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>broke up with boyfriend of 3 years
>that first week of sleeping alone
>>24407483
why did you break upyou fucking attention whore
lol if you are who I think you are then go fuck yourself
>Fembot
Get the fuck out you stupid bitch
>>24407511
yes i am john
>had a boyfriend for years
>"sad and lonely" because she's been alone for a week
>"fembot"
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
if fembots were a thing you wouldn't be one since you had a boyfriend
anyways you should be my gf
>>24407546
delicious bait is delicious
>>24407504
We broke up a few times before . Every time it was because we stopped loving each other. This time it's for real. We came to this agreement that the only we reason we get back together is because it's too difficult to find someone else and we shouldn't find comfort in being with someone that doesn't love back. Every time we get back together we go back to our bad habits of heavy drinking and being lazy fucks.
>>24407483
Does your name start with p?
>>24407483
And last.
>>24407563
>the only we reason we get back together is because it's too difficult to find someone else
what a fucking desperation
>>24407546
Women just literally can't conceive of a world where things aren't just magically handed to them on a platter. Don't let it bother you man, just look at used up old roastie whores that no one wants and let it comfort you to know it only gets better for you and worse for them from here on out.
>>24407573
phoebe?
>>24407367
>yfw cute boys dressed as girls gets harassed by men
I can't wait for traps to become so passable that they start complaining about men being annoying.
>>24407573
List of girl names that start with P:
Pupina
Pearl
Patty
Precious
>>24407629
Nah youre not my sister.. so fuck off slut
>>24407642
They already are. Better grab one now before they all become exactly like women
>>24407674
I'm married to a nice Chad (who was once beta then transformed) that I met on /r9k/.
>>24407550
I usually don't correct people but if you want a lil tip, the correct work is "anyway", not anyways.
When I have sleep overs with my friend, he likes to sleep next to me with one hand on my breast. When he gets up in the middle of the night for water or to use a toilet, he'll lay down next to me and put his hand on my breast before going to sleep again.
>>24407766
Try placing your hand on his own breast, I've done it to men and they get really uncomfortable.
>>24407766
>sleepovers
>with my friend
>hand on breast
Just cut him off uf your not interested
>>24407764
*word
ftfy
>>24407483
I know this is bait, but try sleeping alone for your entire existance.
>first week of sleeping alone
>week
Real robots have felt this their entire lives you normie piece of shit.
>>24407795
I'm fine with pretty much anything as long as you ask first.
>>24407795
I'd love that though. Sometimes i'll place a persons hand on my chest area while they sleep next to me. I just like contact
>>24407798
cutting contact with people with you're not fucking is just a meme. Genuine friendships can be had with the opposite sex.
>>24407795
This is not true at all. I wish a girl would play with my nipples and suck on them. Tease me.
>Tfw no gfd gf
>>24407764
Who corrects, disclaims his right not to be scrutinized themselves.
Therefore, it is 'li'l' (or perhaps 'li'l'', with a final apostrophe, as Google suggests), not 'lil'.
>>24407799
>>24407850 here; pointing out typos, as opposed to mistakes, is bad form. Apply yourself next time.
>>24407850
It was more like a tip for future use instead of continually saying to word improperly, i usually don't care about how people type online.
it's a really common mistake and people go their whole lives without knowing, so why not fix it now?
>>24407868
I'm just here for the dank irony and dubs, nigger
>boyfriend's birthday is next month
>don't know what to get him
I'm terrible with gifts when it comes to guys. Boyfriend says I don't have to get him anything, but I feel bad if I don't get anything.
>>24407483
>that first week of sleeping alone
Nice try you are not a fembot
>>24407902
irony means that something is coincidental, not satirical. a real example of irony is something like this:
>Sara once had an obsession with collecting seashells then threw away her collection.
>10 years later, she was find with a seashell stabbed into her brain.
>"how ironic!"
>>24407912
Just get something pertaining to his hobby you doofus
>>24407929
found*
i'm kinda spoopy high right now and can't type but you get the point
>>24407929
It was a coincidence that he was chastising someone for using the wrong word, and then he used the wrong word.
Are you arguing about something?
>>24407873
I was going to argue that 'anyways' vs 'anyway' is a slighter mistake than, say 'alot' as opposed to 'a lot' because it just adds an affix analogously to, say, the way 'regards' might have originally been written 'regard' or 'cheers', 'cheer', and doesn't violate an already existing spelling, but I'm not even sure. Maybe I'll concede your point.
This is irony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
>>24407961
no, the fact that i can't type is satirical. as in,
satire
"the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vice"
irony
"a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result"
If you intentionally do something like grow a stupid mustache to make fun of hipsters, that is satirical. not ironic. "I'm going to wear that shirt to be ironic.", the person almost always means they want to be satirical.
irony almost always needs to involve coincidence to make sense, because you don't expect the coincidence to happen. doing something by force is simply satire. still funny, just not "ironic"
>>24408055
My post was satire. The post I was quoting was ironic.
Nobody's disagreeing with you, and I don't understand why you feel the need to do a dictionary dump.
>>24407766
Why have you not banged yet?
>>24407483
let me correct that for you
>broke up with boyfriend of 3 years
>that first week of sleeping with ever other guy i know
>>24408126
Because we're just friends.
>>24407626
>tfw more women than men
>tfw most women will inevitably die alone
ROASTIE RRRREEEEEEElmaoniggatbhdesu
>tfw every week sleeping alone with no end in sight
>>24408168
He wants to be more obviously
>>24408216
Then he can just enjoy the privilege of playing with my breasts whenever and our friendship.
>At a bar I'm a regular at talking to the bartender woman
>She's telling me she just broke up with her boyfriend and needs to get laid
>Says it's been like a week and a half
>I tell here I haven't been laid in over 2 years
>She gives me this shocked look of disbelief.
:|
>>24408099
i'm just telling you to stop overusing the word ironic because it has lost all meaning, especially because the situation was not ironic. making fun of me by correcting my typos is satirical humor.
i wasn't correcting a typo with more typos, i was simply adding to a lack of knowing the semantics (teachers often teach the word incorrectly), he obviously could know how to spell anyway, just like how i could spell "li'l" if i wanted to type it properly in the situation.
"ironic" humor does not exist, only situations themselves can be ironic. "you're being ironic" doesn't make sense considering ironic is not a adjective.
the only time it works as an adjective is if my body was made of iron.
>>24407764
LOL this is a high quality post
keep on doing that, anon
>>24408055
you have it backwards, which you know, and youre being satirical
except its not funny
>>24407809
This. Feels pretty shit.
>>24408243
>tfw your 80 old uncle knows you're a virgin
>tfw every time you're around him you can tell he's in disbelief that you've lived 25 years without getting laid
>tfw he asks what's wrong with you
>>24408249
youre fucking dumb
Mystery, if you don't look like pic related and aren't fat, you have no right to bitch about your looks.
>>24408309
You should tell himyou never touched me when I was little.
>>24407483
>never ever had a gf
>those 18 years of sleeping alone
Areyoueventrying
>>24407694
>>24407674
>>24407642
Keked samefag to the extreme. Take your mental illness somewhere else.
>>24408442
>malebot faggot so mad that he needs to call samefag.
who /lesbot/ here?
>tfw cuddling with your gf in the morning
>tfw she has qt bedhead
>>24407902
>Irony
ok then bud. If I see you in the street ima slap the shit out of yo hipster ass.
>>24407483
Reminder that love is a lie, its all just hormones and chemical reactions in your brain that make you lust after another human being, it doesn't last forever and you'll probably lose half of your shit and suicide if you marry.
Fucking prostitutes is the answer bros.
Im still w/ my boyfriend, but Ive been hooking up w/ this guy who looks and acts alot like my last boyfriend.I dont feel guilty about it at all beacause I was w/ that boyfriend when my current one won me over.But im starting to think Im in love w/ the guy im hooking up w/more than my bf. But I still really love my boyfriend too?
> what should I do /r9k/?How long can I have them both for?
>>24408566
This guy knows what it's all about.I DON'T BELIEVE IN MODERN LOVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJCBYUKMvMQ
Ladies, what are you favorite ways to piss off malebots besides coming on /r9k/? What's your favorite bait?
>calling them "malebots" instead of robots
>ending or starting posts with "I'm a female/fembot/girl", etc.
>talking about dating black men
>"I just want a guy over 6'."
My internet bf of 2 years had a sudden change recently. Claimed his father broke his arm and he needs to "chop wood" for him every morning so he has to go to bed at 9pm and cannot be contacted by me after this time.
It's been happening for the past month now and he seems more distant.
>>24408607
Women are the worst. Indecisive creatures always wanting to have everything.
>>24408621
He's probably out sucking dicks
>>24408613
i love calling malebots creepy too plus what was mentioned, seriously triggers them every single time.
>>24408613
>Malebots, whats your favorite way to bait?
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>24408642
You can call me creepy anytiem bb, i wear it on muh sleeve. :^)
>>24408613
The people here have enough problems without "baiting" anyone.
