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What do you fantasize about?
>>24388825
Some girl I know falls in love with me, asks me out, we go on a silly cute date and my family wonders why I'm so happy lately. I start changing for her and try my hardest to become really attractive and successful and our relationship deepens, then we move in together do lots of cute romantic crap like leave love notes for each other
haven't thought further than that
having my new steam bf talk to me ;-;
Getting my friend to re-add me on steam.
How do normies not get depressed? The world is fucking shit, it's a pile of garbage, how do they stay positive? Every time I go outside I'm reminded why existence is awful, how do normies not see what I see?
>>24388820
>How do normies not get depressed?
By surrounding themselves with people.
Delusion and distraction
Try st john's wort
normies get depressed but they drown it in booze and drugs and tv
>mom has a new boyfriend
>all of a sudden shes telling me I need to get a job or move out
>basically tells me flat out that if I do get a job she expects me to move out as soon as I'm able to
>before she started seeing this guy she always told me I would always be welcome here
I w-want to get off the ride now, guys. Please tell me it stops soon. I'm ready to get off.
It's just her boyfriend telling her she needs to kick you out so you can spread your wings. This is so he can move in and mooch off her.
>>24388773
Move out and never contact her again.
>>24388773
>tfw my mom doesn't date
>if she does i don't know about it
>if anything, chances are it's just for her "needs"
>she will never date anyone seriously
>she will never be brainwashed by a significant other to kick me out because neet
i'm so sorry that last part is happening to you anon
where can I find videos of people having normal conversations without it being staged
>>24388701
Have them on omegle instead, or in skype threads..
>>24388726
I want to watch videos of conversations not have conversations
>>24388701
I also am very interested in this. I record myself going throughout my day, and other people having conversation. I can post some if you want. I feel like their should be a website for this, where we share audio recordings of our mundane lives. I just really find it interesting to glance into the everyday lives and conversations of others. One time I even used binoculars to observe the different people in different homes. It was the creepiest thing I've ever done. Nothing sexual about it, just curiosity. It was weird seeing the differences in lighting in each home, and the amount of people living there.
who /drowning sorrows in alcohol/ here
>>24388665
nobody? damn senpai
Fixing to finish off the rest of this stuff right here. What are you sippin on ?
>>24389484
just some IPA, but im lookin to kill the sixpack
>tfw emetophile
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS FETISH
I'm in a similar boat, but with copraphilia, but be fortunate you don't have pedophilia because even though it'll be hard to find someone who's into vomit, you're not getting into any legal issues
>>24388727
Yeah I'm glad I'm not into that, it would be pretty awful.
How did you realize you were into dookie?
Blood fetish is best fetish
Who /depressedNEET/ here?
>all the time in the world to do anything I want
>just browse 4chan all day
>feel pretty happy playing games all day
>parents berate me for not having a job
Should I try streaming bros?
>>24388606
what games do you like to play? :)
I thought being a NEET would make me able to reach the sky.
>all the time in the world to do anything I want
>realize there's nothing I really wanna do
>ponder about the meaning of life every day
>realize there's no point
>lose motivation
It's kinda cyclic because then comes the "if there's no point, I might as well not care" which comes with the "if I don't care, I might as well try" and then failure gets me back to square one.
So, im curious gaybots/femanons.
What does it feel like to be fucked in the ass, and to have someone cum inside of you?
Feels like voting Democrat
>>24388600
/threadasfuck
>>24388570
Also curious. These lewdposters all have me wondering. Can you feel the cum when its in there? Do you just leave it in?
Hey, /r9k/. On a hotel computer, some old nigga left his email logged in. Dubs decides what I do.
>>24388487
log off
>>24388487
log off, turn off computer, leave hotel, kill self
>>24388533
Better deliver.
>tfw shed rather off herself than be your gf
>>24388415
Coat hangers really work that well?
holy shit, that spongebob shirt. I always feel like I'd put some thought into what I wear if I ever kill myself.
Wonder why she did it.
>never have sex or a gf
>shoot up a school
wtf ?!!
how does this shit come about ?
society kicks around men who aren't normal
until eventually they snap, and kill people because they're sick of the situation they're in
Theyre just really really autistic for that to happen
A logical person knows only himself is worth the kill
>>24388315
Try not talking or texting anyone for a month. And just keep your mouth shut, no chitchat anywhere.
You will understand
Welcome fellow robots, to The Frog and Feels. The bar is now open.
>order a drink
>tell the other patrons about your day
>reply to each other's stories
>there's a jukebox, put on some music if you like
http://youtu.be/vmDDOFXSgAs
My day was okay. Went to work late but no one cared. Luckily, everyone who works with me is a fuckup so I can get away with it. I work at a college so when they go on break so do employees. But luckily, I get unemployment so it's cool.
Getting drunk soon. Maybe high. Haven't decided.
>>24388265
I'll just have a water for now. If some other guys get in here, I might be persuaded to drink, especially if anyone wants to start a Skype wankfest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M
>>24389523
>tfw randomly chose that picture because it was the first one I saw in my dump folder, and unwittingly I summarized the thread almost perfectly with it
>will never have any other person to financially support
>still can't find a job that pays rent
How the fuck do normies do it?
We are normal. People want to work around us. We are easily employed. You are a weird creep. People don't enjoy being around you.
>>24388220
Thats really rude im sure anon is better than all of us just unlucky rn
>>24388220
Damn, family.
Why do I love her so much even though she's fucked dozens of men? I hate every other whore but she's special some how...
>>24388141
>dozens
>not hundreds.
Come on, sempai
>>24388316
they were literally all chads too
>>24388141
Because that's our purpose as men, love them, love the beautiful and perfect yet mysterious women, after all, they are thw perfect beings of the creation, beauty itself made a woman.
well, well wellll wagekeks.. how was sucking your bosses balls today? did you make him some money or were you a worthless little wageslave? just keep at it though I need my $1800 NEETbux every 2 weeks maybe you'll get that raise someday you uncultured swine.
what did I do today??? well superior NEETs actually have free time so my day was spent on literature, fine art, philosophy and fucking your gf while you were at your shit job because she likes an enlightened man.
only fooling yourselves wagekeks.
>>24388132
>fucking your gf
dis nigga
>>24388190
you sound butthurt wagekuck i put your toothbrush up my asshole on my way out as well.
>>24388132
What literature? Can you recommend a good read? Not trying to be sarcastic btw.
