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>putting your penis in an uncircumsized vagina

shiggy
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>>24389561

ISIS pls go. and by that i mean pls leave the planet.
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>its still okay to mutilate boys but not girls
give me 1 good reason why, normalfags
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Roasties getting what they deserve.

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Who here /no friend group/

>be me
>never really fit in with any group
>lack of social interactions turn me into sort of a "nerd"
>start hanging out with nerd group
>feel like I fit in for awhile
>realize that everyone is autistic and always trying to out random each other
>guys are virgin losers so give the girls in the group unprecedented attention
>girls in the nerd group are extremely annoying
>whenever someone is talking this one chick. Lets call her femnerd will always interrupt and change the subject
>guys in group are ok with this
>I'm annoyed when she does it to me
>tfw I'm the asshole for calling her out
>since the guys are beta losers they always let her have her way so she's grown accustomed to it
>she's extremely selfish
>she'll take stuff from a beta nerd and not give it back and it's "funny"
>tfw I had two classes with her
>one of the classes there are no beta nerds but she still retains her selfish attitude
>it's a fuck around class so we don't have to do anything
>she brings shitty girly anime to class
>literally no one else in the class wants to watch it
>femnerd brings it anyway
>everyone is clearly annoyed
>eventually decide I don't want to be a nerd anymore
>tfw haven't found a group since

Why must women ruin everything? The betanerds could be annoying but I had enjoyable moments with them when their weren't any girls in the group.
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>>24389524

You did fit it at one point with a group.

I am too autistic for normies, yet too normie for nerds.

What the fuck do I do?
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Yeah, I've never really had a friend group. Just had 1 or 2 friends I could be truly autistic with. We had pure fun together. But other than those 1-2 friends, I've never had real friends or a friend group. I just latched onto a group that tolerated me. I just laughed at their jokes. Never really said anything. Nobody ever invited me to anything outside of school. I was always alone really. Still am today.
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>>24389568
Op here. I feel the same way man

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>tfw no jewfu
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>>24389470
She is legitimately funny and surprisingly attractive for her age.

>first lady
>vice president
wat
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>>24389470
I'd hancock her if you know what I mean.
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>>24389470
Topless women in publicity photos trigger me now because I can already hear the SJW screams of "objectification b/c she's naked" and "objectification b/c heterociswhite dudebros are only talking about it because she's naked."

I have problems. I'm actually better than I was a few years ago.

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which sex do you think generally has an easier life?
i'm not asking which sex you like more, or which sex is the nicest or the smartest, i just want to know which you which you think has an easier life and why.

this is not mean to be a woman hate thread, i just want to know why people feel the way they do
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Generally? Women. Easily.
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women in general
if it were a video game, women would have a lower skill floor and a lower skill ceiling
they're pampered by society, but they can never have as much respect as the highest men
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>>24389447

men. we don't gotta move out.

neither do women desu but they do it anyway. like why, you do this to yourself.

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> There's only one person in the world who's going to decide what I'm going to do and that's MOMMY
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>>24389417
I love you so much, Mommy!
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>>24390617

thank you baby boy
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>>24389417
Why do you keep posting these threads? Are you even female?

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>That'll be $19.48, plus tip
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>>24389229
>Mandatory tipping

I live in a civilized country where employees are already paid a livable wage directly from their employer, not the consumer.
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>asking for tip
>collects goods and hands her a 20 bill
>closes door
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>>24389252
Where is this exactly?

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why aren't you dating a qt asexual girl, /r9k/?
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Even keks get to have sex, this is just some new age beta provider shit.
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>>24389180
I would totally do that actually. My body is disgusting and I'm fine jacking off anyway.
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>>24389180
>no sex
>getting kucked this hard
nice try tumblr

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What did Kramer mean by this?
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by that, he means that he hates niggers
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>>24389176
he meant that it was in his stomach
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Sniff sniff


I suck em down

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Be honest, how many of you would have killed yourselves by now if it weren't for someone you were close to?

If it weren't for my mom, I would definitely commit suicide
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Yup
Fuck this shit
I feel like life is holding me hostage so it can attempt to coerce me into enjoying it or becoming deluded and narrowminded
It's like I'm walking on eggshells all da time
As soon as she's gone the rope is tied
I think I'll be genuinely happy, though a little scared
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the only reason i don't kill myself is because i'm pretty much the only thing my parents care about in the world
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If I didn't have my immediate family I probably would have jumped into traffic a long time ago. Lonely life sucks senpai

>tfw a girl will never grab my hair and force me to eat her out

Why live
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we can do it if you really want
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shoo shoo shane
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>>24389305
I wish ;_;

It'll never happen ;_;

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You guys don't want a gf

you just want to be loved
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Listen to this guys

http://www.youtubeonrepeat.com/watch/?v=RZ_Pv1K62TM
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No
I actually want to not want to be loved
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>>24389251

You know it comes down to the same

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I think i made a kid kill himself
>be me
>anon from texas
>going to a community college
>wierd kid who sits in back of on of my classes
>obvious social disabilities
>he talks a lot and out loud but he was awkward and a little wierd
>once recorded him scribbling circles in pen on a piece of paper for 35 min
>this was one of the creepiest things ive ever seen
>go to board one day to asnwer question
>the whole time he is telling me im doing it wrong and saying stupid shit
>i get it right and teacher says so too
>go to sit down and he puts his hand out to high 5
>as if we were friends after all that stupid shit he was saying
>literally move a foot over to visibly dodge his high 5
>entire class laugh and he does this awkward nervous laugh

that was the last time i saw him and that was 8 weeks ago, and he had never missed a class before that

i assumed he became an an hero
>girl in front of me turns around and says she thinks i made him kill himself
as if i didnt know already
>he hasnt shown up to any other class with people i know

what did i do?
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you killed a kid anon, have fun living with yourself
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>>24389000
His fault for being a little bitch. Need to harden the fuck up if you're going to call yourself a Texan.

Nice trips by the way.
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>>24389000
Sounds like he was borderline ready to kill himself already and you just pushed him over the each with that public humiliation. On the bright side he didn't come shoot you and take him with you.

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ITT sjw video games
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so you can ruin and latch yourselves onto yet another great video game untouched by your clammy, sugar frosted hands?

get bent.
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>posts Last of Us
>implying a sjw game because an adolescent girl has had to harden up and kill people in a post-apocalyptic environment
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>>24388990
t-this isn't a spam post- senpai!

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What would you sell your soul for?

Ihavenosoul faggots need not apply
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I'd sell my soul to get into heaven.
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The power to absorb souls so I could take mine back once I sell it and absorb other people's souls and keep them inside me until I feel like they've served their time
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most here would for gf and sex

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My fucking paper didn't save I haven't felt so deflated in so long fuck me fuck me gotta work on it al lnight

how are you all doing
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>crippling depression
>working
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>>24388908
i use all my remaining energy to work towards school, because if I fail I'm going to kill myself

Also my meds have been keeping me more energetic
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I spent the day playing RPGs.

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