I try to be considerate though I any time I post here I get called a "roastie" so I guess I'm annoying someone.
>>24408613
Today, I pissed off the cuteboys by telling them I want to be a trap who is actually female. They tried to tell me to leave the thread and stop trying to steal men from them.
Then they said they were going to find out if I post and out me as a girl. They even started accusing each other of being female. The "thread creator" even responded saying he is going to look out for me.
>married for 4 years
>wife has to out of town for some distant relative's funeral
>I don't care because I never even met the person
>stay home
>mfw that first night of sleeping alone
>>24407563
>Every time it was because we stopped loving each other.
you sound like a bunch of high school retards meant for each other
>tfw anniversary of bf's death
>tfw it's been five years and the pain is still fresh
>>24408686
Malebots on /r9k/ don't even have real problems. They're not dying of cancer, they're just virgins. They deserve to be made fun of. 4chan is simply a place to have fun without an identity, it's a place for me to escape and bully people, anyone is allowed here.
>>24408723
yeah but you know she's coming back. That's not the same thing.
>>24408755
Except pedophiles of course, they're not allowed.
>>24408754
;_;
That must be terrible.
>>24408755
Thats a lot of bait, wew. I give it a 7/10, pretty good, i'd say
>>24408820
Yeah it's probably rage inducing if you are a KHV male, although it's true to me.
>>24408613
And then they wonder why we shoot schools.
>>24408637
I dont want everything anon! have you ever had two people be in love w/ you, its hard! I want to not hurt either of them for as long as possible, understand?> Why is it that only the trolls ever respond to my posts
>>24408755
>>24408788
>>24408844
I can't believe I got triple dubs here. God damn.
That's how you know it's true.
>>24408807
It's horribly lonely. He was the only person I ever dated or even really trusted. Still have a lot of his stuff, and his cat is still with me.
>>24408844
Yeah, i've held a girls hand, but thats it. I'm still trying, but just because i havent made it, doesnt mean i gotta be bitter and shit. At least i'm not too unhealthy
>>24407483
>25 year old kissless virgin
>low-functioning mental fuckup with BPD
>no job
>no friends
>dropped out of college twice
>been feeling incredibly suicidal this year, really am thinking of ending it in a few years
>completely hopeless and apathetic with my life, my dreams of being in the art/animation industry are crushed since I didn't get my act together earlier in my life
>dad died 11 years ago from horrific, 2-year battle with pancreatic cancer
>living with mom
>was fired from her job which fucked up her career some 3 years ago
>been doing nothing but shitty clerk and Home Depo jobs since
>we're struggling financially
>yesterday her wallet was robbed and her mammogram results came back confirming she has breast cancer
>we had to drop all of our credit cards thanks to her being pick-pocketed
>no decent insurance
>today she's telling me that she has no interest in medical treatment, that she just wants to give up and die
>trying to pressure that her death will be better in the long run because of the 900,00 trust fund in the bank
>but I love her, she's my mom, I don't have anyone else left who I care for and who really cares for me and vice-versa
>if she within the next few years, then I'm planning on just donating the money to people who need it and offing myself
>I can't live in a dead world with no love, my borderline personality disorder prevents it; money isn't everything to me anymore
>>24408860
because you wrote stupid shit. how is someone else supposed to make that decision for you or give you advice
>>24408883
How old was he? Do you mind telling us what happened?
That's just so sad. I have a hard enough time dealing with loss, but I just couldn't imagine losing even my ex. It'd be gut wrenching.
>>24408858
Because they're weak minded with no self control?
hint: Celibacy is common in religion, people do it all the time. Try becoming a monk, you're already part way there with your virginity.
>>24408755
4chan is also a large place. You could always go to /b/
>bullying
do you mean pissing people off with pure stupidity. Let me tell ya m8 its working.
>>24408897
You gave up, not the other way around, bad things happen to people all the time. Most people can work through there problems without crying about it.
You're a grown man crying for yourself because you're so upset about other people having problems and you want to top that.
>>24408860
You're being selfish. I had a very wise lesbian friend explain to me once how women will never choose you over another person if they think they can have both of you. This is why I don't deal with women I feel are leading me on. They don't want to just have me. They want to have everything because they think they can pull it off.
You need to think about what your actions are doing to the people around you.
>>24408883
Did his cat care that he was gone?
I have to see if what people say about cats are true
>>24408922
Well I just thought maybe someone had had a similar experience and could help me, but I know that you coulnt even get one person to love you. so why dont you go masturbate to traps or something like a good little virgin.also your comments are really rude, if you try being nice to a girl for once maybe you wouldn't be so lonely anon!
>be single until 22
>have an amazing birthday vacation weekend at Niagra Falls with my first boyfriend
>he's white, tall, fit, brown hair, blue eyes and makes amazing music
>he even used voice samples from me in some of his songs
>we share an expensive hotel room together and eat amazing food all weekend
He's everything my teenage self ever wanted in a boyfriend. A lot of my friends thought that my boyfriend would be some weirdo due to my social awkwardness and being single for so long. I'm just a lot more confident now. I'm not saying I'm not a weirdo. I was a creepy stalker girl type, but I worked hard to become normal and now I'm dating an amazing guy who I can be silly with and be comfortable with when I'm not wearing make up.
>>24408951
They choose to be celibate. They also have friends and an actual social life.
Robots do not choose to be celibate, most of them have tried and tried. It never works for us.
Really though, for the next few months try not talking to anyone other than people on an fishing board. Start isolating yourself from all humans and make sure the humans you do have contact with only make fun of you. I would rather be stranded on an island alone than be a robot.
>>24409020
>wise
I stopped reading, you're like a 20-year-old faggot on 4chan. You don't know wise people, you just know kids around your age struggling to get through the world.
>>24409011
>grown man
>fembot thread
What
>>24409057
You don't me. You don't know what I've seen, done, or who I've met. I'm just telling you that women especially like to have their cake and eat it too.
>>24409032
Funny, I can't find the subscribe button for your blog.
>>24409056
I'm saying you can do more things with your life then sitting around feeling sorry for yourself. There are tons of people in this world who do not let things like being a virgin stop them from living.
>>24409100
Yeah true, you could be right.
>>24409031
that was my first comment on this thread. I didn't bother reading your comment chain. I don't jerk around multiple people and pretend to "love" them both because I actually care about the people I date, pretty cool concept I know
It's clear that you only care about yourself. The sooner you realize that the better.
>>24408607
deep_bait.jpg
>>24408607
>tfw embarassment of riches
what can anyone say except try to end it with the one guy as painlessly as possible.
>>24409032
>I worked hard to be normal.
All you had to do was look pretty stacey.
>>24409032
>alpha widow
hahaha my sides.
When is the appropriate time to tell someone you just met that you are a rich person?
I can never figure out how to tell someone easily because I am afraid of being used, but also poor friends will continually try to offer me money/gifts because I am giving with them.. so I refuse to take it.
>>24409212
Just say you're well off casually within basic conversation. Dont say how much or anything, just say you have enough. For time frame? I dunno, maybe a week in? If anyone tries using you for cash just stop talking to them, ya dingus
>>24409103
Okay, what else can I do in life besides be a neet? If being a virgin was the reason for all my problems i'd hire a hooker. Sex isn't the problem its sexual relationships.
It must be so incomprehensible to a normie that not everybody is like him. This is why you make fun of people spilling spaghetti.
>>24409032
I can't wait until your Chad bf cheats on you and then you come here to complain about ALL men.
So fembots, what's the go on waking you up with my boner in between your buttcheeks
>>24409290
I don't make fun of people for being socially awkward, I make fun of people for assuming that their suffering is more intense or important than the suffering of people around them.
I don't know anything about your life so I have no advice for you, I'm just telling you to stop trying to one up people with "my suffering" and "i'm a special snowflake so you don't get it, NORMIE!"
I was once a NEET too but I did development/programming from home through years of self learning. That's how my life approved. Figure out how to fix your own problems.
>>24409133
"You wrote Shit" Oh anon that was my first comment. Oh anon I didint bother reading your comment even though its shit. Thats what im talking about your really mean to peopleim fucking crying my eyes outb/c of what you wrote and you didnt even read my comment? Fuck you anonI hope you die alone
>>24409281
If often tumbles into being used eventually, not because they want to use you, but that they just expect it because you're the one with money.
I don't mind sometimes but also it feels like I'm a vending machine and I get depressed and stop hanging out with them.
>>24409212
Whenever your friend ask you about your job or where you live. Otherwise, there's not really a time frame. Poor people will tell their friends they are poor when being asked out to eat somewhere. Rich people will tell their friends they are rich when
>>24409397
You've just been around dickhats or something. I'm poor af and expecting money from people is one of the worst things a poor person here can do. Time to move or something, anon.
>>24409397
stop befriending poor people, they don't know how to act appropriately around people with money honestly.
just give up now.
>>24409391
I did read your comment I meant that I didn't read what other people replied to you.
