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>Korean beta friend messages me at 1 am, drunk and talking to me about how terrible his life is
>literally start throwing myself at him to make him feel better
>barely takes the bait
This is why women don't bother with beta neets because it is a waste of time. Why is he questioning it?just go with it you retard.
>>24421102
why don't you women be the proactive ones for once? go over to his place and get yourself some rice dick
>>24421102
He's fishing for compliments like a woman
ditch him
>>24421102
Is that the guy texting you? God I hate when guys try to act all helpless
Literally kill yourself if you text like that
>make a post
>zero (you)s
>This, so much this.
Pretty much the story of my life.
Here, I got one for you
>>24421100
at least you got dubs, checked and you'd
>tfw too intelligent to buy into r9k's rhetoric
tfw nowhere else to go
tfw 4x2chan userbase is even more retarded
>>24421026
>rhetoric
What did you mean by this?
>tfw you bought into it for a little bit just so you could fit in, but it never felt right
>tfw sometimes revert back to older, more original thought patterns, sometimes memespout like a /pol/tard
It's like I'm living a double life
One is the me that's been overtaken by the machine
The other is the me that hides from it and attempts to rebuild itself while wearing its new mask
>Grandmother (P)
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>Aunt
>POWER GAP
>Grandfather (P)
>Mom
>Dad
>Grandmother (M)
>POWER GAP
>Uncle
>POWER GAP
>Brother
>>24421017
There all shit and left me to rot in the streets
>>24421017
>mum
>POWER GAP
>sister
>brother
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>POWER GAP
>dad
>dog
>sister
How do I get a gf when I'm too busy working and doing self improvement stuff normies told me I need to get a gf
>>24420969
Fuck the normies, keep doing what you're going.
Don't let normalfaggotry sway you away from your work and self-improvement.
>>24420969
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET JUST ONE FUCKING (YOU)!!!???!?!?!?!?!?~!???!?!?!?
>>24420994
doing*
Who /dumb/ here?
>tfw can't get past basic derivatives in calculus 1
>>24420958
that shit is easy senpai
>thinking you're smart your whole life
>doing great in school without much effort
>go to uni
>drop out miserably
Well, it's better to think you've been stupid your whole life than to find out later.
you think thats bad? i was in the one-step-above-tards math class in 11th and 12th grade and i still barely passed high school
How many years until gays are recognized as the trash of society again?
>>24420907
No i'm not going to do that faggot. Go eat shit
>>24420868
Maybe like 20. You can see those times, if you wont kill yourself.
>we are the ones eventually cast aside by everyone in our lives, deposited in our own filth
you might want to take another look at the definition of trash
Who /shit scares/ here?
>tfw turtleheading all day long
>stomach cramps from holding it in
>not sure whether you pooped a little or just got swamp ass
> swamp ass
> pooped a little
where is the difference
>>24420989
One is sweat the other is shit
>>24420989
Swamp ass is just sweaty and hairy
Help me out /r9k/ world's weirdest problem incoming
I'm a typical beta autistic loser but it has finally dawned on me that I could escape this bullshit crappy life by simply switching genders
>I am already the low test /cuteboy/ type
>I have plenty feminine traits
>I do like dick
>Years of hookers has made me bored of sex with women
>I've fantasied about being female since I was 10
>Everyone thinks I'm gay anyway, nobody will be surprised
I honestly think I'd make an 8/10 woman and do have some legit dysphoria. There is only one problem
>I have zero emotional interest in men
>The vast majority actually repulse me, I'd rather not attract them
>Sexual desire is gone but I still fall in love with women (of course it's never reciprocated)
Now if I stay male the only real option for me is to join my dad in the third world because I have completely and utterly lost the will to live as a man in the West however that is expensive the third world is shit and it may require conversion to Islam if I want to marry any of the local qts. If I stay here as a woman I'll be a somebody, If I move to the third world as a man, I'll be a somebody but to stay here as male I'll always be an Elliott Rodger tier loser.
Do me 50 push ups NOW
>>24420834
cmon guys this is serious
tl;dr convert to islam or become tranny?
Or just stop thinking you can solve your problems by doing weird shit like this
...W-why do so many c-cute anime girls post on /r9k/~
That's a dude desu
>>24420805
>>24420793
Armindesuwa
Would burry fug X>: )
>>24420793
Well /r9k/'s waifus need something to occupy them you know.
normalslave blue pilled memes that robots objectively hate if they belong here thread. I'll start
>happy NEETs
>blanket pepe
>>24420791
aw is wagekek mad? spending your one day off to complain about neets. lol.
One more day!
>>24420803
Pic related, the typical wageslave on his day off.
Female pussy was made for NEET cock.
>mfw its saturday
>mfw getting up at 10 instead of 7
>mfw masturbation and 4chan all day
Feels so fucking good, man.
If only I was privileged enough to be born to rich parents in a rich society, so I wouldnt have to work 50 hours a week to afford my apartment, food and clothing.
Still, being free 2 days a week is better than not being free ever.
TICK TOCK
WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD
>>24420767
textless post are not allowed my ass
its saturday you mong
>>24420767
nobody cares about your bluepill normie facebook memes, normalslime. robots that fit in here and have a place here all objectively hate you and sage
Here comes the dubs, feel them
>>24420741
Completely fucking embarrassing.
>>24420741
Dublerinos
>>24420741
Man fuck off with your singles
I just realized something bots
We have a real opportunity with this Syrian refuge thing.
If there is a way for us to take in a refugee, we could do it. But only under the catch that we get a hot Syrian who will be our gf.
I can't believe it took this long for of us to realize.
>>24420704
They will go searching for another man just as easily as they bounce between countries to get to Germany.
If they don't get the amenities they desire or feel they deserve, they are not happy.
Reminder that Syrian girls were literally MADE for white cock.
>>24420771
exactly
sign me up
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I can't stop fucking thinking about her, she has consumed me
>>24420575
Wanna vent?
>>24420581
Not really a whole lot to say, I just can't stop thinking about herI'm almost 100% sure she's not serious with what she says half the time and it's killing me inside
