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>be me
>fix old phone screen for gf
>send her picture of fixed phone
>Pof app is on first page
>mfw
It's going to be alright, child.
You see, sometimes two people fall out of love...
>>24407602kek
I'm sorry you had to find out like this bro
Can someone explain what's going on to me
If you want to feel nostalgia and tfw no gf, I recommend this game to you, robots.
I'm at first chapter and i already feel sad..
Sounds like a digital ripoff
>>24407765
It's free on steam, so I dont see how you can get ripped off
how does one even ask a girl out?
RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>24407545
Art of Attraction.
Make them ask you out.
>>24407545
"Want to go out with me?"
muted
>thank you for coming to the interview annon we will let you know in a week if your the right fit for the position
>>24407543
god fuck this
my therapist better get me on disability
>>24407543
kek, Im such a boss, EVERY SINGLE job ive went for, I got hired on the spot. Too Bad you people are retarded
>>24407623
Good for you, kid.
You have 10 seconds to explain why your beta ass doesn't go to the gym.
your time starts...
>NOW
bumperoo
your muscles are obsolete /r9k/
>>24407484
>beta ass
the only betas her are the trolls, robots are omegas and low deltas, betas are the top of the bell curve, robots are way down the shit foot.
but I do. SL 5x5
inb4 i'm not a KV
>broke up with boyfriend of 3 years
>that first week of sleeping alone
>>24407483
why did you break upyou fucking attention whore
lol if you are who I think you are then go fuck yourself
>Fembot
Get the fuck out you stupid bitch
Any plans for the weekend wagekuk?
>>24407417
Thisthread deserves a bump.
>>24407417
J-Just getting some rest, pls no bully neet-kun.
Listening to music here.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k_144278484062494
So i want to fuck my sister, here is story (does not contain any incest)
>father donated sperm to some dyke before i was born
>dyke takes the daughter away who is a year older than me when i was 5 she was 6
>she turns up after 14 years
>pretty sure she is a slut so try to distance myself from her because roasties
>seems to think we are all close family now so comes over every other week to drink
>today was the 4th time she came over
>keep getting accidental up skirts as she falls over her woman friend playfully
>they end up talking about incest for some reason, i did not hear the conversation before as i was danking it up
>she laughs as if anxiously
>i sit there for about an hour just silent thinking about fucking her
>she left about an hour ago and i just watched some incest porn on the place without mothers to get me over
You guys think i have a chance to seduce her? she clearly has some sort of autism because her face looks mild down syndrome, but she does not speak/seen like a full on autist
What do
i'm sorry for the clusterfuck of the OP, im still pretty drowsy from the alcohol but my mind is sound
Heed my original adivice and browsing r9k.
People who are related but don't grow up together can often times feel an attraction when they meet. I wouldn't give in to it though because you'll probably feel weird for like, the rest of your life. Also it'll make a secret that you wont be able to tell any of your eventual long term partners for fear of shunning.
But what if you were a moomin, robots?
Hibernate
>>24407252
I would moomin all day long. I would stand there and spin my tail and flick my shit all over my GFs
>>24407287
You said it my brother
>walk in
>see this
>wat do desu senpai baka
>>24407176
Do go back to reddit.
>I broke her routine
>she broke my CD
>I broke her back
Only fair.
>>24407176
press charges on her
why can't we be happy?
>>24407117
Because outside the realm of dragons, fairies and free will, happiness depends on chemicals.
>>24407117
because you like the Simpsons and it sucks.
Also what that other guy said, happiness is an illusion.
Instant gratification > happiness.
I don't want to be happy.
Hello robots! Another skype thread! Another skype group!
last one got too big.
add me and I'll add you to the group!
ID: john.smith47614
Added you desu senpai
Who /kek/ here
Eyy why not
I'm tired of hating my self, all of this self pity does nothing but waste time for me.
I feel I can't afford to waste anymore of this precious time.
I'll at least put it towards improving myself
It is the least I can do.
eat a grilled dick sandwich you obnoxious faggot
>>24407055
>I feel I can't afford to waste anymore of this precious time.
but you are still on 4chan...
>go on trips
>learn a new language
sure I'll get right on it
Who getting >>>/fit/ here? I feel like a new man. My acne is disappearing, I'm standing up straight. I'm no longer a skeleton. It's not easy /r9k/, but you can do it, and after you get >>>/fit/ you can give up the roastie chasing lifestyle and turn your body into a fucking temple.
If you can't fix your robot personality, it's pointless.
>>24407019
Read further than the first two sentences.
>>24406988
I'm trying to. It feels great, but progress is slow when you binge eat in stressful conditions. Thinking I'll ask my therapist about Vyvanse since a) I have a legitimate and near uncontrollable problem and b) they know my stance on drugs well enough to know this is not a casual request.
>first snow of the season
>the roads are shit
>it takes me 40 minutes to go to the store for snacks
FUCK SNOW
>Live in South Florida
>Christmas commercials
>Always shows snow and people bundled up in winter clothes
>Clothing stores advertising winter clothing
>Go outside
>Die in a river of my own sweat
Fuck Florida. I want to see some snow dammit.
>tfw love snow
>it never snows where I live
Fucking greece
>>24406953
snow is normie repellant
go for a walk on a dark snowy night... no normies present... same with the rain