>>24409020
But I think I know which one i want,... I just dont want to hurt my current bf. and what if i make the wrong choice? I couldnt end up alone couldnt I?Wouldn't my bf be happeier if we were together for as long as possible too? its him getting hurt that im really worried about.
>>24409487
anyone who is working at retail or fast food is a poor person. Rich people are kind of hard to find unless you're in a high profile university and you work at
>>24409477
Maybe I am thinking into what they are saying so much, they often complain about issues poor people discuss and it makes me feel like they are subtly asking for money. One example recently was talking to a Steam friend I've known for a long time.
Friend:
>how's that game you're playing?
Me:
>[x] game is so much fun so far, I like it a lot.
Friend:
>i bet.. ahhhh.. i wish i had it too.
>>24409391
Sorry I came across so mean. But I meant what I said, you're not helping anyone if you're carrying out two relationships at once. It's going to crash down eventually and it would be worse than if you cut it now
>>24409505
Thank you for admitting that anon!I dont really hope you die alone
>>24409582
Kek, no they're not asking for money. Thats just poor people one upping each other. We cant really stop even when talking to someone with money. Your friend doesn't want money probably
>>24409515
No, he wouldn't be happy. You're cheating on him. I know you probably think you're being nice by staying with him, but you're not. You really just want to avoid dealing with the unpleasant thought of breaking up with him as long as possible.
This is a classic example of women trying to rationalize their selfishness.
>>24409281
Wrong. Whats going to end up happening is a stacy will hear about his wealth and try to get with him. Eventually within a year or two she will break up with him and take his child with her for government gibs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeRek7Zb1c4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk90VynSVow
Thank you anon! I know I was being mean too!Forgive me?
>>24409655
I see, that makes sense. I always feel like absolute shit when I hear a poor person say this to me and it feels like I am slighting them.
Thanks anon.
>>24407483
>>that first week of sleeping alone
and here ladies and gentlemen is the extend to which a woman will be affected by a breakup
one week of sads because her bed isn't as warm
and then it's off to the cock carousel again
you truly are despicable creatures
>>24409757
How long have you been sleeping alone malebot?
At least you don't know what it's like to experience that kind of loss, since you haven't lost someone you love yet.
>>24408055
you must be really, really, really ugly
>>24409790
I've had more sexual partners than mystery.jpg so I got that going for me.
>>24409366
>I used to be a neet too
No you weren't stop lying. Living at your parents house while going to college doesn't classify you as a neet.
Not in
Education
Employment or
Training
Most of Robots suffering is more intense than the people around them. People who are sad about losing their boyfriends don't know what its like to never have a boyfriend or any friends to support them. I never claimed my suffering is worse than someone who broke their face and had their arm cut off after a torture session.
I get mad when people come to /r9k/ and pretend they're so sad because stacy broke up with them. They are looking for sympathy in a place where most people haven't had any kind of human decency to them
>>24409757
All because Stacey sleeps with her best friend after a break up, it doesn't mean that fembots start fucking all of their beta orbiters or online friends after a break up.
>>24409823
I haven't been to college, I am a high school drop out.
Also, I moved out when I was 16, my mother is dead and my father lost custody. I lived with my grandparents until around 16 then moved in with a friend after that. I got my job with a gaming company at 19 for $400/month and got promoted up through hard work.
Sorry it's so hard for you to believe that someone can succeed from absolutely nothing.
>>24409782
>since you haven't lost someone you love yet
stop making assumptions stupid bitch
I was speaking from experience
so obviously I have lost someone I love
>>24409782
"Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."
>>24409885
Not romantically, yes, we've all lost family members before.
>>24409893
LIES! TERRIBLE FILTHY WRETCHED LIES!
>>24409893
Just because it's a fucking quote doesn't mean it's true, how about this one for you.
"Just be yourself." :^)
>>24409870
my gf was a virgin at 21 years old when we broke up, she wasn't stacey at all
she claimed to have been intensely crying for hours on end after the break up, laying my clothes on her bed and lying on top of them crying and shit like that
she was in a relationship with another guy a couple months later
it's been 2 and a half years, I still cry about her
go figure
>>24409909
are you literally retarded
that's some completely assfucked reading comprehension right there
>>24409873
Its not about money. There are a few rich robots. Its about relationships
>Moved in with friend after that
What did you do for those three years all mighty chad? Were you, perhaps...training yourself to be a programer? Hmmm that sound familiar.
>>24409391
> im fucking crying my eyes out b/c of what you wrote
you deserve it
>>24409515
you've already hurt him, he just hasn't realized it yet. and stop justifying your cowardice by claiming you cared about him. if you really cared about him, you wouldn't have cheated on him. just admit you're afraid of dealing with the consequences of your actions.
>>24409980
Why did you guys break up?
blox
>>24409670
Maybe your right anon, but the guy im hooking up w/ is alot like my last boyfriend. My current boyfriend and I started going out when I was still going out w/ my last bf (who really loved alot!). My current bf was really forceful about me breaking up w/ that guy so I had like less thean a month to decide. I dont consider what im doing "cheating" b/c I never got proper time to decide who i wanted to be w/. I just dont want to make that sane mistake again.
I think its better for all of us if I take my time and make sure im make right the right choice! Does that make more sense now?
>>24410005
Hahahahahaha fuck off, you can do literally anything with money.
Everything that happened to me was my own will power, there's no such thing as "fate". Things aren't handed to you just because you were born under the right circumstances.
You are just a lazy piece of shit and your life will never change unless you are the one who decides to change it.
>>24410006
Read this Asshole I dont think you understand my situation!
>>24409955
This quote is true though. All those good memories you had hanging out with chad thundercock would have been better than never having any memories. While you were having fun, I was spending another year inside repeating the same boring schedule with no one to talk to. Now your going to be sad for a short time then move on with your life. You poor, poor thing. It must be really tough on you, of course that is until the next guy comes along and you have fun with him. All the while, i'll be here. never even getting to experience any of that. The good or the bad.
>>24410096
True to you, I enjoy repeating things. You should see how many times I've watched The Office.
>>24410006
>>24410023
Also I do care about him you have know idea how hard this has been on me! Not on them b/c I choose not to burden them w/ it Im taking the hit for them, they dont have to make this decision!
>>24410050
>Hahahahahaha fuck off, you can do literally anything with money
Normies are so shallow.
will you be my friend Anon?
>>24410009
It wasn't a dramatic breakup if that's what you're wondering.
The official excuse was that I part-time lived a bit far (not like another country) and she wasn't ok with that because she wanted to be able to see me every day if we're together (keyword: able, it's not like she'd actually want to be constantly together but she couldn't handle the distance)
but really, to me that was just an excuse, maybe it was a make or break thing for her but we had a myriad underlying problems
>>24410023
>I dont consider what im doing "cheating" b/c I never got proper time to decide who i wanted to be w/
jesus christ, i'm embarrassed for you. just be honest with yourself.
>>24410077
oh, i understand your situation just fine. you're just a shitty person who wants to make excuses why she shouldn't be responsible for her choices.
>>24410128
ok i should've realized this was a troll earlier. god dammit i'm retarded.
>in a LDR
>go several weeks without him
>tfw no cuddle buddy
>tfw going to buy a dakimakura soon
>not even a weeb
it's a weird feel. anyone got any body pillow recs?
>>24410023
So why did you ever break up with your ex? Just because the new guy want you to?
Sounds like you have serious commitment issuesStacy.
>>24410136
Do you use Steam?
blox
>>24410203
Im done talking w/ you, you cant understand me b/c you only love loli traps and there not real!I think its really cute tho anon, that right when I make a point you cant argue w/ all of sudden im a troll LolIm not crying anymore im laughingat you anon!
>>24410023
Imagine if the same thing was happening to you. Imagine if your current boyfriend was on a mongolian painting image board posting "I'm fucking this one girl that a lot like my ex but idk if I want to leave my current gf XD" making fucking typos and text speak. Then kill yourself you once you realise you're a worthless person with a worthless definition of love, you rancid cunt.
Fucking baited.
>went up to a J
Oh boy
>>24410433
I think your blatant abuse ofspoilersshould be punishable bya nice dinner date at a local restaurant.
>>24410433
Not the guy you are responding to but you sound real cutie. I'm a girl though, I-I meant that in a non-sexual way.
Do you purposely use all those spoilers to make me read your god damn posts?
>>24410304
Just buy a normal body pillow with no images on it, same thing.
Otherwise, get some NGE character because if anyone sees it, then you can kind of excuse it as a joke.
>>24410433
>I choose not to burden them w/ it Im taking the hit for them
claiming you're the one who's really hurt by it all is frustrating and would be fine but...
>you have know idea how hard this has been on me
this is too obvious, anon, when you combine the two. you need to conceal that shit more or spread it out.
>>24408179
There are more men than women in the world in every age bracket except for 65+.
When your bush is unkempt and you start your period. Its like bloody sloths entrapped in vines
I hate you, you're ruining my my my good drunken mood. I sleep alone every night.... I don't deserve this loneliness.
