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So robots, what does your mother do for a living?
I wonder if we'll find a trend?
>>24416193
Cleaning lady.
sucking dicks
t bh
Social worker + single mom
What is your power level?
>>24416147
Pretty low. I'm pretty much just a failed normie
>>24416147
High, but I'm good at hiding it.
>>24416147
It's Over 9000 senpai baka desu
who /running on empty/ here?
this week didn't go very well nor am I looking forward for the next
What happened to make it shitty? Why is next week looking bad?
That's how i feel about years
Her to be honest family. Girls don't want to date me. The one that I thought loved me clearly doesn't the paper I handed in for my International Conflict and its REsolution class was total BS. WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. Fuck you Dr. Najem. I don't mean that, I'm just drunk and needed to say it. Why can't he understand that I'm a sack of shit who won't get into his master's program and won't do anyhting with his life. I'm drunk. Sorry for shitting up your thread but I know what you're on about you know. Sorry mom and dad, I fucked up royally. you guys don't deserve me. This is the realest I've been in a long time. I'm crying now, thanks faggot OP, I don't mean that either. I'm shit.
I'm playing Sims 2. Post a picture and/or describe yourself/your personality, plus the name you'd like to go by and I'll try and make a sim out of you, then stick us all in a single massive house and sit back.
We'll see how long it takes /r9kHouse/ to go crazy or burn down.
>>24416043
Oh well. Maybe another time?
>>24416043
Sim me up, darling.
Adam, tall and chubby
I'm calm and unmotivated. It takes alot to piss me off.
Could really use a hug right now
Also, why can't I see the fucking image preview when I'm choosing the file to upload. Fucking Android
me tooblox
>>24415996
Why do you need a hug anon :(
>>24416022
Got in an argument with my only friend who's like an older brother to me and haven't gotten a text from him since. Just lonely and sick over the thought of being abandoned
I have been thinking about the same girl for three months now, and I only talked and ate with her once.
Robots, does this mean I'm in love? How could I tell the difference between love and infatuation?
I have had my fair share of crushes but this one takes the cake.
pls halp me out ehre
If you actually loved her you'd ask her out.
>>24416085
I did. Like, twice. Always came up with an excuse.
is finishing an associates degree at age 24 degenerate?
KEEP ME POSTED
no, I'm 24 and have only completed 1 college course
26 dropout and considering going back for a fresh degree.
As long as you're progressing, you're doing good OP
why are you home alone on a friday night /r9k/ hm?
>>24415754
I'm too busy being pathetic. Talking to an obviously uninterested girl. Drinking. Trying to play games and chan it up at the same time
>>24415754
Jokes on you, I'm going to be home alone on a Saturday night!
>>24415754
I lost all contacts with the outside word because of Social Anxiety and related issues and now that I want to ascend Robothood I'm kind of fucked because I have no concept of doing that first stage of making companions without feeling like I'm shit. That being said I do find what I do instead of going out interesting, so there's always that.
I think I might start getting high all the time so I stop giving a fuck. At least enough to make a normiebook.
Who here has thought about it?
>Great friendship bonding
>Reason for living until death
>Killing normalfags
>Immortality
It's the only thing that keeps me going.
>>24415596
to get fame you'd have to truly go out with a bang. i.e higest kill count or most innovative killing method.
>>24415925
I totally have friends and live pretty good but the act of going into my school and pulling out a mag-fed shotgun and murdering all these fuck faces that walk around with a silver spoon in their mouth while I have to work my ass of for everything I have and on top of that I'm paying for school I don't even need and these cunts have full rides. Fuck
> You never had a childhood marriage promise with a girl.
I made a marriage pact with this one girl in high school and she ended up having a kid with a nigger at like 16, and I ended up with her friend, who is also half nigger
>>24415531
My mum did it with my crush's mum when I was 11
what the fuck
>You never promised to your Imouto that you'd get married unafraid of society's judgement
>So, what are you going to do this weekend, Anon?
>>24415484
Desperately message a girl over and over until she blocks and ignores me. Will then drink everything i have and make yet another character in FO4
>>24415484
>So, what are you going to do this weekend, Anon?
>She has a boyfriend
>Not sure if hinting
>"Oh I don't know, not really anything, just hang out and play videogames y'know"
>oh
>have a good weekend!
D=
is interaction with pretty girls real or is it just a myth?
ITT: Hobbies you wish you were good at but know you don't have the drive to get good.
>pick up guitar
>struggle to even do basic chords reliably
>stop and look at your hands and know you'll be in the same place a year down the line
>put the guitar down
>>24415432
OP if you practice seven chords for the next year you will be pretty damn good at those chords. then you can play 75% of songs from the last 20 years.
>>24415432
>Can only sing, in a band with friends
>We have another guy who cant play anything or sing but he's a cocksucker and I know he won't learn an instrument
>Inspired by Wino's ability to sing AND play, I pick up guitar a month before I turn 19
>Learn that Greg Ginn did not play guitar until he was 19
>This makes me feel better
>Anything but a power chord is too clunky to maneuver
>Just keep playing box patterns and ignore chords
>3 years later I can play competently, improv songs and do solos and shit
>Still can't do most chords on the first 4 frets.
Weak-willed kek
>>24415432
Hey where are you? Send me your exact coordinates so I can fly over there and lay the smack down on your jabroni ass!
I'm pretty drunk right now /r9k/. I want a comfy thread that might help me to deal with the fact that the girl I love doesn't love me back.
So if you could please post some cozy songs, some cozy pictures, I don't know. Or maybe tell me to fuck off enough and I might kill myself tonight.
>the girl I love doesn't love me
Ow, that's so sad :(
Fuck off.
>>24415337
1 down, maybe like 32 more and I'll finally just fucking do it. Thanks senpai desu.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
We need to clear something up /r9k/
I see a lot of you guys getting mad at "normies" posting about girls they've gotten (and failed) with, or their past relationships or jobs, but you don't realize that's what TRULY makes someone a beta male. The fact that we try and fail pretty miserably goes to show that we're actually not good enough for the real world, that we're doomed to live in a perpetual limbo of just being beyond the grasp of true happiness.
You're not really clearing anything up. We're self-loathing and know we're lower than the normies. At the same time, though, we're smug because we know their happiness is just a result of their ignorance.
>>24415281
Nice try normalscum.
Get the fuck off my board right now.
I don't care if you're a pathetic beta male. This board is for robots like pic related.
>>24415281
robots aren't beta, betas are average males, robots are omegas.
>bitch hits the wall
>blows herself up
Remember that unless you get married at a young age, there is NO HOPE.
>tfw you will never piss on her giblets
Deus Vult
Ah nice THEAD I've been waiting to dump these
Whores who got btfo by isis
>>24416149
Whore blown the fuck out by Isis #2
