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>she will NEVER be your gf
>she will NEVER even be real
>rike black men with asian women to jack it to
>don't like black women
>not even 2d black women
lol
Seriously guys. I made her my gf in-game recently and hearing her say things like "what did I ever do to deserve you? :)" every time I need to store items is killing me inside.
>>24395934
shes a synth
Do you have a problem with this image, /r9k/?
>>24395643
>wanting to be a woman when you're expected to do everything for yourself anyway
>>24395643
Peepee = boy
Vagoo = girl
I knew this from a very early age. Some might even call me a prodigy when it comes to things like this.
>>24395643
He still looks like a pretty girly man, would fuck post OP
Looking around 4chan, all I see everywhere are more and more people (especially robots) getting into kekolding.
Is this shit seriously on the rise? Why does it seem to be getting more popular? You can say that its a joke, but so many people seem strangely attracted to it, myself included. What the hell is it thats creating this fetish?
If I had to make a guess, I would say it has to do with years and years of feelings of inadequacy and anxiety that have led to it. Do any of you robots wanna give your side of the story?
>jew see white power growing on 4chan
>ov vey shut it down
>their jidf comes in action
>starts posting kekold and kekold brainwashing
>4chan slowly becomes keks
>[hand rubbing intensifies]
The insecurity on this board is awesome.
Always niggers, too
>she may have stopped talking to me for no reason again
>Have no way to confirm it, it's just been four days since she last spoke to me after talking to each other everyday for months, I just have a gut feeling that It'll last
>try my best not to care
>waves of sadness come to me without me having any control over it
>Can't enjoy anything anymore
how do you get over that kind of shit ?
I don't know. Going through the same.
I hope it turns out fine for you in the end.
>>24395450
>it's just been four days
Two weeks here. I put my foot in my mouth, I'm not even particularly bad with most people, I just lose it around her because I'm so self-conscious and at the same time desperate to keep talking and keep the conversation going.
For me, I have to just realize that she isn't this goddess I've built her up to be, but a person with whom it clearly never worked out. I know we don't want to, but you gotta look for her flaws and use them to remind yourself that she isn't this holy ideal that once lost can never be found again. Six billion people, one person, blah blah blah.
>>24395544
Yeah
The fact that it may be over isn't even the worst side of it too, what's killing me is not knowing for sure if it's about me or if it's just something else, and there's litterally nothing I can do but wait.
>>24395583
Hell, If I don't get any news from her in two weeks I'll just start asking her friends what the hell is up, if it is indeed over I'll just try my best to move on.
How skinny is too skinny?
When does slender become skeleton?
>>24395341
Never.
The skinnier, the better.
>>24395341
Who is this amazing slag?
>>24395389
Would you masturbate to a literal skeleton? That's as skinny as you can get.
>I worked every day
>I tried volunteering
>I exercised
>I ate right
>I stopped going on 4chan and negative places
>I studied maths, programming and physics
They told me it would make the bad feels go away
I still hate everyone
I can't even stop thinking about suicide while exercising
They lied
Let's kill ourselves together.
>>24395248
Have you tried fucking some qt3.141's yet?
Also, they weren't lying you dipshit, those were merely suggestions.
>>24395248
Deal with it dude we all want to kill ourselves. It's just part of life. I'm not even kidding. This is literally how I live.
Man of iron.
>You will never have a harem of Japanese school girls
>>24395171
Gooks are actually pretty disgusting desu senpai
>>24395193
This desu, I had to go to a private school filled with them. Not only were they ugly, it seemed like every time I had to go somewhere, a fucking gook was in the way, too absorbed in an electronic device to notice. You had to physical move them.
>>24395193
b-baka gaijin~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!
i can't take it anymore ,i just fucking can't i just broke down for the 5th time and this time i just want it to all be fucking over.
broke up with my first gf a month ago,been with her for 2 years,already made a thread about it a couple of weeks ago but i bet no one remembers.
>i was with her for 2 years
>met on a class project
>because friends
>only person i felt comfortable talking too
>been going to her place
>because alcoholic mother that gets fucked up everyday and the house is a mess
>been going only to her place
>after starting doing project together became a lot more friendly
>after a night at the beach i decided that it is now or never
>asked her if she wants to be my gf
> she says yes
>17 at the time
>never had any girl interested at me ever
>she was the only one to show any kind of signals that she sees me as a partner and not only a friend
>after two long year i almost moved in with her family(been living there for 4 days out of 7)
>her family because like mine
>i even saw her sister as mine sister,and she even called me big brother
>relationship ends
cont.
>>24395163
Iktf op, especially when you get into a LTR that early on, you never learn how to be a confident Chad so when you get out of it you have literally no idea how to find a gf. My long term gf broke up with me months ago and I still think about her everyday, the pain never ends. Ive realized how socially retarded I am trying to talk to/hit on girls at parties, always end up going home early cryfapping myself to sleep missing my ex.