>>24408482
excuse me, stop making photoshops
>>24410517
> In a non-sexual way?mfw I'll never find another cutte girl to experment with[\spoiler]
>>24410478
Please i promise i'll try and stopkik???[\spoiler]
>>24410896
Please, if I was gonna samefag, I would go through some more effort such as typing like I am someone else.
That shit took you hours to put together and you couldn't even keep the quality together, I posted mine minutes after.
Women think I actually give a fuck about their "problems" when they havent given a single fuck about any of my "problems" a day in my entire life??? dont worry, theres another chad out there for you cunt
>>24410971
>That shit took you hours to put together and you couldn't even keep the quality together
>>24410938
I-I will experiment with you anon. I just wanted to see where this would go and didn't want to come on too strong. :3c
P-please be my first girl girl experience.
>>24407563
>only we reason we get back together is because it's too difficult to find someone else
This is where robots will win. They are use to being alone so they don't have to have someone tag along with them just so there can be someone there.
Being alone is our natural state of being.
>feel like getting drunk since it's Friday night
>go to bottle of vodka in fridge
>roommates been drinking it
>there's only 2 shots of vodka left
>not enough to get buzzed
>>24411138
They didn't even replace it? My roommate drinks my liquor all the time but then she replaces it after.
I feel so sorry for you anon.
Women, grant me insight.
>former gf of 5 years goes off to college
>has OCD, bipolar depression, fuck knows what else
>Fell into depression her first year of college and didn't perform well, took a break from school
During this time we were still "together" though and would talk every day
now
>going back to school, is now 3 states away
>talked about going on a "break" in order to "focus on school"
>still talk, but its every other day, and no more than 5 texts back and forth, I always have to text first, always has an excuse such as class, or homework
>hanging out with one guy from her courses most of the time, they drink, smoke, play vidya
What the fuck is going on?
How likely is she to cheat?
Does she even have a chance of giving a fuck anymore?
I know I've left out details but I just want a couple opinions I guess. We've had a long relationship with plenty of hopes, dreams, and a strong future, but we haven't been without issues, plus it looks pretty bad.
I just want to know whether or not I should kill myself now or a couple years from now.
>>24408731
This
>This time it's for real
>mfw
>>24411032
Can we kik? I have to make a new account though my bf looks at mineI dont think he trusts me lol
> Also this is my 1st time too,Please be gentle w/ me?
>>24411297
She cheated already, you're on a "break", that's pretty much permission to cheat to almost anyone.
It's over, just move on now. Don't kill yourself over her though, jesus.
>>24411323
Yeah, I'll redownload it. My kik is flatflat
>never had a boyfriend
>always sleep alone
>>24411342
>try to get guys to like me but admitting I masturbate, draw hentai, and willing to try anal
>still single
I can't even get with the nerds in my group. That realization that it takes more than being a girl who likes videogames and anime to get a boyfriend. It's so embarrassing when I get friendzone'd or sisterzone'd
>>24408897
Do you have borderline personality disorder or bipolar disorder? I hate that these two disorders have the same acronym, they are not the same.
>>24410938
Kik is runnintrainsI hope to hear from you soon
>>24408897
>>24411399
fuck. I didn't read until the end. fuck me.
Any other guy /has a King Size bed and reminded of ronriness every day/ lurking ITT?
>>24411424
>runnintrains
This is entirely too amusing to my inebriated mind.HUGE WHORE ALERTABORT ABORT ABORT
>>24411479
But I actually run them.
I'm a conductor.
>>24411340
Okay Im w/ bf right now, but he has to got to work soon I think, Im a little nervousefeels good though :-p
>>24410023
> I dont consider what im doing "cheating" b/c I never got proper time to decide who i wanted to be w/. I just dont want to make that sane mistake again.
#justfembotproblems
>>24411479
Hello cutie eeyore. I saw a picture of you recently, you are very attractive.
Keep up the good work.
>>24411379
>I can't even get with the nerds in my group.
Literally the only way that would happen is if you're fat, ugly, and/or all of your 'nerd' friends are much more attractive than you and also already have girlfriends.
Sage.
>>24411379
Are you super fat or deformed?
>>24411536
That's cool, anon.
>>24411549
I'm not attractive at all and you haven't seen my actual visual appearance but O-OKAY, GAYNON.
>go to my psych today for appointment
>receptionist says I walked up looking like eeyore
/FEMBOT FEELS AMIRITE LADIES
>>24411538
I'm surprised he cares. Any guy I've met desperately wants girls to get together so they can watch (including ones I've been with).
Don't worry, it will be fine probably because we've both never been with girls.
>>24411660
I'm straight.. j-just not male. Sorry to disappoint.
>>24411592
>>24411559
I'm super skinny. Flat chested. Have bad acne and bad teeth.
>>24411660
But maybe if you play your cards right, I'll run one on you. ;)
>>24408897
That's fuckin' heavy man... Use the trust fund to get your life together. Would your parents want to see you off yourself?
>>24409011
One parent dead, the other close to it, but an internet tough guy like you would take it in stride huh?
>>24407483
I hope you sleep alone, for a very long time
>>24411716
That sucks. Bad acne is demoralizing and repels people hard. Though how bad are your teeth. Are they braces fixable or even worse than that?
>Mom has unexpected brain aneurysm when I was 16 while making dinner
>In a coma
>Choose to take her off of life support because she told me that was what she wanted
>I am estranged from my extended family. Step-dad skips town, takes Mom's savings and sells our place (they were together 13 years)
>I've been living on my own for almost four years now and nothing is getting easier, I still have no fucking idea what I'm doing
>I've always been a total fuck-up, she was the only person to ever see potential in me despite this
>I dream about her more and more often lately, so now I sleep as much as humanly possible, it's consuming my entire life, rarely go outside, just sleep.
>Her and I never got to have a trip together, but we'd always plan them when I was younger. Last night we were on an airplane going to New York to do faggy Christmas tourism stuff, like ice skating under that giant Christmas tree thing that they have in NY. We were so, so excited.
I'm going to go to bed now.
Things I dislike about being a tall girl:
-constant lectures about how I scare away guys and how I need to settle for less to be in a relationship
-being told I'm not allowed to wear high heels
-creepy short uncle that tries to shove his face in my tits when hugging
-I like single beds, but most single beds are not long enough to support my height. I have to settle for queen or king beds so my feet doesn't hang off the mattress
-"OH WOW YOU'RE SO TALL" when meeting someone for the first time
-tall jokes from strangers passing by
-short guy friends expect me to be their big sister or femdom
-people that sexualize my height
-people assume I have this femdom or bitchy personality
>>24407483
Kill yourself. You are trash.
>>24411804
I don't know, is stepping over your parent's dead bodies worth a one up or something to you?
I was only there to disprove to some anon that life isn't about being born with good genetics and money. Fuck off with your pity party.
>>24411823
I've needed braces since I was a teeth. My teeth are collapsed and point in all kinds of directions. Could never afford braces and always got denied coverage from insurance.
>>24411679
>I'm not male
Please anon. I'm not a newfag.
>>24411754
>being gay
NO THANK YOU
NO
THANK
YOU
>>24411832
>being a tall girl
>bad thing
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HARPY WHOREI really shouldn't post when I'm drunk.
>>24411858
Y-you're probably not even male because you are too cute. You're trying to reverse trap me.
>>24411858
>Can't take a little joke.
Sheesh, you should be a little more secure in your sexuality.
>>24408613
Calling them out on their betaness or what they're doing. Works wonders with some guy in my group.
>>24411881
I have a penis that never gets usedbesides being molested by Palmela Handersonso I am definitely male.
>>24411893
I'll admit I haven't been following this kik-related conversation so I don't even know your gender.
>sometimes post kik in state threads to try and make friends
>never works
:-(
>>24411832
I think tall women are attractive in their own right. Without the height being some sort of fetish. My neighbor is this cute 6'2 blonde woman that is sweet as hell and fine as they day is long. Sorry that other people are intimidated or fetishize your height.
>>24411931
What state are you in? I'll be your friend if we are in the same state. I have a lot of problems with the state threads too, never get anyone.
>>24411858
being a 5'10" girl that doesn't care about modeling isn't that great. Your dating pool is a lot smaller and even when you do date shorter guys, people talk shit and harass you and your boyfriend. Family won't be happy unless you're dating a tall man. Friends make snide remarks about you dating a short guys. your short boyfriend has to deal with tall jerks hitting on you and talking shit about how your short boyfriend doesn't deserve you.
I dated a short guy once and broke up with him because I didn't want him to endure the harassment anymore. He deserves a girl his height where 6'3" Chads don't constantly give him a hard time. He was a really sweet guy and he shouldn't feel the need to be on the defensive whenever we went out.
>>24411660
This is him ladies.
>>24408613
Insulting the girl they're orbiting. They're stupid whiteknights at the drop of a hat.
>>24412000
I insult mystery all the time, I feel you.
