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Onetis General
>Have oneitis for 5 years
>Confess, she says she's not sure about it, still wants to stay friends.
>Cut all contact
>Everythings going better than expected, on my way to normiedom
>Skip forward a few months
>Get drunk and call her, ask to meet, she happily agrees.
>Too beta to cancel
So robots, should I
a)act cool and distant.
b)try again (she wasn't sure
c)stay friends and hope she introduces me to some QT friend of her?
>>24401946
d) cancel and stop hurting yourself you stupid faggot she will never be yours, accept it and move on
>>24401946
PUSH IT AAA
never forget inaction is action
dont let her slip away like the rest of us
>>24401946
What if she wants you this time. I would go.
Senpai
>robot gets BTFO
>>24401880
Yfw he will be slaying poon left and right after the Twitter reaction. Lots of girls like that shit anon.
The problem is, if you put this much effort into asking a girl out for a coffee date, no matter who you are it's gonna look beta.
>>24401880
He's lucky he didn't get expelled for rape.
Mtf trans trash are hurting masculine looking women because everyone now has a legitimate fear that said women have a penis.
>>24401847
Most people do not want masculine looking woman, m8.
>>24401847
Kek, why would i be afraid of a penis? Anyways, the only real women who were kind of masculine i've seen were lesbians. Doesnt mean i wont hit on them still. ;^)
>>24401847
We'll be fine so long as the government never ever lets trannies alter their birth certificate.
>CSGO is pure shit
>People only play it because its ancestors were the shit back in the 2000s, people got addicted to the gameplay. And even more people play csgo because their friends who played the ancestors play csgo.
>Otherwise that piece of shit in today's industry would be NOWHERE. Dead.
That's more of a fact though.
there are no woman on r9k
>>24401842
Same applies for call of duty.
I think trannies are an abomination
>had the noose around my neck
>as it was clamping down I panicked
>unloosen the rope and come back here crying
I want to do it /r9k/ but I can't get past the choking for air part.
You don't need to tie the noose especially tight, it just has to be an actual noose so that when you kick away the chair or whatever the rope will tighten around your neck and you won't be able to reach anything to save yourself as the blood is cut off to your brain and your windpipe is constricted.
>>24401561
youre supposed to break your neck retard
>>24401561
You could always find some other way to end it.
The thing that keeps me away from hanging is the high chance of failure. I don't want to try to kill myself, fail, and end up being a brain dead vegetable that can be manipulated for the rest of my life.
>decide to kindpost and give respectful replies and offer honest insight
>someone calls you a fag anyway
>>24401421
Just kill yourself already, faggot.
>>24401421
Well, what do you expect fag? We're all either edgy or repressed homos on the chans. But anyways, keep up the kindness anon, i appreciate you
>>24401421
>expecting anything for your "good deeds"
you are a fucking faggot
>he doesn't masturbate by sticking his dick in between his feet and thrusting.
I seriously do this.
>>24401367
You mean you dont just imagine sexy stuff so vividly that you cum hands free (well, in your case feet free)?
If you're flexible enough to do this can you also suck your own penis?
>>24401472
I think that would be more back muscle instead of hamstring(?) for the other one
who /coffee/ here? coffee is god tier, so far ive had 3 cups feelsgoodman.jpg probably gonna drink 3 more today.
Yeah it's great. One of the few things worth getting out of bed for each day. I just drink instant coffee at home though. I'd consider a setup with real beans and all that shit if I had a job + my own place.
Aw man, I sure do love having an addiction to caffeine. It makes me feel just like a normie but because I only drink special exotic blends I get to feel superior to all the normies.
>>24401329
Get on my level, I drink a pot everymorning within my first 2 hours, then I catch the bus to work and on my walk to the station I stop at a local coffee shop for a cup, then once Im at work I drink between 6-8 cups during my hour shift, and then right before I go to bed I have a nice warm espresso,
I think I have a problem.
What does it feel like to hug a girl?
warm and comforting
>>24401274
Like hugging an animal. But the furr is replaced by the clothes.
>>24401290
Basically this. It also feels nice that their boobs press against your chest. It's kinda refreshing.
If I hire a prostitute then refuse to pay her is there anything she can do to me without getting herself arrested?
>>24401124
shes getting her pimp whos then gonna clap your ass
Yeah she will get her piml/boyfriend to beat the shit out of you.
>>24401124
someone will come to beat you up
what is your weight robots?
183 CM, 155 Pounds. working on my terrible slouch though.
121 lb
I am male and 18 years old
76 pounds
XDD
Music that brings your brain to life.
Share a song that makes you think.
I don't care if it's up or down.
Take me on your journey!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mauV2NdCs60
M83 - Outro
(from the album "Hurry Up, Were Dreaming") are quite powerful imo
when hearing it i imagine an astronaut being on the moon and looking on earth shortly before its destroyed by nukes, the sun collapsing, whatever
dunno why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8wSwmqjpk
Have you guys ever thought about hitting on syrian refugees?
You just need to find a syrian qt, take her to your home and bam. Instant gf.
>>24400952
Yeah, and then her male relatives cut your head off or force you to convert to Islam
Isn't the number of Syrian refugees that are girls super low?
>>24400952
>take her to your home and bam
Yeah and she'll take out half my house, thanks fucker
What are the viable life plan options for one who wishes to never work?
>>24400827
Early death probably.
>>24400827
NEET as long as possible. Suicide.
>>24400841
I said viable!
I want to live a comfortable lifestyle where nobody bothers me and I have enough for food, shelter and internet. What do I need to do to achieve this?
>this is the average "fembot"
NONE OF YOU BITCHES KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A "FEMBOT" BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY
NONE OF YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE AN UGLY GIRL
AND EVEN IF SOME OF YOU ARE UGLY YOU CAN STILL GET GUYS TO FUCK YOU
>tfw ugly lesbian
FML
>>24400787
>lesbian
Well there's your problem. Now you have entered the dangerous and time consuming game of wooing women and their impossible standards. Just go straight and fuck any man you meet, then get a beta provider.
>>24400787
All lesbians are ugly, though.
Well, it's not as hard for you as it would be for an ugly straight girl to find a gf. Women's sexuality isn't as physical as men's. I've seen some pretty ugly lesbians together who looked totally happy, and straight girls with ugly guys who were just Chads in personality.
