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>tfw no shy but handsome robot bf to let me suck his cock then pound my tranny pussy and then fall asleep watching Netflix together
why live
>>24393893
I would rather fuck boy pussy than a literal wound that some kike surgeon carved into your groin.
>>24393907
i still have my penis though
>>24393893
fuck off degenerate faggots.
What would you guys do to my gf
>>24393834
Call her a cunt.
make you kill her then leave you to live with that memory forever
>>24393834
I'd ask if she could do my make up
>tfw there's still time for you
>Sacrificed himself, to himself, to save us from himself
Awfully thoughtful.
For me it was like the opposite. I made myself miserable trying to be a better person and read classics, when I realized all I wanted was to escape into virtual fantasy.
>>24393912
Kind of the same. I spent my first 21 years trying to be someone I'm not and was actively miserable/suicidal.
I decided to just stop trying so hard, accept that I'm a loner who doesn't date that much, concentrate on my career, etc.
I don't say I'm HAPPY but I'm content. Better than before at least.
>be the bigger person
I got some of these
>be yourself
>don't worry
>it's no big deal
>youll find somebody
>>24393680
>micropenis detectedI'm original now.
You really shouldnt care about a girls past unless youre getting married to her or shes a massive sloot. If you think theres more to dating than fucking and having someone to hang out with youre whole view of the world is warped
![Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [1080p].mkv - 113.png](https://i.imgur.com/TEGpeAh.jpg "Screenshot from [HorribleSubs] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 01 [1080p].mkv - 113")
Ya, I don't care anymore. I have cute 2d anime girls now.
>>24393609
if God was real than why isn't life real life like anime?
Still don't get why it matters to begin with how many people a girls been with. As long as she's been checked for stds it shouldn't matter weather she's "Slut".
Would /r9k/ date a black girl?
>>24393605
yeah if she was cute and we shared interests and values.
same criteria as dating any other race basically.
>>24393605
it's literally the only thing i want in life
Fork yeah I would there are some just as hot as any girl
Who here /comfy/
It's going to snow here tomorrow
It's a friday and I'm gonna stay in wrapped in a blanket and watch the snowflakes fall and not care about a thing.
Comfy right now. Gonna go to a friend's place and stay over for the weekend just because. Gonna be chilly and we're just gonna stuff ourselves with pizza and watch dumb movies. It's going to be great. No cares in the world.
>>24393685
Do you think they'd be in a cozy mood?
>Your son comes home, brings pic related with him
>What do?
>>24393598
Show him the anon who got genital warts.
Ask where his head went
judge her on her own individual merits
>tfw 200 word essay on what I did over Thanksgiving Break due next month
JUST
>>24393597
Just make something up. It is not that hard.
>>24393597
>20 word essay due on memes
its due tomorrow and i can't think of any dank ones ;_;
>original post due in 2 seconds
itt share any profound thoughts about life you've had recently.
Life is suffering because we are showing our love for God. True love endured through rough times.
I'm attracted to old fat guys because it makes me feel like my daddy is still alive and actually loves me, even though I'm a terrible son.
>>24393505
happiness does not exist
>he doesnt wash his hands after masturbating
>>24393472
Seriously fuck you OP for posting this shit.
>>24393472
Fuck I'm so high right now and this triggers the shit out of my meme phobia.
Well baited OP you earned it
>>24393514
Its fake as fuck
>women
>understanding anything beyond materialism and selfishness
LOL
sorry, but a woman can definitely understand there will be blood
it's about fucking greed....
That's just "Essential Fedoracore" and "Essential War Movies" combined together though
>>24393354
>this is what plebs actually think
>mfw stds are on the rise
http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/19/health/std-rates-rise-dramatically/index.html
that's what you get normies you degenerate apes
>>24393302
>that pic
>tfw chad is so alpha he has a harem of clones
you can actually really blame this on niggers this time, like half of black women have syphilis, and are overwhelmingly more likely than anyone else to have any std
meanwhile, hiv is completely managable with modern drugs
one step forward, two steps back
I'm on my 1st week of wagekeking and already failing. Every co-worker avoids me.
At this pace, I'm gonna quit my job in 2 weeks to save face.
>>24393224
dont do that anon :^( i know i had massive anxiety for like my first month of working. they don't actually hate you and from what I've experienced they're all more focused on their own work. hang in there!
Why did you share a picture of steve here without her consent?
Don't do it.
Take a deep breath and try to play it cool for a while longer, see if you get used to it. You don't have to be a flamboyant rainbow of friendliness: just try to be nice to your coworkers when you have to interact with them Speak to them when spoken to or when you need something, act politely, etc. Smile a little from time to time so you don't look like a miserable fuck. It's all you need to do.
Not a normie btw, 18 and haven't had a real job yet
be me
>go to wait in line for free concert 3 hours early
>several other people there
>they talk and are knowledgable of all different bands and have been to many concerts
>I kind of just listen, try to give some input here and there
>eventually another girl comes
>she's quiet and just reading a book
>qt
>we get to go inside finally and enjoy concert
>leave venue
>waiting outside for artist
>stand around by myself for around 40 minutes pretending to not see other people who were in line with me
>eventually gravitate towards them "hey whats up"
>notice book girl is off to the side not really talking to anybody
>not enough guts to talk to her
>artist comes out yay
>start to leave the area and walk along with book girl
>we talk everything seems nice
>the group heads off going straight and i turn to go left, she says "I'm just gonna follow you"
>we only get to walk together for a couple blocks before we split up
>tell her "alright well you have to make a right here im gonna keep going this way. Numbers, wanna exchange? or not I don't care."
>her "yea sure!"
>me "sorry that came out bad"
>we exchange and I send her a soft message today to keep relevant
extra info she's 18 and new to the area for school, I'm 23 and have always lived around here.
What do don't want to fug this up also don't want to let this die.
>inb4 concert, talk to girl, get number=normie
>tl;dr
Went to a concert talked to a girl that seemed robotish like myself. Got number, don't know what to do now
You are a normie. Fuck off, faggot.
>>24393159
anticipated something like this obviously
![1447979580609[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sWXMf98.jpg "1447979580609[1]")