>>24411957
>breaking anonymity with an identity attached
No thank you. Nobody lives close to me anyway.
>>24411959
5'10" is great, yo. I'm 6'0" and I'd be PERFECTLY OKAY with a 5'10" girlfriend.
>people talk shit and harass you and your boyfriend
Sounds like you live in a shitty area and/or know a lot of shitty people exclamation point.
>broke up with boyfriend because harassment and HE deserves
You sound like a horrible human bean.
>that feel when there was a tall girl at the last swing dance weekend event I went to that I really wanted to dance with
>didn't because muh anxiety and asking people to dance is RUFF
I noticed her glancing at me a lot throughout the Friday/Saturday dances but I think that's becauseI was high as shit doing jumps and tricks in the hallway(s) and she was close by once so she probably thought I was ~ECCENTRIC~ or something.
>>24411832
I bet you kek manlets all day long, Stacy. Tallfag here, and I have no sympathy for you.
>>24412056
Oh.. I forgot about that. Oh well.
>>24411826
This is a real problem.
>>24411832
This is a retarded fake problem.
But look at which post gets betaboy replies.
Kill yourselves.I hope you're okay, Mom-less femanon.
>>24408503
me and tfw no gf
>>24412109
You fucked up, nigga.
FUCKED
UP
PERIOD
FULL STOP
.
>>24411826
>not hunting down your step-dad and introducing him to some sweet 7.62x54rI only replied because that anon replied and I moused over and saw you posted because I'm tunnel-visioning hard atm
>>24408613
Don't forget dick size
>tfw 4.5 inches at 100% erect
>could be worse I guess
>>24412158
>7.62x54r
Stop being poor and having poor people guns.
>>24412109
He has been contactfagging for years now. Eeyore has plenty of females interested in him. His ideal girl is someone that looks like his mother and ignores everyone else with his high standards. Surprised he has been less misogynistic lately
>>24411661
Im not nervouse cause of that, Im nervouse b/c were both girls butthats what makes it exciting.
>>24408607
You're a stupid roastie whore
>>24412218
But it's a good niggerknocker-sized round that will blow a hole in anything you hit. No need to be excessive for the sake of excessiveness. Dat lubricated 7.62x54r will be enough to get the job done. Non-lethal or lethal; either way.HEAVEN OR HELLLET'S ROCK
>>24412249
>ask for months and maybe years when my biography will be released
>never once gotten an answer
NO REALLY I WANT TO KNOW WHO ALL THESE FEMALES INTERESTED IN ME ARE
I WANT TO KNOW WHY MY IDEAL FEMALE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MY MOTHER
I WANT TO KNOW WHY I AM CONSISTENTLY ATTRACTED TO AVERAGE GIRLS BUT SHITPOSTERS CONSISTENTLY TELL ME I AM NOT
WHY ARE MY BELIEFS INCORRECT AND FALSE
TELL MEtfw drunk enough to respond to shitpostingplease save me
>>24408897
sucks, brah.
>>24412158
I've thought about doing that, to be honest.
But he's not even worth it.
Two years ago he called me at 2am on her death anniversary, frantically insisting that he wants to reconnect and go to my Mom's grave together right now (whatever), and I fucking fell for it.
The truth was, he went to my Mom's funeral service but he never went to my Mom's burial (because he had already skipped out) and the reason he called me because he could never find her gravestone in the giant graveyard.
He hasn't spoken to me since.
I don't even feel bad for myself and my shitty situation as much as I feel bad for my Mom. She REALLY trusted him to be there for me, and implicity asked him to do so when he moved in. I don't even actually want anything from him, but she just deserved a lot better than this.
>>24408613
I don't because I'm not a fucking faggot
>>24412389
:c
That's heart breaking to the extent that it makes me angry. How could someone abuse someone's trust so much? I'm glad you've come to some closure, but I wish your own life wasn't so depressing.
>>24412389
>not worth it
ENABLING BEHAVIOR
>fell for it
you fucking WEAK-WILLED BAKA
>I don't even actually want anything from him
You should. HisFUCKING DEATH.Bring vengeance to your mother's memory, fool.
>tfw this is sobering me up
>>24412422
Take your safe space shit out of here and go back to reddit. I didn't ask you faggot.
>>24412347
>"You have no conversations"
I'm going to go play video games cutie, see you later hopefully.
woman eating pizza for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJ23QBGRec
>>24407483
Not bad.
I liked this one.
>>24407483
>boyfriend
Good, all those men are emotionally immature.
what cooking channels do you people like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYxAZj_4dXI
>>24412000
This. They get so defensive and butthurt.
>>24411716
Wouldn't stop me honestly.I have really bad teeth too, probably worse than yours, so I know the pain and insecurity that comes along with it.
>"men" that think you wear make-up to impress them
>>24413701
Cooking with Dog of course.
>>24414900
I know women wear make-up to look cute for themselves and shit, but i want to slap girls who cake it on. Like holy fuck, why? Stop lookin like clowns.
>>24407546
FUCK WHY DIDNT THE THREAD JUST DIE HERE?!?!?!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS?!
>>24412771Im making mine now!!!!
>254 replies
>none of them are sages
>>24417316
c-can i join?
>please
>tfw more-than-friends internet friend went to work without telling or me texting
>tfw was having a bad day
>tfw fucker left me all alone without saying anything
Ugh.
>don't drink much water today
>getting ready for bed
>go in for quick pee
>burning sensation
>spend the next hour chugging water and popping cranberry pills and shit
>now its 5 am
>need to close your eyes and sleep
>constant sensation if needing to pee
>can't wait to spend all day tomorrow sitting on a toilet chugging water
Who /UTI/ here? FUCK ME
>>24417337
sage is invisible now, compadre.
>>24418611
I want that sweater pls respond
>>24407483
>Starting to develop a crush on a friend of a friend
>I genuinely can't tell if he's gay or not
>He dresses like a sperg
>I think he might be genuinely autistic
Not sure why I'm attractive to him desu. He's cute and has a really endearing personality. He's also one of the nicest people I've ever met.
Ok most importantly, how do I secretly find out if he's gay or not? He doesn't use normiebook
>>24408309
>Tell my former fwb that I haven't had sex for 9 years before I met her.
>Ask her if she ever could live a life without sex for 9 years.
>"No, I would never be able to do that".
>>24420614
I am a guy tho
>>24420127
Ask around friends and observe his social interactions. How does he behave among guys and girls?
He sounds kind of like a fruitcake though, why are you crushing on him?
>have online robot friend
>abloo abloo NO girls want me
>abloo abloo i don't have any standards
>abloo abloo i would date any female
>give hints that i'm interested in him
>immediately shut down
why do robots pretend they have low standards?
>>24421310
How did you get shut down?
>>24421310
He's either a self pitying fag, then he needs a reality check from you, or so hopeless that he can't even imagine that you would like him, and he thinks you are just playing with him so he shuts you down to avoid heartbreak.
>>24407483
>bf
>female
You will never learn, uh?
>tfw period cramps
>tfw the guy I like has no interest in me and I feel stupid for liking him because he was probably just pretending from the very beginning because I'm an ugly freak
I used to give my boyfriend a light flick or punch in the penis whenever he did something bad. When he told me he purposely touched another girl's penis I told him no more sex and he wasn't allowed any more sex unless he did something nice and endured the punishment game.
>>24422715
you get a new bf every week how does it matter
>>24422761
It's the same boy and he has friendzoned me after leading me on ;_;
>>24422850
kek
how did he friendzone you
>>24422850
Did you try one of your other orbiters?
>>24422874
>how did he friend zone you
Idk. He shut me down. We are friends. He talks to me when he bored.
>>24422879
I don't have any orbiters and at this point I am so scared of rejection I'm probably never going to bother again
>>24422980
tell us the story
did you confess to him and get rejected?
>>24414937
They do? So they also wear it when they don't plan on leaving the house or know that no one is going to see them?
>>24407483
You could get another one today.
Being a girl is the easiest thing in the world.
Get the fuck out you atteniton whore.
anyone else here get super jealous with their childhood friend becomes close with another girl?
I can't stand seeing him connect with another girl on a level where we don't connect.
>>24423223
Why? Upset your backup has other options?
>>24423223
If it bothers you, why don't you hit on him?
>>24423264
it's not that. It's just that I known him for so long and I always want to feel like the one that knows most about him. I want to be the friend that's closest to him
>>24423284
I don't want him thinking I want him as a boyfriend.
>>24423425
So you want him to never be in a relationship because you want to be the girl closest to him? Will you also abstain from relationships for his sake, or is this something that's only expected of him?
>>24423488
I still want him to find love. I just get jealous when he has some inside jokes with another girl. Or he's enjoying some niche hobby I'm not into with another girl.
>trying to lose weight and get fit
>roommate makes bacon cheeseburgers
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>24424087
ungrateful fat cunt
>>24424170
Imagine wanting to lose some weight and your roommate knows you're trying to lose weight and he makes bacon cheeseburgers, pizza, and wings all in the same week.
