 1993. They basically chopped all of the fucking skin off and sew together the skin from the root and a tiny bit of skin from the top, so I also have scar tissue which is in bad shape from fapping. It's stretched out and all. Fuck this fucking crap.
If you have a son you better not circumcise him.
>>28808890
I won't, but if he chooses to fuck himself up, he can do it. His loss
>>28808814
how the fuck am I supposed to have an original thing to say to this guy complaining about his penis.
>You have inflicted wounds upon yourself, but now you must rest. Goodbye, anon.
Thank you, Generic anime girl. Grant me peace
>>28808784
>tfw a beautiful women will never slowly choke you to death
>>28808784
FINALLY
Thank you, anime girl.
>One chance at life
>Born as a INFP
JUST
Those personality tests are LITERALLY the horoscopes of this day and age.
>one chance at life
>found 4chan
you don't come here unless you have a problem
>>28808794
>I don't own a dictionary: The post.
Too bad they're fucking accurate. I made the test for job interview preparation and I kept lying in my procrastinating and excessive planning problems, so I was labelled as INTP and didn't seem like me.
>One (1) chance at life.
>INTJ
I'm ok with this.
What's the weather like in your area?
Hot, rainy, humid, too bright
overall it's fucking terrible
Cold and rainy.
It's very comfy.
Cold and rainy the past couple weeks.
Post a picture of your computer chair and say what it smells like.
Best thing to use for a fabric chair is a carpet shampoo'er, I do mine once a month and it keeps it clean and smelling fresh.
Wtf are you doing with the chair?
not posting a pic but it looks almost that bad (visible shit and cum stains).
mostly smells like farts/shit and food i spilled on it.
