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Did anyone else here used to be good looking???
pic related is me in 2006
>>24426686
you've never been good looking TB, you just looked better in comparison to your present self, yet you were still objectively ugly
>>24426760
One of those pics seems in the wrong order, judging by his increasing baldness.
Only guys being robots is bullshit. Physical reasons why a girl can't be a bf:
>long face
>big nose
>weak chin/jaw line
>over 5'7
>small boobs (not flat chested, just small)
>too skinny
Girls with 4 or more of those features will struggle to have guys interested. Prove me wrong
>>24426631
I think your penis is the real reason you can't get a bf.
>>24426631
They will struggle to have attractive guys be interested, they will not struggle to find men who find these things quirky or are actually there preference.
>>24426631
A girl with all of those can get any man here.
But of course, nobody here is good enough for her.
No tinder matches. None. Zero. I think I'm ready to give up with this app. What's the point? JFMSU.
>>24426620
Be Chad or die 'mirin
>>24426642
How much would I need for facial surgery?
Somebody pls help me get matches.
>Hey son, look what just came in the mail.
Sit down and let's see how you did.
>>24426360
But Dad, I haven't gone to school in years.
>oh h-hey guys yeah I might have a few F's but that's because all the grades haven't been put in!
>>24426360
>Your teacher said that you have 8 missing grades in Precal. Is there an issue here?
Who /don't work/bhere?
>depressed as fuck
>nowhere else to share my feels
>make thread on /r9k/
>no answer
>>24426355
>tfw even robots don't like you
>>24426355
Same, I can't even join an IRC because I'm too autistic.
>>24426355
"robots" on r9k only like chads like Eggman, not actual real depressed/socially anxious people.
Seriously, fuck eggman. I wish he had actually had his ass kicked when people were trying to pin the shooting on him. Fucking attentionwhore.
Who else lives in the midwest USA?
>TFW just started snowing hard a few hours ago
You know what that means... /comfy general/
Post some comfy stories, comfy movies, comfy vidya, comfy anything.
I think I'm gonna start the ol' Animal Crossing save from years ago. Ultimate comfy game.
>super rainy recently
>think "oh finally I'll be able to get comfy and watch the rain"
>oh wait I have to go to class
>put on waterproof boots
>they immediately get completely soaked
>umbrella breaks because of the wind
>all day feel like shit and envy NEETgods
>finally come back
>take off soaked clothes, take a good hot bath
>get comfy in bed with cereals, playing CK2 while listening to the rain
It was worth it eventually.
the midwest may be comfy, but it's also the most empty and depressing shithole on planet earth
there is literally no place i can think of that i would want to live in less than minnesota
>>24426477
Not having to do anything all day rules, but also having a shit day and then coming back home to relax feels good as fuck too. The contract between stress/relaxing makes it much better, imo.
What's CK2, by the way?
This thread is for the discussion and appreciation of Mills aka Eggman
>Who is eggman?
Eggman is what happens when a robot tries to be a normie. He offers a unique perspective on life and along with his articulate manner of speaking, has earned himself a sizeable fan base on r9k and int.
>Why should I care?
No one is forcing you, feel free to go back to your femanon threads
>Eggman is a disgusting normie
Maybe, however he is a kind person and that's all that really matters in the end
>Does Eggman like anime?
Yes
Questions from the last thread:
>Why doesn't he just start a youtube channel along with patreon?
>When can we expect The White Pill to come out?
did the eggman deaded?
>>24426318
eggman has a gf now and should thus be excommunicated from this board
>>24426366
she keked him
My brother's going to Mexico to take a class at a prestigious university for about a month.
I want to get him something nice before he leaves. Any suggestions?
neck protector
Pre-sign ups on the labor force that's going to Built The Wall.
>prestigious university
>Mexico
>go on omegle
>play 2 guitar chords shittily but with a catchy rhythm
>everyone telling me I'm good and asks to here more
is pop garbage really all it takes to make it big?
>>24426275
In the current day and age? Unfortuntelly, yes.
Pop is what all the kids that never heard real music are used to listen.
>>24426518
>real music
stop this meme
>>24426275
Yeah. I used to shred back in high school but all people wanted was shitty pop and country. a few guitar snobs really liked my wankery though
How do you get used to working 8+ hours a day?
Sounds like vaginitis to me
>>24426199
I don't. I work like 5.
>>24426199
You dont
It just continually eats away at your soul, and you get more and more depressed and tired
Need a good youtuber. One that isn't shit. Just something entertaining.
bumpppepeppee
>>24426079
I watch northernlion, cinemasins, linustechtips, matthewmatosis and screen junkies.
But I must warn you I have very shit taste.
Give me a robot like youtuber that is entertaining.
post in this thread and I will reply to you. I will reply with the truth, no matter the question.
picture so you'll notice this thread
Am I a huge faggot?
Is language as much of a barrier for communication as it is an aid?
How come no girl has ever hugged me?
>snow outside
>laying in bed with your qt introvert pure gf
>sharing cigarettes together
>being super comfy
lungkeks will never know this feeling, they're too busy being good little beta goym following anti smoking measures by their jew overlords
>>24425974
Thisis a good feel indeed, the most comfy of all
enjoy heart disease
>>24425974
>lungkeks will never know this feeling
Neither will you you autistic fuck
Where do you find porn? I am not interested in real life girls, and imagefap is old and tube sites have awful quality. bonus points for fatties.
>>24425964
Explain why u like fatties first
im a fat girl help me feel like im worth something ;_;
>>24425964
>>>/b/
desu baka robot
Nigger what are you doing. If you want to fuck fat chicks you could feast in the dating world
You could get your dick squashed for real for just the price of taco bell
A cutie is coming over and she says she likes funny movies. What are some good funny movies to show a cutie?
Pic not related
>>24425952
Schindler's List
>>24426015
Thread over
>>24425952
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110167/
It was pretty gud considering I don't even like the genre generally.