>>24423425
>I don't want him thinking I want him as a boyfriend
Then let him live his life and live yours instead of being jealous.
>>24407483
Enjoy your eternal loneliness hooker.
No one decent will marry you
>>24424214
you stupid bitch, fuck you and your stupid problems
Who else is /pretendingtobeafembot/ just to bait?
You cant seriously believe that any of these "fembots" are real girls, right?
I'm not alone when I'm sleeping. Creatures observe me.
>>24424613
>tfw i know several fembots
>posts like this always make me giggle
>>24424770
>believing the fembot meme
>being this much of a kuck
>>24424613
I believe that this thread is 90% fembots and 10% malebots. You can tell by the why they type.
>>24407546
SOME OF US ARE UGLY AND HAVE NEVER FELT LOVE
Iktf but instead of 3 years it was 5
>>24424848
Because baits are supposed to be convincing
daily reminder that sluts can be robots too!
>>24425522
"They forced me to do it"
>>24422514
It's all a meme now, everything is a big meme.
Just act nice until they spill their info, then the fun begins.
>tfw estalking current crush
>tfw currently collecting his pics
>tfw hoping my previous crush whos a gril works again at our uni
>i wirk at the uni and i'll be able to get her address
>>24407483
>that first week of sleeping alone
pls leave r9k
>>24407483
you got what you wanted, right?
I want to twist a knife inside you and watch the life leave your face.
music only fembots can relate to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh2LWWORoiM
>tfw hollow and empty inside
>tfw a husk
>tfw walking corpse
>>24427217
Hey, can I fuck you?
Is having a penis and a job enough to good a lowest of the low-tier trash gf?
>308 posts
What. The. Fuck guys?!
>>24410023
>>24410077
>>24410023
Shit or get off the pot woman. Pick who you're sticking with and tell the other one to fuck off. If found my girlfriend was fucking someone else and hasn't broke up with me to 'spare my feelings' she'd be told to fuck off. I don't need your bullshit pity.
fuck you
>>24423007
Nothing, he just doesn't talk to me anymore. I try to make conversation but he ignores me. I'm literally an orbiter now. Someone kill me.
>>24427363
if you are somewhat independent, know how to dress, and can socialize at an adult level then yeah.
>>24427569
Slow and painful or quick and dirty?
GTFO and die roastie.
>>24427608
Why not both, senpai?
>>24411379
>I can't even get with the nerds in my group.
holy shit you must be hideous
>>24426170
Every time I see this slut I don't know whether to stare at her huge tits or beautiful face
>>24427172
>I have all these men hitting on me but I am so sad because I can't have the very famous male celebrity who fucked me last week
kek, roastie behavior is universal
>>24427671
mystery do you have a bf yet?
>>24427363
what the fuck does that sentence even mean?
>>24427980
NOPE.
I'm thinking of making a blog or something, titling it "The Chronicles of Finding a BF" just so I can keep track of my complete and utter failures. Although, I think at this point I'm close to giving up. I always say that but then a boy will smile at me or some poster will be really nice and my hope restores for a split second before it comes crashing back down, really hard.
At this point I'm becoming aware that men are only nice to me as a way of making fun of me, nothing more.
>>24428042
I'm starting to think all of 4chan is your bf mystery. You've been here awhile, we've got to know you and you know us, it all makes sense. When will you accept that you have a love affair with this place, mystery?
>>24428147
You're probably right.
>tfw my bf is an abstract concept
>tfw can't even cuddle with my bf
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>24428179
It's ok mystery. It's like that movie "her". Except your ai is dumb as fuck and we'd never leave you
>>24428227
Her is probably one of my favourite movies, you're giving me unstoppable feels, anon. Christ. You better not leave me.
Ah, I see mystery's shitting up a fembot feels thread as usual
>>24428279
Of course i wouldnt mystery. Will you ever get a surrogate body to represent 4chan like in the movie? What would he look like? Would you spaghetti out like joaquin did?
>>24428279
I would cuddle with you mystery
I could even whisper cute things in your ear and and kiss your head, holding you tightly against me.
I'm never letting you gooo!
>>24428350
No, I wouldn't get a surrogate body. Like most of my relationships with males, I am very very afraid that one day I will randomly get rejected. That one day you'll wake up and grow bored of me. Being with a surrogate would be too much feels.
>>24428369
;~;
>>24428436
Ah, i gotcha. I dont think the surrogate was a good idea in the movie either. I swear watching that movie gave me too many feels. I couldnt sit through some scenes
>tfw taking a shit after being fucked in the ass last night
ow fzam
>>24428478
Yeah I watched it thrice and cried each time. Especially that scene where he is lying in bed talking to her, and breaks down. FUCK.
>>24428042
I would read it
>>24428540
Oh god dont remind me. I could relate to just about every part of that movie. I watched it four times now, and i always tear up at some point. I'm such a pussy, god dang it
>>24428042
It's been a while since I used /r9k/ regularly, but I think I remember you. You seem nice and funny and I have a feeling you're a qt, so what exactly is the problem? Are you just getting used and discarded by men or are you unable to attract one at all?
>>24428567
I will make one and then release the URL later this week when I have amassed some data.
>>24428606
SAME. especially the ending when she cucKs him with others. Fuck. But that part was just. Gah.
I loved the setting too. A mixture of HK/LA I think? i can't remember exactly where, but it was beautiful.
>>24428649
It is a mixture of things and probably a really complex problem:
>I can't speak with people in real life, at all, no bueno
>On the internet men just exist to "pretend" to be friends/nice with me so that they can mock me and toy around with my feelings
>I outright reject the few genuine men that probably exist because I almost always group them in the above category nowadays, because I'm so scared of getting rejected I've just literally stopped bothering, it's so cliche and probably hinders me, but I've been rejected so many times that I need to keep my guard up otherwise my feelings will get very hurt and I'll probably kill myself once and for all
>roommate chatting with my boyfriend
>roommate makes up a bunch of lies about how we done a lot of perverted things together because I started dating bf
>>24428861
mystery the only thing keeping you single at this point is your self respect and morals.
don't be a whore, mystery. don't give in to the anons who wanna fuck your ass with a horse dildo ;-;
>>24428908
>roommate makes up a bunch of lies about how we done a lot of perverted things together because I started dating bf
wait, about you and your roommate? either she wants to steal your bf or wants to fuck you.
>>24428861
It was this weird futuristic mix of those cities, yeah. I got kucked in the past and that ending was like getting my lungs ripped out. I went full triggered the first time i saw it. But watching it is like therapy or something, it makes me feel a little better each time
>>24428965
I'm not a whore, senpai
>>24428985
ME TOO. When I watched the ending I wanted to die, I was like "HOW DOES THIS MOVIE ENCAPSULATE ALL OF Y FUCKING FEELS". Very triggering. No one else really understood the way I felt that movie until now. Fuck. Pic related, I love this quote too much.
>>24428965
i just want to beat her up then pee on her
>>24429069
mystery you have so much that you haven't felt yet.
like when we snuggle in bed all through sunday morning and then get up to make the best breakfast ever
>>24429069
I totally forgot that quote, but yeah. Sometimes i think that this is as good as it'll get for me. I'm not even old or anything, i guess i'm just so jaded with everything already. The internet i think has ruined my thoughts about going out and meeting people or experiencing new things, because it's like, why not just ask people about it on the internet and say I've experienced it, whats the point of doing anything anymore. Anyways, sorry for my blog post
>>24429195
Yep. I'm not too old but I feel like I'm too old. Feel like I've amassed as much knowledge and feels as people are allowed to for their entire lives
>>24407483
>Obvious bait thread
>350 replies
Classic arcanine. Learn to sage, you cunts.
>>24429254
Well, i guess we were just meant to have an affair with the cynical, bitter place that is 4chan. I'm glad someone feels the way i do, even though i wish i wasnt like this
>>24407483
>tfw ugly as shit
>tfw whenever a guy hits on you you think it must be some sort of joke or there's a hidden camera somewhere
>tfw men think sex=love, and if you're getting gangbanged by a bunch of tyrone's that means you're loved
>tfw wanted to be a mom ever since i was 13 and will never have it because i'm useless once i turn 25
>tfw still trying to be happy and see the bright side of things
men literally get to live the prime of their lives their entire lives and they say we have it on easy mode? i don't get it.
>>24411832
>-short guy friends expect me to be their big sister or femdom
>-people that sexualize my height
I am guilty as charged. Take me in, your honor
>>24429300
>men think sex=love, and if you're getting gangbanged by a bunch of tyrone's that means you're loved
What a load of bullshit, even we know that casual sex doesn't have the same value as true, deep-rooted love. You are making shit up right there.
>>24429346
the men here always say "women can't be robots because they can just go on a dating site and get laid."
as if laid=love
>>24429393
Who gives a damn about the 'men' you meet here? Seriously, never take anything posted on /r9k/ or 4chan in general as any kind of scale for your daily life. Going out and getting banged by someone unable to get in a relationship himself isn't dating, it's hooking up and feeling like a slut half and hour later, while standing all alone in a shower that's not yours.