Women are fucking destructive mate
>after to long years she started loosing interest in me
>too much of a robot
>things started not to work out
>we were together 24/7 almost
>even in school
>at the very end she started to build her own life(new friends that she didn't tell me about,started talking to me less)
>at the end we decided to break up because a relationship would not work out.
>said we would not act like a couple outside only when we met at her place
>after we broke up that never happened she just stopped talking to me
>she cuts me off and tells me that she is sorry for not letting me spend time with my 1 "friend"
>she is all i had,the only person i could trust
>now it's over,a month has passed and i sit in the same class room with her (i'm 19,in a special course for engineering that's why the one class room)
>sitting there and listening about all the guys that she is talking with and how they are fucking gorgeous and interesting.
>literally 8 hours a day sit there by myself and try not to think about suicide,i just pary for the day to end
>come back home and my alcoholic mother tells me how much of a piece of shit i am ,and that it's great that she left me because she can do way better.
>she was literally my only destraction and my only purpose in life,
>been to doctors,said that i need a psycological therapy and to see a family consultant
>school is fucking hell
>my mother is a piece of shit person.
>i don't even know if a love her or even care about her.
>but there is only one thing that fucking breaks me everyday
>this fucking never ending loneliness and the knowledge that i will never get such a chance at being happy ever again is driving me to insanity.
>this was my 4th break out today,i put a knife to hand not to cut it but to inflict enough paying to take my mind away from the fucking pain
Guys I didn't realize Uni deducted points for attendance.
I'm a first semester freshman who managed B' s in all his classes while barely going to class. But now it seems they're taking off letter grades left and right for my attendance.
How fucked am I?
Better fake depression to your professors
>>24395013
Honestly a lot of it was depression. Also stuff like my twin brother, the person closest to me in the world, attempted suicide.
Made me not want to do anything but smoke weed and forget about everything.
>>24394979
Tell your professors you've got extreme social anxiety
Do any robots here have any tips on babysitting? I have to look after my 5-year-old niece for about 6 hours on Saturday and I'm not sure how to handle kids.
Just sit her in front of the TV and have her watch stuff on Netflix.
Don't accidentally sit on her like that one anon did awhile back
I think the kid ended up dying
>>24394892
Oh god, I vaguely remember that.
How the fuck do you accidentally sit on a kid.
Hi /r9k/, what is/are your mental illness ?
How is it going ?
It doesn't have to be medically diagnosticed, all the psych doctors are hacks anyways.if you want to count your transexuality as illness, do as you like
Be honest and don't be mean to other, we're here to listen each others
I have the lewd disease
Pls don't cock bully me...
Life is the illness
I'm just mental
i know tis faggot neimd johannes who is very ill homo
>tfw attending the worst University in the UK
>tfw studying Law
>tfw going to debate competitions
>tfw destroying Russel-Group students
I don't understand, I'm supposed to be stupid since I don't have the grades to get into a decent Uni, yet these other students are fucking awful.
Can anyone in a prestigious University explain?
Money... Is not an original comment.
What OP, you mean you weren't born with a trust fund and an army of tutors to bail you out before every exam and do your homework for you?
Maybe that's why your studying in some crap school
just cuz u got money and good grades dont mean ur smart dood
Pic related was supposed to be a comedy.
Women were never meant to have power.
>>24394782
>sleep with every woman so long as you sleep with each one who is uglier first
That's not a bad deal at all. I could just a super model just by having sex a couple thousand times.
Wew, this is way better than the system we have now.
Pretty nice. I don't care about the private property thing since I'm poor anyway.
>>24394861
You'd have to go through a thousand ugly women before getting to Aphrodite, but Aphrodite will sleep with Chadistotle and a bunch of other greek gods by the time you quit.
>>24394887
Still don't see how it's not better than now.
Either I'm a greek god and I get sex in any time period from any of the hottest women, or I'm me, and at least under that rule I have a fighting chance.
Generally speaking, how do women react when they see you?
Post her face when.
>women's faces when I walk past
>not sure if they are disgusted or turned on by me
I always feel like women are intensely disgusted by me; they always seem so hateful in my presence.
>>24394777
Early I was walking passed this girl eating an ice cream bar, and I was hungry, and the ice cream looked really fucking good, but she looked up and saw me staring at her. I though she would quickly look away like they usually do, but she kind of smiled at me, and I just kept my eyes on the ice cream. Maybe she knew I was just admiring her treat?
>>24394777
>777
These magical trips are speaking to me.
No female every notices me.
General gay robot thread!
These are usually cozy, give loves and receive loves
Everyone welcome <3
What happened to the last one edition
Why are traps considered gay? The last thing I want to see is a female, why the fuck would I want a man pretending to be a female?
>>24394562
I dunno anon, it just gets lumped in cuz "it has a dick lol"
its kinda fetish spec i guess
what happened to that trappy-ish anon from last thread who had stories about being a dom bottom
