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I want to leave the country after this winter. Any advice or recommendations? I'm thinking about Japan but idk. America is too depressing to stick with; fuck Americans.
>>24432999
Like all other fucking weebs who move there
a) you have no skills they want
b) JApan is not like your fucking animus
c) they will hate you as much, if not more as they do in your home
d) they're depressed as fuck and have a very high suicide rate and one of the world's lowest birth rates.
where would you go that would be better?
>>24433025
What about South Korea?
Hello! I am An Non Ni Mouse! Pleased to meet you!
>>24432723
Go fuck yourself, Im gonna stab you
>>24432723
Will you be my friend little mouse?
>>24432733
da fuck?!
Claim your qt ITT before anyone else does
If every qt is taken this means you are too late and will die alone
Good luck
>>24432718
English
dhjnfdkjfnd
>>24432718
french, gimme that cute accent and croissant svp
greek
greek is clearly the hottest on that list
in b4 pay denbts
I'm doing a masturbation selfie project this week:
>monday to friday
pick and save pictures during my daily fap sessions (pic related)
>saturday afternoon
recreate all the pics with myself
$800 DSLR on a tripod the pics are crystal clear HD
keep myself rock hard for every photo
>sunday
fap to the pictures of my naked self all day
I have 56 pics in my folder and took around 30 so far.
I'm having a short break.
Suggestions and new pics are welcome.
>>24432703
Post the pictures fagtron. You can't just tell us about something like this and not post them.
>>24432779
they're unprocessed right now, and I don't wanna look at them til tomorrow
here's one from my last session
>>24432842
Fucking great, anon. This is a fantastic hobby.
What are your favorite drinks robots?
pineapple juice and coconut rum
>>24432559
No 151? Nigga is you gay?
BASED POLISH WODKA ZOLADKOWA GORZKA. Great taste, easily drunken without any coke or other shit
![e-wild-on-with-cindy-taylor-10-episodes-3-dvds-c637[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9AUFHis.jpg "e-wild-on-with-cindy-taylor-10-episodes-3-dvds-c637[1]")
What was some of you earliest fap materials?
>Wild On! on E!
>GGW commericals on Spike and Comedy Central
>Newgrounds flash games
Exercise bike qvc demo
>>24432530
Did you have parental controls? That's like peb shit
>Wild On! on E!
Oh god I remember that. It use to air uncensored in canada. I tried searching for episodes online a few times but nothing.
>Newgrounds flash games
Fucking Franks Adventure man
But my first first was this porn tape I found in my dads closet. I wonder if it's still around
This trap just sent me a message on CL. Would /r9k/ fuck her little pussy?
I'm strongly considering giving her a rimjob when we meet tomorrow :p.
Be wary of the herp. Lots of people don't know they have it and 1/4 of people don't even show symptoms but can still spread it.
Other than that GL HF
Just sent more
>>24432461
>her
afdjas
Who /lunchables/ here?
Pic related, what I just had
>>24432244
The only good ones were the deep dish pizza (cold, of course) or the nachos (also cold)
I'd rather eat hearty rye crisps with think slices of cheddar. If I want some meat I'll throw some local summer sausage on top.
>>24432244
i ate pizza lunchables with my gf then she stopped talking to me 3 weeks later
Who /doesn'tgiveafuckanymore/ here?
Fuck this shit, I'm done trying to fit in, be liked, or trying to please others. Nobody fucking likes me but I don't give a single fuck anymore. Normies can go fuck themselves in a fire, I don't give a shit what they think about me. Fuck them, I'll play all the vydia and watch all the chinese cartoons I want. I don't need to be told what I should "like".
I love you /r9k/, even after all the shit I have to put up with irl I can always come back here and feel like I belong.
I know that feel Anon. Not gonna let you get archived.
I have a few friends (from high school) and cousins/second cousins (got plenty of those). Sometimes one of them fucks up and invites me. All of them living their lives, but they are fucking miserable all the time. All I hear complaining about jobs, kids, no money.
I never had a job. I saved all my financial aid leftover cash. Rent a shitty room for $250 a month. Got 25,000 grand saved up and no kids. I give myself $150 dollars to spend for the month. I get that money from my gambling stash ($1000). Winnings go into savings and the $400 i need to survive the month. The lowest my gambling stash has been is $175. Landlady brings me cookies and pie. She thinks I do all my work on the computer since I almost never go out. Its a good life.
Same here family, I just don't give a shit anymore. There's no point, even if we could fool normies by mimicking them we would end up hating ourselves even more than we do now.
>every girl I know is in a relationship
>most guys I know aren't
How is this possible?
they all date the same chad
>>24432188
Girls always go for chad, there are probably not many chads among the guys you know.
80/20 rule. 80% of women will go for the top 20% of guys. Therefore only 1 in 5 males have an easy time getting girls. The rest are either back up beta orbiters for the girls that don't get Chad, left alone, or settle for the bottom 20% of females.
This is your daily reminder that you robots have no idea how good you have it. Ignorance is bliss.
NONE of you will EVER have to deal with the pain of a breakup.
Consider yourselves lucky. This is fucking hell. It hurts so much.
>>24432115
Most people deal with breakups at least several times throughout their lives, faggot. Spending your entire life alone and dying a virgin is a struggle only a few people know. Get out.
did you have sex before the breakup?
I always knew that, deep down, my aspergers was just a shield to separate me from the harsh world. I never knew about suffering actual existed until at least 12 desu
>when his dick length starts with a 5
>>24432049
>when her weight is 3 digits
>>24432113
>98.1 lb
nice try, chump
>>24432049
>when her height starts with a 5
>depression
>gender
>your thread
>your face
>btfo
>privilege
>transphobic
>misogynist
Haha, great thread, OP! I sure am glad you're contributing to the overall quality of this board!
How does one "take a joke"?
in the ass, I would think?
>>24432037
l-l-le-lewd
You're supposed to laugh so you pretend you weren't pissed off, anon. It's socially unacceptable to express your distaste for being the butt of a joke, but not being the target of low-key public humiliation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZTWNHPuqXH
Cool, a vocaroo thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S43sv9Ipyd
>>24432563
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0InAObdJ0lN
>>24433131
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HTlINPBSD5