>>24429300
Why must you bait me like this? As a guy i know sex isnt love and having a kind gentle girl to be the mother of my future kids is like, the biggest fantasy i have. Why you gotta make me feel, anon?
>broke up with waifu of 2 seasons
>ive slept alone my entire life
ez mode
>>24407546
It's weird going back to sleeping alone after you've slept with someone anon. It's noticeably colder and less comfy. It also doesn't feel right and its hard to readjust to sleeping by yourself.
Not that anon btw
>>24411832
>people assume I have this femdom or bitchy personality
Your whole post proves this to be true though
>>24429970
>>/reddit/ploxxploxx
>>24407795
If anything that'd just give me a hard on.
>>24429254
How old are you mystery?
Kek, muted by robot
>>24411379
I wouldn't fuck a friend. But have you tried literally throwing yourself on them?
>tfw i want to gently slap mystery's butt and call her a bad girl
>>24430013
What does ploxxploxx mean?
But its true.anon.
>>24430622You've been muted for 69 seconds for being a faggot
I wrote a really long greentext, tfw no one will read, but it was good to gather my feelings.
>first day of high school, 9th grade
>wearing jeans, black boots, and a blue/black tie-dye shirt
>hairstyle is like a bowl-cut, but grown out (imagine a choppy sphere)
>hair cut right above my eyes, eyebrows covered
>be an edgimus prime who radiates a heavy "go away" aura
>head to my World Geography class
>feel anxious from the torrents of people everywhere
>take a seat in a far-back corner of the classroom
>teacher goes over first-day topics
>already bored halfway into class
>he asks a question about geography to test us
>actually knew the answer
>raise hand
>teacher looks at me, and says
>"Yes sir, you in the back."
>become instantly embarrassed
>ears start to heat up
>anxiously mutter my actual gender instead of the answer
>entire class bursts out in laughter
>ears burn hotter than the sun
>>24430947
>completely silent for the rest of the day
>wander my way through the maze of students to my final class
>find a seat in the farthest column away from the door
>bell rings
>teacher gets up walks to the front of the room
>old dude with wiry, grey-white hair looks at us, a cataract in one eye
>goes over the syllabus, restroom rules, etc.
>starts talking about lab safety and lab experiments
>"You'll need to find a lab partner, one you'll work with for the rest of the year."
>urges us to go find a lab partner
>students start getting up
>feel my veins become dense
>desperately glance around the room for someone who looked familiar
>spot a girl sitting next to me, a column over, also looking around
>short, curvy Hispanic chick, with a really thick ponytail
>our eyes meet, and she smiles
>"Hi, wanna be partners?" she asks, her voice cheery and confident
>"Uhh, s-sure.." I sputter
>she must have picked me as a last resort
>the girl gets up and sits in the desk before me
>"Are those Pokemon?" she asks, pointing to the buttons on my bag
>say they are, and awkwardly hoist up my bag covered in button autism
>let her look over them, she knows all the Pokemon and a few anime characters
>start up a conversation as other people settle in with their partners
>teacher has us do some lab safety stuff
>class ends not long after
>the girl (let's call her Melissa) comes back over to my desk
>"Hey, do you have a phone?," Melissa asks. "We can trade numbers if you want.."
>"Sure.. Here," I say, nervously writing down my number on a piece of notebook paper
>she adds it in a little pocket book, before also giving me her number
>leave and walk down the hall together towards the buses
>>24430969
>one day she invites me over to go to her house after school
>she lives in a trailer park neighborhood only a few miles away from my house
>learn that Melissa lives with her grandparents
>cute, elderly Hispanic couple who joke around a lot with each other
>mostly about not being able to hear each other and other old people things
>her room is an awkward cross between childhood and adolescence, like mine
>a net of stuffed animals and dolls hangs in the corner of her room
>pink flowery walls covered in anime and vidya posters
>little figurines on the desk / dresser, mostly pokemon but some zelda stuff
>she shows me more little figurines and knick-knacks stowed away in boxes
>we play some pokemon together, and she shows me how to play left 4 dead
>horrible at it and don't like shooters, but play with her anyways
>go over to her house almost every weekend
>one day she decides to take me on an adventure
>pulls me down a route through the mesquite trees, until we reach the edge of the land
>climb the short cliffs down into a small valley, with rocks and clay and sparse brush growing
>leads me to a steep cliff carved like a very narrow bowl, down towards a flat area
>hold onto thick roots protruding from cliff walls as we sidle along the wall of the bowl
>eventually reach a narrow ledge we could safely walk down to the flat area below
>small creek running right in front of us, dividing the flat area into two halves
>the second half raised about 2 feet higher, creating a small plateau
>Melissa climbs up it and sits down, I follow and help her clear away stray rocks
>dirt is soft and cool, and feels almost like silk
>no fire ants in sight, which is almost unheard of for Texas
>nestled deep within the thick mesquite, the area becomes our little haven
>lay down and talk about nothing in particular
>mostly about life, and how we feel about things going on around us
>stay until it's almost too dark to find the way back
>becomes my favorite place in the world
>>24430997
>get assigned a project in Creative Writing,
>Melissa and I pick each other as partners
>have to read a book and make it into a short movie adaptation
>choose Touching Spirit Bear
>decide to film the wildlife scenes in her backyard
>she invites me to spend the weekend at her house so we can work on it
>stay up late after working on the project, hanging out in her room
>play Truth or Dare UNO (truth or dare written on the blank cards)
>I draw a Dare card and lay it down
>she gets an embarrassed expression on her face,
>now she has to do whatever I dare her to
>think about what would be both funny and humiliating to make her do
>imagine her spouting dorky pick-up lines and pulling fake moves on me in a funny way
>smile at the thought, go with it
>"I dare you to hit on me for 5 seconds," I say
>Melissa laughs a little awkwardly
>"Alright," she says, an unsure look across her face
>suddenly she leans over the game, getting on her hands and knees
>she moves over the bed towards me, her face in my face
>feel her hand slide down over my loose boxer shorts
>look at her in confusion, my cheeks turning redder by the second
>wonder if she's just messing with me, trying to make me embarrassed and not her
>slides her finger against my thigh, and beneath the fabric of the boxers
>she is not messing around
>I close my eyes, my mind going blank
>her body shifts forward over me
>a soft wetness suddenly presses against my lips
>warmth radiates from them, hot, swollen with wanting
>I slip my hands up into her thick, dark hair
>gently pull her deeper into the kiss
>deeper into the warmth
>farther away from reality
>far, far away
>>24431019
>decide we want to be together
>don't get along with most girls, so I've never been with one
>but I wanted to make it a good experience for her
>draw things for her, write cheesy poems and notes for her
>fall asleep on the phone together all the time
>hang out almost every weekend
>go on a ton of adventures together in her backyard
>make a little shrine in our haven with small rocks and leaves and sticks, just for fun
>dream about growing old with her, and having a weird little life with her
>imagine us as a couple of old ladies who play vidya and watch anime together and have lots of cats
>never felt this way about someone before
>especially not a girl
>start wondering if I should publicly displaying my affection towards her
>some girls like it when their boyfriends show the world that you are theirs, etc.
>but I hated holding hands and hugging in public, so I wasn't sure if she'd like it either
>wearing a dressy outfit one day for a speech, a red dress top with a wispy black and red rose skirt
>Melissa tells me I look really good in it, and parades me around that day with her arm linked in mine
>feeling pretty good about myself, but feeling a little daring too
>think I'll give her a big hug before my Chemistry class
>didn't think it'd look too weird, a pair of friends hugging each other goodbye
>stop a ways from the class like usual
>pull her in off my arm and wrap myself around her
>her face burrows into my neck, her cheeks warm
>figure she must be a little nervous
>know she feels as awkwardly as I do about the relationship
>also know that she hates having to hide it
>I didn't want her to have to feel ashamed about it anymore
>retract my head a bit, and turn my face in slowly
>press my lips against hers carefully, but warmly
>she hesitates for a moment
>guardedly kisses back
>>24431044
>fast forward a week
>feels like the entire school is talking about us
>people start to give Melissa weird looks in the halls
>people have always avoided me, but it's spread to her now
>people who she cheered up with her smiley self, turned their backs on her
>walk into Chemistry and sit at a new desk, the farthest away from the door and everyone else
>only one chick near me, so it keeps jocks from pulling out my hair and taking my stuff
>jocks come over to my desk before class, but sit down when the bell rings
>ask me, "Are you a lesbian? Did you really kiss her?"
>the girl I sit near overhears, she dates a jock but he's not in the room
>"You're into girls?" she asks, looking a little afraid
>I just turn my head to the side where no one can see, and rest it on my desk
>she gets up and walks over to where my face is pointed
>"Wait, you're crying?" she says, laughing
>walks back to her seat
>not long after, Melissa moves to Oklahoma, to live with her aunt and uncle
>mutually break up because she's never coming back, and I don't want to restrict her
>slowly stop texting and calling as much, only see her during the holidays
>graduate from high school
>she didn't come the Christmas before
>rarely ever get texts from her anymore, but I don't feel like sending any either
>haven't heard from her in almost a year, haven't seen her for even longer
>get an out of the blue message that she's coming to Christmas at her grandparent's house
>go to her house, it's already into the afternoon
>have classes tomorrow but this feels more important
>hang out at our old comfy spot, the small dirt plateau surrounded by trees
>the creek has dried up, and remnants of our shrine lay scattered about
>lay in the dirt, wondering if any ants had come here yet
>all of the things we've done where we currently lay flash through my head
>everything we've ever cared about, bared itself right here
>breathe in the humid, dusty air of nostalgia
>otherwise, silence
>>24431070
>out of nowhere, Melissa starts talking
>talking about things she'd never discussed with me before
>all of the holes and missing spaces of her life, everything I had been ignorant about
>learn that her dad molested her and her sisters, from her childhood into adolescence
>she tells me about her schizophrenic mother, and how much she hated her
>her grandparents took her in, because of their constant fighting
>says it was better for her to live with her grandparents, and that she was grateful
>still don't understand why she moved to Oklahoma
>think it was something to do with education, but it never was clear to me
>she starts saying something about a voice
>a voice, many voices, that talk to her, inside of her head
>take control of her body and make her do things the real "Melissa" doesn't want to do
>don't buy it, think she's trying to dig for attention
>but it's so out of place for it to be fake
>she keeps going, describing each little personality in very disturbing detail
>a handful of them female, some male, one ambiguous, all fighting over the same body
>don't think it's real, but the way she talks about them, the way they're seemingly engraved in her head
>start to think otherwise, but I have no knowledge about this personality disorder
>she tells me one of the other personalities made her kiss me that night
>how she didn't want to do it to me, but it forced her to
>how she felt so horrible about if afterwards
>she didn't want me to be hurt, and since she'd never been with a girl
>she didn't want it make it a bad experience for me
>so she played along, stringing me along
>pretending to love me when she really didn't
>not the way I did
>>24431091
>fast forward a couple years
>it's 2015
>haven't heard from or seen her since
>until the other day
>random text about her boyfriend and how she was able to be with him because of me
>because I helped her open up or something
>consequently allowing her to be with 'the man of her dreams'
>she keeps alluding to something, saying stuff like
>"Wait until I tell you the scary thing!"
>I know exactly what she is going to tell me
>I know and I can't do anything but ask her about it
>"One of my eggs is evolving! It has tiny fingers and legs! :D"
>she met this guy 3 months ago
>they have little to no income
>ask her if she's getting it aborted
>"Well I kinda have to keep it, haha"
>illegal in Oklahoma to abort, but legal here in Texas
>ask her if she would get it aborted, if she could
>it feels like she doesn't know, like she never thought of it before
>actually call up a clinic and get all of the information for her
>everything she needs, even how much money it will be
>message her telling her everything I gathered for her
>tell her that I want her to go alone into a room and ask herself:
>if she even wants kids
>if wants kids with her boyfriend
>and if she can support this kid
>just want to make sure she is happy in life, and if she can make the kid happy, too
>it's very important to get rid of it ASAP if you're getting rid of it
>she doesn't respond for a week, even though I'd been texting her
>ask her without being too pushy if she decided on anything
>"Sorry I'm just stressed out, but yes we'll be keeping the little corn nugget"
>>24431115
I just get the feeling that she is being brainwashed or pressed into having it, because she feels like she needs to have it. Plus this is the girl of like.. My dreams. Having some 30-year-old's kid she just met 3 months ago.. I know, it's not great for me to feel like this, but I can't help it. I would be eternally upset if that kid grew up getting molested or abused by her mother just like she did. I don't think she's taken care of her mental and even financial state enough to be able to raise a kid. But it's not my choice. I just really hope she doesn't give it a shitty life like what she had.
>>24431146
Well shit.
That was a good read anon.
>>24431115
What a cute/sad story, anon
Like nothing lest you lose it.
>>24431214
>>24431256
Thank you kind anons, I am glad you enjoyed it as it took a long time to write.
>>24431146
Maybe she just doesn't want to murder a child though.
>>24431115
Really cute and sad story anon. Are you still a lesbian or was she just special?
>>24431533
Whatever she feels, it's nothing I can help.
>>24431680
I'm not a lesbian, and didn't date girls before I was with her. Not even after her. I've never been able to open up to another girl since that, even platonically. But if one were to come along into my life the way she did, I don't think I could refuse.
>>24431146
sorry, anon. you seem like a nice person and that you still care about her a lot but she's got problems and isn't being good to you.
>>random text about her boyfriend and how she was able to be with him because of me
it's pretty mean of her to send that let alone within the context that you haven't talked in years.
yeah, it's pretty fucked up that she's having a kid with that guy and there's a good chance the kid's going to be fucked up but you can't really stop her from doing that. take care of yourself and stay away from her.
if you don't mind my asking, why do you have difficulty connecting with girls?
This is kinda silly but I feel like I bring my friends down I'm the only girl out of my small group of online friends. I feel I get my feelings hurt easily and I hate myself for it I don't want to feel whiney and needy and I blame it on me being an over emotional hormonal female. I'm always scared to voice when I feel sad or bothered because I don't want them to think I'm a buzz kill or to seem like I'm just looking for attention. I just want my friends to be happy because they are all I have and I'm too socially retarded to make non online friends.
>>24432483
what do they say that hurts your feelings? could you give examples?
>>24432483
You're a girl, guys expect you to be hormonal, dont worry about it. It's a nice break from the sausage fest that it would otherwise be in your group if you werent there.
>>24432483
women whine.
They always have, and they always will.
Guys wont like it, but they'll get used to it.
best friend has been fucking my boyfriend!best friend has been fucking my boyfriend!best friend has been fucking my boyfriend!
REEEEE
>>24433326
ONIIIICHAN GET ME A BOYFRIEND. NOW ONIICHAN I WANT IT NOW. WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND ONIICHAN.
Fembots
What is it about tall guys you like?
>>24433436
I would rather date a short guy because I always wanted to rest my head on top of There head when I hug them! I always had my guy friends do that to me and I want to try it for a change...
>>24433518
How tall are you? Resting your head on a shoulder should suffice, no?
>>24433541
I'm 5'6
Also that works too!
>>24433605
5'6 is like my favorite height for girls. Not too short, not really tall. Just pleasantly average.
But yeah, I have always loved either having my ex lay her head on me or laying my head on her.
It's just so comfortingespecially when they start running their hands through your haird.Oh Lord I miss that sometimes. ;_;
>>24433605
I'm 5'6 or 5'7, i havent measured in awhile. Hypothetically, do i fit the bill for "short" enough?
>>24429468
where do u live, anon?
>>24433518
>guy friends
>letting them hug and rest their head on you
whore
>>24429468
I think a lot men have that desire. I know I do. I want a woman that wants kids and wants to raise them and love them the best she can with all her heart, just like me.
It's just that I'm only 25 and I feel that level of maturity doesn't come to most people until later. Such is life.
>>24432459
Thanks anon, I agree that she does have the problems but I can't help but feel like I could have done more. I just don't think I'm qualified to help someone like that, cause I might just make their situation worse.
It was. She kind of cloaked it with the whole "how have you been" stuff but that was the heart of what she wanted to say to me. I wasn't offended by it though. It's probably really scary for her and she might not have anyone who she can confide in about these "scary" things. I couldn't help but feel incredibly empathetic about the situation.
But you're right, in the end there isn't much I can do.
I just don't trust them. Maybe it's because of /r9k/, or just not having a lot of good women in my life. My mom is a very smart, independent woman but she is boyish and out of place like I am, and she tries very hard to keep the appearance of being "normal." But any female friend I've ever had have just been self-centered, manipulative, heap of emotions. Just focused on their own needs and acting without much consideration for others. Most people are like this deep down, but I just see it so much more with girls for some reason.
Guys make me feel comfortable, like I can just be whatever I am, and not something I have to be. My college friends are all programmers, who like to play Magic the Gathering together and have silly D&D campaigns. We also have deep discussions about humanity and why some things are the way they are, and how they got to be like that. I like nice, quiet people who question the world around them and invest deep personal value into things beyond themselves.
There are bad examples of both genders in the world, but I just tend to trust and value guys a lot more.
Do traps/trannies come in this thread?
I hope they don't.
>>24408607
> w/
> w/
> w/
WITH! JUST TYPE WITH! ITS A FOUR LETTER WORD.
I do not value your life. I could kill you and not feel guilty about it.
>>24408897
Bet you would fucking blow that money had you got it. Sympathy is earned lad, you just told me a sob story and I have no idea what your personality really is.
>>24409995
Yeah thanks, sorry about your father. Just be yourself and everything will get better.
>>24432483
Sounds familiar. Your initial?
